Werewolf the Apocalypse Mishaps

Welcome! I am Reyna "Wrath of Bellona" Nikos, warrior of the Black Furies. This is a blog where the Garou Nation may share their stories of triumph and tragedy with the other members of the nation. DISCLAIMER: This blog is not officially affiliated with the Mind's Eye Society or White Wolf. It's simply a blog where I share the funny shit that happens to my characters.

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Hey, I just found this game, i was wondering if you could maybe tell me if theres someone out there that does tutorials on how to play? I haven't been able to find much but maybe I'm using the wrong terms (I've never read any of the world of darkness books or whatever, my research has been a little... confusing)

I am happy to help! I can give you a walkthrough myself if you like. And you just gave me a new idea for a series of tutorial posts, so thank you! Feel free to message me and I’ll help you get started!

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"I hate you so much, this tastes like hatred!" - player of Ambrose in response to ToothFX being applied.

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"That, I can say, is the first time I've ever seen anything like that." - Luna, in response to a shadowlord galliard snorting a line of cut up apple like it's cocaine.

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“Theyre afflicted with wyrm taint.”

“Did you just say taint?”

“Not the fleshy fun bridge kind.”

- an exchange at last month’s Werewolf the Apocalypse

[surreal--memes]

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Compared to Slaanesh, Cthulu is a minor inconvenience.

My friend Mike, while playing a chaos Warhammer squadron.

[waywardmasquerade]

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Colours - Black for the head, body and wings, Raspberry for the spikes and detailing, and Charcoal for the belly and lining.

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Follow the Wayward Masquerade tumblr (Important),

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Tag Wayward Masquerade in the post (if possible),

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A winner will be picked in December.

The winner will need to pay for shipping.

For every hundred new followers I will expand the prize pool to include a discount on any commission for a runner up.

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Hello followers of the Apocalypse! The creator of this adorable dice bag has asked me to share this giveaway with you! Thank you @waywardmasquerade for sharing your work with us and giving us a chance to participate!

~ Riptide

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School isn't for smart people

Chuck the Mage Councilor

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Am i gonna have to limber up for this?

Chuck's Proximi

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Don't diablerize white lion!

Mage the Ascension Storyteller

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The short answer is go first.

God-like entity when asked how to take down a specific enemy

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Blah-biddy blah blah blah spirit bullshit.

My Mage the Ascension tabletop storyteller

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“I’m pretty sure Tess doesn’t give a shit about the Chantry’s Tupperware…” - the player of Tess the Tremere Vampire

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"The basic traditions of Verbena are like hedge wizards that are high functioning… Like high functioning autists.” - Icarus the Order of Hermes Adept

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“Long story short, a Cappadocian happened to the Giovanni.” - @glitched-frogger as mage tabletop st

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They will die. You’ve angered the pack.

“they will die XD” -  juanjo88

Well, you asked for it :p

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Meanwhile at the Fenrir Ting...