ApparentlyJulie

Your favorite Slytherin.

[roboco-san]

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

[roboco-san]

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

[asterein]

“You must never give in to despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The only thing that grows in hell is kale

“Not even demons like kale”

[legsdemandias]

ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I'm having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it's basically already Friday and this week is already over

[legsdemandias]

“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6--How have I stayed up all night??”

[brainthings65-deactivated202008]

...other people...don't think like this??

[ghost-cassette]

Apparently they perceive time as a linear series of seconds, minutes, and hours which they can reliably partition off for planned and orderly activities?

[goweninsane]

Sounds fake, no one can do that. It’s impossible

[topherchris]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[federalbureauofislam]

this could be us

[celebrity-pharmacist]

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

[radwolf76]

[radwolf76]

[catchymemes]

[sakura-haruka]

#when your crush doesn’t notice you

[invaderxan]

[crestsandmemery]

Back

Mercedes: What is your greatest fear?

Ashe: A few years ago, I threw a boomerang. It has yet to come back. I live in constant fear.

[apparentlyjulie]

I just love them, ok?

[apparentlyjulie]

I’ve done it again... someone send help.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[apparentlyjulie]

Okay yes. But. Should he do them all at once? Or one by one? These are the things I gotta know!

[whitepeopletwitter]