holy smokes batman

THEY/THEM or do not refer to me. 20's // habitual lurker but im trying to DO(?) more OTHER: bargainbinrobin

[appl3critter]

sometimes the bra is the point of the outfit and i don't need tits to make that point either.

[appl3critter]

i wish people who looked at me wouldn't perceive me as a woman but "maybe a very womanly man" and the "maybe" is also very important here because, truthfully, i am neither and i dont want to be

[appl3critter]

if i have to suck off the ringmaster himself for tickets i'll do it. why are you walking away from me

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[appl3critter]

looking you ( a mosquito) in the eyes as i preparw to take another bong rip. "hey baby you want this meal to be your last?" you will die of cardiac arrest. i cough vuolently

[kittiescatlover]

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

[b0nkcreat]

you can collect them like pokeymans

[kittiescatlover]

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[kosmogrl]

“it’s just a coping mechanism” and it’s not even your pain to cope with in the first place

[kosmogrl]

you lot need to start finding better excuses for your asshole behaviour cause how is it a coping mechanism to be making jokes about the epstein files

[appl3critter]

somebody come get their dog

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[appl3critter]

lighting my joint with burning pre calc homework i dont need anymore call that smoking math

[princemolder]

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

[appl3critter]

hey man i found your sock, you left it in my room. yeah. do you want it back or do you want me to chew on it now that i've found it? shake it around a bit maybe? run off with it, dig a hole in the backyard, and bury it with the others? you'll never find them. you'll never find them all.

[appl3critter]

cat shit on the carpet. woe is me

[slaughterhousebrutality]

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

[appl3critter]

ideal scenario: no measels

[appl3critter]

huzzah

[appl3critter]

i will personally shrink down magic school bus style and fight against the measels in one-on-one combat for anyone suffering ✊ ideally no measels for all!!!

[appl3critter]

ideal scenario: no measels

[appl3critter]

huzzah