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containment chamber for all my shitposts. sideblog to @tempportal

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Luther: Look, Five, you're a great guy, but you can just be kind of... intense.

Five, crawling up Luther's torso to grab him by the collar: I'M NOT INTENSE

Five:

Five: Wait, yeah, heard it as I said it.

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Diego, hacking the Infinite Switchboard:

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Vanya, S1, E10: 

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the umbrella academy as onion headlines

Luther:

Diego: 

Allison:

Klaus: 

Five:

Ben: 

Vanya: 

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the umbrella academy as ugly christmas trees

Luther:

Diego: 

Allison: 

Klaus: 

Five: 

Ben: 

Vanya: 

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The Umbrella Academy as random photos on my phone

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

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amnesiac Vanya, finally meeting her family again for the first time and realizing, without the context of their childhood, how goddamn weird her siblings are:

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Five, trying to figure out how to prevent Apocalypse #700000000: 

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Ben, watching Klaus spectacularly fuck up his life in increasingly elaborate ways: 

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the umbrella academy + emo kylo ren tweets (part 1 here)

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Raymond Chestnut, meeting his in-laws and realizing he’s married into the weirdest goddamn family on the planet:

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actual footage of Klaus in Vietnam

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Klaus being dumped in 1960:

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five @ his braindead siblings

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Every time I think of Harold Jenkins, I think of this image-

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Vanya and Sissy whenever Carl came home: