lexi :)

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” She/her insta: @/joonsoikoya minor || infp

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Clarisse: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Clarisse: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Percy: uh...

Annabeth: she’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Clarisse: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Grover, crying: it’s working

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Percy: i just don’t think my mom would want me to kill another human being

Sally, killing and selling her ex husband’s corpse: ...

[apjoschistshow]

hi... I’m back???

[apjoschistshow]

Percy: Hey Nico, how do we look?

Nico: Dead.

Percy:

Nico: To me.

[apjoschistshow]

Hazel: I made pancakes!

Jason: Wow thanks!

Piper: I’ll have some!

Percy: YAY PANCAKES!

Leo: I made pancakes!

Annabeth: Uhh thanks?

Frank: They’re poisoned don’t eat them.

Percy: YAY PANCAKES!

[apjoschistshow]

Leo: I know we don’t always see eye to eye-

Frank: No, no of course not

Frank: You’re too short.

Leo:

Leo: Screw it-

[apjoschistshow]

Annabeth, knocking on door: Percy, open up!

Percy: Well, it all started when I was a child...

Jason: I don’t think that’s what she meant-

Leo: No, no, let him finish.

[apjoschistshow]

Percy: I’m not totally useless. Percy: I can be used as a bad example.

[apjoschistshow]

Nico: *crying*

Leo: Oh no, Nico crying

Leo: Pat pat.

Leo: This feels wrong.

[apjoschistshow]

Annabeth: You can’t put milk in spaghetti.

Percy, eating with a spoon: Ok boomer.

[newathens]

you’re really all going to sit there and say you want to watch the fight on mt. othrys, the slaying of the drakon, the battle at zeus’ fist, the island of ogygia, hyperion’s blinding sun-like armor, the final fight on mount olympus, the olympians battle with typhon, the love tunnel ride, nico splitting open the earth in ttc, the fight with the giant boar, the percabeth siren scene, and beckendorf’s sacrifice all in animation? embarrassing

[apjoschistshow]

all for live action but i’m scared they’ll give us some half-assed cgi in low definition with no detail

[wetcoffeejpg]

can u bastards stop arguing about whether the show should be animated or live action and rather argue about how danny devito should play dionysus

[apjoschistshow]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[apjoschistshow]

Artemis: I like that humans say, “Oh man” to express disappointment.

Artemis: Because men are disappointing.

[apjoschistshow]

Nico, angry: I hate all of you! I’m never talking to you again!!

[2 mins later]

Nico, kissing them on the head: goodnight Annabeth, goodnight Percy, goodnight Piper, goodnight Hazel, goodnight Frank, goodnight Reyna, goodnight coach hedge.

[apjoschistshow]

Annabeth, in TLF: You’re pretty dumb.

Percy: Thanks.

Annabeth: I just insulted you.

Percy: I know. I just focused on the word ‘pretty’.

[apjoschistshow]

Leo: I take it you really like Macdonalds then.

Nico: No, I just really like summoning the dead.

Leo:

Nico: And happy meals, happy meals are nice.

[apjoschistshow]

Sorry!!

Hi guys! I’m so so so so so so so sorry I haven’t posted anything for like MONTHS. I haven’t abandoned this page. I’ll be posting again tomorrow!! Thank you so much for you patience.