Temporarily taken over by Test Tube.

In memoriam of Fan, who has died more than all of us so far.

[apple-fan]

This is Test Tube. Fan has withered away. Simply rotted into a pile of mush. Absolutely dissolved. I don't really know what to do with him now. I put all the sludge that was left of him into a beaker for now, but that can't be a long term solution. It might contaminate the other contents of my fridge!

This has been a sad time for all of us and we appreciate the concern that may have been struck by his absence. It's not everyday that someone you once expected to never die almost dies. Then comes back. Then dies again.

Hopefully a more long-term vessel may be in order. It was hard to determine him from our actual Apple anyways (she is perfectly fine!)

[apple-fan]

This fucking sucks.

[apple-fan]

He's still melted in there and it's all my problem.

[apple-fan]

This fucking sucks.

[kikox2233]

look at his lil dance, aint it tuff 🥹

[apple-fan]

i like sitting on test tubes desk and watching her work she sees me like the world's first beneficial parasite

[apple-fan]

chemical spill

[apple-fan]

i like sitting on test tubes desk and watching her work she sees me like the world's first beneficial parasite

[apple-fan]

i have risen from the grave i shall be born anew

[apple-fan]

Pickle tried to eat me today.

[apple-fan]

Happened again.

[apple-fan]

if anyone wants to know more about my newfound endeavors as an apple, feel free to ask! my inbox is open now. I couldn't open it earlier because managing a keyboard as an apple was a bit of an adjustment.

[apple-fan]

Pickle tried to eat me today.

[apple-fan]

dont worry guys. you may be worried since youve all last seen me in the hospital, but I'm perfectly a-okay! the doctors found a way to bring me back to perfect health by turning me into an apple. it has its perks!

[cheeseexp-deactivated20260805]

proof that i can laugh at anything

[apple-fan]

that's me!