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thragedy

Anon hour starts now. Everything will be answered.

uniiicornmemes

On anon or not, tell me who you ship my character with.

rpmemesforthesoul

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Starters

All quotes belong to Team Four Star!

“There! I took the fucking shot!”

“HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?”

“I can never have sex again!”

“That would be intimidating if you were… well, intimidating.”

“Oh, GOD, they shot me in the ASS!”

“You know you’re Naruto running, right?”

“You wear a push-up bra?”

“Some people say TV can make you violent… I think not having my TV makes me PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!”

“Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!”

“What are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name… Michael McDoesntexist?”

“Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering (villain/monster/vampire/werewolf/etc). I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”

“I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of my superiors are gone.”

“…I get the distinct impression you’re embarrassed of me.”

“It’s just like House of the Dead, only like… a hundred times more awesome!”

“What you do, is you go down the local pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra, and it’ll help you go fuck yourself!”

“The place is burning, and so are my loins…”

“Honestly, if you’re gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap…”

“Eat me, don’t forget to write!”

“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be cryin’ all day.”

“VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE! It’s French for ‘FUCK OFF!’”

“See… this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church…”

“But we have one advantage they solely lack! ZEPPELINS!”

“Sorry about that whole ‘shooting you’ thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you’ll find a way to forgive me.”

“And so halfway through blowin’ me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin!”

“Okay, you need to chill!”

“We would make beautiful children.”

“It’s a matter of perspective, really.”

“POR QUE?!”

“So… you just defy your master’s orders on a whim?”

“Holy Shit! They planted landmines!”

“I don’t know how to drive. You have driven me literally everywhere since I was ten.”

“…Something’s burning.”

“Where the metaphorical fuck is HE/SHE?!”

“Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live!”

"Of all the things that could have happened today, I didn't expect to see a sane nightlord."

"The fact that I am not wearing someone or something should not be used a statement regarding my mental state..."

In the past months, I have seen so many artists and writers be driven from this community because they don't conform to the whims of the loathed yet loud demographic of the Warhammer community.

If you're one of the people who have harassed and sent death threats to artists, writers, and other community creators; Fash raus!

Your behavior isn't welcome. Your "apoliticalness" isn't welcome. Your treatment others who aren't like you isn't welcome. You and your friends are not welcome and you never will be.

I truly believe, should you be capable of change, that you take the time to reflect on not just your actions but your worldview that led to them and ask what good such hatred and vitriol does for your fellow human beings on and offline.

Should you actually have even a semblance of proper humanity within you, find it in yourself to apologize to those you've harmed and attempt to make amends. Simultaneously, be aware that you are not entitled to their forgiveness nor that of others for the harm that you've done to them.

#ooc #psa

Brother Khyron, don't think I have forgotten about you. In the Darkness, I begin to rise again. - A old chaplain who just isn't dying anytime soon

"Vague. I don't like that."

#(hey hi holy shit this page exists

OC questions: 21+22

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

Khyron's temper can best be described as impatient and tired without end. He's not mad. He's just severely disappointed in anyone and everyone. Himself included.

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

"All wounds are flesh wounds, you fucking idiot."

"Some people grow on me. Like a tumor."

Darius walks over and slaps a space marine sized sticky note on Khyron’s chest.

It reads:

“I won’t allow my friends to help me and I don’t sleep.”

"I don't need sleep."

Khyron grumbled before knocking back a mug of recaff the same way a guardsman would amasec.

liaraliara

Super detailed questions about your OCs

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? 2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them? 3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults? 6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate? 7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect? 11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies? 12. What is their favourite food? 13. What is their least favourite food? 14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal? 15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking? 16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos? 18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else 19. What’s their least favourite genres? 20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes? 21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper? 22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back? 23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces? 24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress? 25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? 26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad? 28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared? 29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out? 31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing? 32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like? 33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties? 34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body? 35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing? 37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction? 38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had? 39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert? 41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship? 42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition? 43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people? 44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves? 47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event? 48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them? 50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?