[spaceybread]

[memewhore]

[sofuton]

[fade-blue]

[supersoldiervigilante]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless

[whatagrump]

incredible

[warningengine]

[anexperimentallife]

"The Stoppables"

[thedoctorknits]

50% of this collage is due to one man

[brennaauragoldwing]

Water. 🛥

Earth. 🚙

Fire. 🚀

Air. ✈️

Long ago, the four transportation methods lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Shitty CEO Nation attacked. Only government safety regulations could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished.

[omghotmemes]

big brain only

[clutzyangel]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[gothicashworld]

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

[cikero]

[hugobertoldi]

Trish

[iwilleatyourenglish]

grasshopper nymphs make me want to cry. baby you are so small?

you're so small and also you're little?

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[zeravmeta]

ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it

[apas-95]

bunny wrapped

you ate 13 cables this year

you thumped 2,461 times

you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters

your highest binky was 76 centimeters

you spent 481 hours flopped

you blinked 3 times

you ate 15,021 grams of hay

your favourite food was carpet

[kiefbowl]

it’s been said before but it’s worth saying again, men will go on r/aita and r/relationships and describe the most interesting, intelligent, talented, effervescent, loveliest sounding woman and explain in explicit detail how they are so unworthy of her time and energy by being the most boring cad on the planet, and it blows my mind every time. they’ll be like “my girlfriend expertly blacksmiths me chainmail and swords for my larping I refuse to invite her too, it’s so annoying, anyway how do I get her to stop wearing sweatpants” and I want to scream. this angel, this goddess, this queen among women, how did you find her and how to you entrance her, you walking skid mark

[depsidase]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

I have never wanted an imaginary thing more than this.

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face