[heartblossom-deactivated2022041]

customers aren’t valid

[shinydiscopaul-deactivated20200]

and neither are their coupons usually

[wigglytuffer]

How to play The Sims

spend 3 hours creating your family

spend 3 days creating your house

play the actual game for 20 minutes

do not touch for 4 months

repeat

[uptional]

[krabby-kronicle]

[dndyke-archive-deactivated20200]

you can’t be traumatized if you repress all your memories

[midnig-hts]

[princesconsuela]

[tamper]

[snorelaks]

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

[fanofmickey]

Lightning at Disney’s Contemporary Resort by Bslacore Via Flickr: We got to watch a pretty good lightning cell pass by from our balcony at the Polynesian Village Resort

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[vampirezigzagoon]

A happy ending

[dork-adios]

I am the girl who loves my island, and the girl who loves the sea. It calls me.

[sevillesun]

Be private. Be lowkey. Be humble.

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[casadel-sol]

use it

[hannahhillam]

Repeat

[railroadsoftware]

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

[howglorygoes]

If we had made the zodiac killer our republican nominee maybe he wouldn’t have sent the clowns to kill us