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🔞minors DNI 🔞 Dyslexic as fuck and insecure about it. currently obsessed with the shitty 1992 good Omens script. I am indeed very weird!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) Additional Tags: 1992 Movie Script Aziraphale (Good Omens), 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), Good Omens Movie Script (1992), crowley is a dork, He talks to himself in the mirror, Vanity, He just wants to be complemented, idk how to tag this, No beta we fall like Crowley, Aziraphale loves Crowley, Crowley loves Aziraphale he is just bad at admitting it, Pre-Relationship Summary:

Sometimes the hassle of getting real clothes is worth it.

In which Crowley gets a new suit for very different reasons than just new clothes.

[apossumwithapen]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), 1992 Movie Script Aziraphale (Good Omens), Jealousy, at least slightly, can be read as shippy if you want to, Crowley can also not be honest for the life of him, i have honestly no clue how to tag this, No beta we fall like Crowley Summary:

Aziraphale is going on a little trip. Without Crowley! Crowley has a few thoughts about it.

[apossumwithapen]

One time was all it took to bring Crowley in to a rather precarious situation. One he doesn't quite know how to deal with and to make matters worse, his employees seem to be getting wise and slightly disrespectful (but in a wholesome goofy way I promise).

NEW CHAPTER IS UP! 

For anyone who ever wondered how it would look like, if script! Crowley got knocked up. Contains a lot of Crowley's club employees highjinks.

[apossumwithapen]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device Additional Tags: 1992 Movie Script Aziraphale (Good Omens), 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), Minor Injuries, BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley Being an Idiot (Good Omens), Crowley to the Rescue (Good Omens), Aziraphale needs no rescuing, crowley is overdramatic, Banter Summary:

Feeling the angelic aura over London flicker, Crowley reluctantly tries to be the one coming to the rescue for once. But it seems, he is already too late and Aziraphale, despite smiting someone, is, like always infuriatingly chipper about the whole thing.

[apossumwithapen]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens) Additional Tags: 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Light Angst, no comfort, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Good Omens Movie Script (1992), I wrote an Mpreg angst plot for the 1992 good omens concept script and i am not proud of it, Secret pregnancy, Unresolved, good lord someone stop me, Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens), No beta we fall like Crowley, One Shot, 1992 Movie Script Tina (Good Omens), this fic is not wholesome, Tags May Change, mild pregancy related body horror, 1992 movie Script Satan (Good Omens), mention of forced impregantion, But it's Just in a Dream, Rating May Change Summary:

One time was all it took to bring Crowley in to a rather precarious situation. One he doesn't quite know how to deal with and to make matters worse, his employees seem to be getting worried.

'Who would have guessed that an angel and a demon could breed? Not him, that was for sure! After all he was a fallen, damned beyond redemption. Not exactly what you would associate with being conductive to life. And yet here he was, six months in and with whatever grew below his blackened heart as lively as could be. He hadn’t even noticed till a few weeks ago. Sure there had been signs, but he had chalked all that up to being around the angel too much. However as his corporation had resisted his will, he had taken a long look inside and reacted appropriately to what he found there. That is to say, his first instinct had been to hide inside his office for a week and panic.'

[apossumwithapen]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), 1992 Movie Script Aziraphale (Good Omens), Good Omens Movie Script (1992), Valentine's Day, Bickering, A Bit of Fluff, really just a bit, relationship is hinted at but not really explicit, No beta we fall like Crowley Summary:

Crowley finds the Valentine's celebrations his staff at the Hellfire had put on absolutely detestable.

[acatwithstockings]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Good Omens Movie Script (1992), 1992 Movie Script Aziraphale (Good Omens), 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), Humor, Fluff, at least a little bit, No Dialogue, No beta we fall like Crowley Summary:

Aziraphale takes Crowley to the British museum’s Christmas party.

[apossumwithapen]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: 1992 Movie Script Crowley (Good Omens), Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Light Angst, no comfort, no conclusion, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Good Omens Movie Script (1992), I wrote an Mpreg angst plot for the 1992 good omens concept script and i am not proud of it, Secret pregnancy, Unresolved, good lord someone stop me, Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens), No beta we fall like Crowley, One Shot, 1992 Movie Script Tina (Good Omens), this fic is not wholesome

Summary:

One time was all it took to bring Crowley in to a rather precarious situation. One he doesn't quite know how to deal with and to make matters worse, his employees seem to be getting worried.

'Who would have guessed that an angel and a demon could breed? Not him, that was for sure! After all he was a fallen, damned beyond redemption. Not exactly what you would associate with being conductive to life. And yet here he was, six months in and with whatever grew below his blackened heart as lively as could be. He hadn’t even noticed till a few weeks ago. Sure there had been signs, but he had chalked all that up to being around the angel too much. However as his corporation had resisted his will, he had taken a long look inside and reacted appropriately to what he found there. That is to say, his first instinct had been to hide inside his office for a week and panic.'

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Please enjoy the Good Omens Script

It's a pretty open secret that I hand out The Good Omens Movie Script (of the never to be made 1990s movie) to anyone who asks nicely or checks my current Dreamwidth. It was published in a small edition, and a pdf of it was very widely circulated in book fandom back in the day.

Someone broke all fan etiquette, and common sense, and the fourth wall and brought it to Neil Gaiman's attention, forcing a situation where people who had already read it would refuse to share it saying it was to respect Neil Gaiman. Me, I never really was very cool with this "I've got mine!" attitude. Incredibly irritatingly, people did circulate out-of-context quotes and used them to portray it as terrible, script!Crowley as abusive, and script!Aziraphale as a doormat. None of these are true: it is an extremely, extremely loose and weirdly Americanised adaptation, but it's fricking adorable, and so are its versions of Crowley and Aziraphale. (The characters who get done badly by are Madam Tracey and Brian, IMO - best to think of them as entirely different characters.) It lacks Terry Pratchett's grace, complex humanity and way with words (see also: GO S2), but it's laugh at loud funny at times and this version of the Ineffable Husbands is a seriously cute grumpy/sunshine couple. Also, it has Business Exec Satan.

All this led to the ridiculous and annoying situation of people who had never read it being derogatory of it, while, despite being published, it was in danger of becoming lost media and a lost opart of GO history. (See also: Revenge of the Old Queen and Rocky Horror.) So I'm sharing the link here. If you want to yell at me, I ask you to first consider why you want to respect Neil Gaiman's wishes on anything and reconsider your priorities. It's a damn pdf of something only eleven people own in hard copy.

Feel free to share, or to archive it yourself. If it gets taken down, let me know and I'll find a new home for it. Just be aware that I'm rarely on Tumblr so it takes me a while.