Why are you so gay and disturbing?
Instead of answering, here is a picture of Henry and Hans passionately making out but they are pirates

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@apolloarting
Why are you so gay and disturbing?
Instead of answering, here is a picture of Henry and Hans passionately making out but they are pirates
ART FIGHT HELL YEAH!!! I'm gonna be on team comedy this year.
If anyone wants to attack any of my characters my art fight is Apollo_Art
haytham keeps ragebaiting me everytime he speaks to connor it is genuinely insane
codextober 2025 day 1: access
hi asscreed fandom, my friend @orphiceonian has unwittingly made me your problem for the next 31 days bc it's codextober time baby!
(commission info // tip jar!)
Mine and @plantemane 's AC characters!!!
Mine is Falco Auditore, and his is Auguste LeSalle
RAGEBAITER VS RAGEBAITEE
I hate joining fandoms and not having ships I fw
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... I'm buying the book now
anyway
You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?
This is better than my real life
I'm doing well
I'm doing fine
I'm not having a good time
I'm absolutely cooked
There is nothing different about this universe and my own
Ac2? So like im probably fine if I dont die from disease and don't get involved with the whole assassin templar war
Fandom troubles: When people take Criticism as Hate.
I’ve been in many fandoms and whatnot over my many years being on the internet, and this is just one of those things I’ve seen too many times. It’s comically stupid when they misinterpret criticism as hate for whatever media it may be that is the topic of discussion. It’s fine to like whatever you like with your whole heart but it’s another thing to take personal offence to valid criticism. It’s pretty important to think critically on what you love, because all media is made by humans who aren’t perfect.
Like how I love Assassin’s Creed Unity. Great game, I love the setting… BUT there is some issues I have with the story. Does that mean I hate it? No. Actually I find the choices kinda funny and it adds to the entertainment. I mean have you seen how they characterize Saint Just? COMICALLY EVIL SJ REAL!! Him and his HUMAN SKIN jacket (whyyy??? LMAO) They didn’t even really give him a personalized model lmao, the poor guy. Not to mention Robespierre… that is not my Robespierre. Why’s he so tall??? At least he’s got his stupid (affectionate) little outfit. Along side all this, you are forced to be friends with none other than Napoleon (🤢/j) dun dun dunnnnn!! The point is, I still like this game despite that all.
Look, the internet is a wild and sometimes stupid place. Sometimes you just gotta realize some people are just full of shit. Don’t take their shit, there’s plenty of normal people out there.
In your heart shall burn in a nutshell
and fuck THIS fuckass hinterlands fade rift in particular!!!!
I thought my party was strong enough for it.
They were not
Sir Tristan's Hunt
Mmm dragon age 🤤🤤🤤
So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
“King Arthur couldn’t have fought the Roman Empire”
Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.
“You can’t just add in new characters”
Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.
“Arthurian canon isn’t French”
Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.
“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”
If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.
“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”
Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.
“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)
A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasn’t added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.
God, I sure hope so.
Generations from now young readers will be in awe reading the tales of King Arthur and his trusty coconut-wielding servant, Patsy.