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[tothechaos]

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

[cocomonerd]

No because pride and prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt." No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

[enonem]

And it is also not "now that you have proven yourself to be less of an asshole I will give you the second chance you deserve." It's "you were rude to me once, so I was very ready to believe the worst about you. But now you're opening up and I realise that, while you definitely have flaws that you need to work on, they are different and less fundamental flaws than what I thought. So I'm going to sit back and reassess on what I actually see and not just what confirms my preexisting bias. And in doing so I realise that at your core you are a very good person."

[command-line-computer-virus]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Oh, so THAT’S why all those libertarian techbros are antivax

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love this post because the replies are like "for anyone who doesn't know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]" but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

[breakingboob]

Nestle has:

Drained water from places suffering from drought for absolute pennies.

Made African mothers dependent on their milk formula, which they gave for free, until their milk dried up. Then they required them to purchase it, mothers could not afford it, mixed in too little to fulfill nutrient needs, and mixed it with polluted water. Children died.

Used slavery to produce their cocoa.

Pushed for water to be considered a “want” not a “need” and is at the forefront of arguments that water is not a human right.

Poisoned Chinese infants with melamine in their milk formula.

Demanded Ethiopia pay a debt owed to Nestle, during a FAMINE.

Price-fixed food items.

Contributed to deforestation for their cocoa farming.

The worst thing is, Nestle owns TONS of other brands, making it difficult to avoid for certain products.

[1percentcharge]

I like it when songs do that thing where the chorus changes to get more upset or incensed each time

[1percentcharge]

When it comes to music I am still an 11 year old who still thinks it’s cool when people curse

[unrealunearths]

people are punished for being poor in every aspect of life

[ultrafacts]

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[qt-3point1four-deactivated20200]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[angryschnauzer]

Same thing was done in Brighton where people were given kitkats as they leave nightclubs because you need both hands to eat them, plus obvs eating.

Other cities would also have mounted police on horses patrolling the streets. Nothing to do with needing to add police presence, they realised drunk people see a horse and go “Ooh Horsies” and stroke the horse. It would distract people from fighting in queues for taxis.

[modmad]

I have witnessed the horse thing in action! for a short amount of time I went clubbing regularly, and being the only person who hated the taste of alcohol I usually just ended up observing the behaviour of the native drunk wildlife, like some sort of Jane Goodall of inebriated students. It was educational.

By far one of the best nights was out in Cardiff, and when we left the club there was, indeed, a horsie and the absolutely immediate, instinctual response of the first dozen people to leave the club (and therefore the first to see this) was to form a group around the door to tell everyone who was leaving the whole pack  going shhshshhsh there’s. there’s A HORSIE don’t. don’t make a noise don’t scare the horsie :’( and everyone leaving the club INSTANTLY quieted the fuck down like even the ones who were fight-me-im-drunk drunk got calmly surpressed by their friends and redirected their energy. Many people did go and pet the horsie who was clearly very well trained and the whole thing was thoroughly impressive and really very moving :’D

[alienpapacy]

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[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)… *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[vicholas]

There’s a popular post going around that’s like “well tone indicators are helpful for people for anxiety because some people need stuff like “ /nm (not mad)” or “ /nbh (nobody here)” and I absolutely get it because I have an anxiety disorder but like. You can very much add that on the text of a message itself and it will be way more clear and accessible than expecting them to memorize this whole new fabricated code. 

Which one do you think will be clearer, faster to understand, and more direct to the point:

“oh my god someone is pissing me off /nbh”

“oh my god someone (not from this server, don’t worry) is pissing me off”

or

“have you done the dishes? /nm

“have you done the dishes? don’t worry, im not mad, just wondering”

You can be mindful of someone else’s needs and talk to them in a way that is respectful and understanding of those needs. The key is communication. Expecting people to memorize a lot of abbreviations is like the contrary of accessible.

[random2908]

I still haven’t seen these tone indicator abbreviations in the wild, but it certainly doesn’t help that every time I see examples like this on tumblr, the abbreviation has a different, well-established meaning!

Like in this example, if someone said to me “have you done the dishes? /nm” I would read it as “Have you done the dishes? Nevermind.” Which is either absent-minded or passive-aggressive. It would never occur to me that it could mean “not mad”!

The best, though, is /pos, which supposedly means “positive” but is already well-established as meaning “piece of shit.” Like. If someone used that one on me that would be a very mixed-message.

[thingsofimportanceanddelight]

For the love of all that’s holy, please stop trying to add yet another set of social rules I have to figure out and memorize; it is hard enough already. Just say the actual words that you mean instead of making me guess which of all possible meanings you intended with your abbreviations. If you mean that you are not mad, say that you are not mad. If you want communication to be clearer, then make it clearer; don’t add another layer of obfuscation. You are not actually making life easier for anyone outside of your secret code words club; if anything you are making it harder, and making communication worse.

[vindogy]

I love when people criticize tiktok and then the notes are full of people like "ok but tumblr is just as bad" no bitch it isn't. imagine if popularity was determined by how hot you are. imagine how much that would suck. not for me of course i'd rock that shit but imagine it for you guys

[insomniac-arrest]

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

[insomniac-arrest]

[killjoy-prince]

playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

[pastryslutsupreme]

The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[tahthetrickster]

whoa… the ancient philosophical quandary has at last been answered… he can has cheezburger

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/anayalation96/status/1545902336983302145?s=21&t=z-OGyo4eN3lKPVO5kzZpdw

[veeranger]

[heathens-and-kings]

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

[memewhore]