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luka / / 20+ / / australia all you need to know about me is that i love dogs, tea and timothy drake more than you could ever imagine. will block if you have a blank/empty blog

[applejee]

hey you know what time it is? time for me to share a master post of my fics i have written so far on my account rutaceae <3 listed by descending word count behind the cut!

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am i the only one pretending (i did it to myself)

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, jason todd, bruce wayne

14.4k / 2 chapters / complete

Tim doesn’t expect his latest civilian kidnapping to be any different from the rest, but when he remembers things best left buried in the past, things take a turn for the worse. Luckily, his family is here to help.

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farthest you’ve ever flown

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, jack drake, jason todd

14.4k / 3 chapters / complete

When Jack Drake kicks Tim out in a rage, Tim, not wanting to be a bother, tries to make it work without getting the Bats involved. But he can only go so long without being found out, and it’s not Batman that ends up discovering his secret; it’s the Red Hood.

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put your money on me

fandom: batfam

characters: stephanie brown, cassandra cain, tim drake, tam fox

6.9k / ~4 chapters / incomplete

When Stephanie Brown lands the position of a lifetime as Tim Drake-Wayne’s bodyguard, she expects a straightforward, if exhausting, job. For the most part, she’s correct, but when she meets his mysterious sister, Cassandra Wayne, Steph falls head over heels in an instant, and Cass seems like she’s falling for her, too. In her fight to keep her deeply-buried past a secret, and her burgeoning relationship from becoming a conflict of interest, Steph soon discovers there’s a lot more to Cass and the Wayne family than she ever thought possible.

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still undone

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, wayne family

6.5k / one shot / complete

Tim gets an unwanted haircut. His family helps.

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if you fall in, i’ll jump down

fandom: batfam

characters: cassandra cain, tim drake, barbara gordon

5.2k / one shot / complete

When boys like Tim are going missing in Gotham City, Cass pushes herself to the limit to solve the case before any more boys disappear, fearful that Tim himself will be a target. This doesn't work, and ends up with her captured instead.

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cut me up with teeth as sharp as knives

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, tam fox, dick grayson

3.7k / one shot / complete

Dick steps in to help his little brother when a case of workplace bullying goes too far.

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i want what you got

fandom: beyond evil

characters: lee dongsik, han juwon

3.1k / pwp / complete

“Is that not something you have experience with? Kneeling.”

Dongsik dropped his smile on the last word. His voice came out heavy, a tone anchored to the word he hadn’t used in a long time.

Joowon’s pupils blew out, his lips parting. Ah.

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dirt piling up, putting me to bed

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, jason todd

2.6k / 2 chapters / incomplete

Jason never imagined that a simple trip to a bookshop could end with him trapped in the basement of a collapsed building with Tim, but you don't often get what you imagined when you live in Gotham.

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like a moth to a flame

fandom: blue period

characters: yaguchi yatora, takahashi yotasuke

1.8k / one shot / complete

Yatora had found himself strangely aware of Yotasuke, recently.

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ain’t no glory in the west

fandom: batfam

characters: jason todd, tim drake, cassandra cain

1.8k / one shot / complete

Jason really should have stayed home. Instead, he was stuck in a possibly haunted house, all because Tim and Cass wanted to explore. Great.

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tell me all your frights

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, damian wayne

1.4k / one shot / complete

Sometimes, little brothers require protecting outside of the mask as well.

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i'll carry you with me

fandom: batfam

characters: tim drake, dick grayson, cassandra cain, jason todd

400w / one shot / complete

The elder Wayne pack siblings go out hunting, and Tim tags along.

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if you give these a read, i appreciate any and all kudos and comments!! i have a lot more in the works, so if you want to see more, feel free to subscribe <3

if you have any ideas or prompts you’d like to see me write, feel feee to drop me an ask! i can’t guarantee it’ll happen, but this is a sneaky reward for anyone who reads this xx

appreciate y’all so much 😘

[corviiids]

etiquette i made up in my own brain that i for some reason observe religiously

"OP": equivalent to ma'am/sir. polite form of address for a stranger when referring to their post.

"[platform] user [username]" e.g. tumblr user corviiids: equivalent to Mr/Ms/Mx. polite, full title, used when talking to or about someone i don't know very well (or a friend, for emphasis).

"[name] [username]" e.g. rook corviiids: equivalent to a full name. addressing someone i know but am not really friends with. a polite amount of distance and regard.

"[name]": i know names are there to be used but calling someone i don't know by their name is a horrifically inappropriate intimacy akin to ogling their bare ankle under the hem of their skirt.

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 20 hours 14 minutes

[kradeelav]

i know things are hella grim in the nsfw/kink art circles especially in the last year --

but I'm hearing there's a NSFW-friendly ko-fi alternative built on atproto that's actively in the works, and being vetted by lawyers right now. as torrent-princess (OP) says, you should be able to swap out payment processors while keeping your account intact. this matters since even if stripe removes support, you'll still have a shop and all of your links intact. (ATproto is an infrastructure that bsky is built on, but is far bigger than bsky with far more opportunities.)

additionally, the Free Speech Coalition is working on a credit union specifically for adult work (including kink art) - here's the link so you can add your interest & support. Since this will be built by sex workers, there'll be far less risk of being debanked for spurious and puritanical reasons.

on a domain TLD level, there's an initiative here for a .furry domain built from the ground up by seasoned furries; it's unclear whether they'll support NSFW, but it's yet another promising turn of events for a group that's been similarly affected by censorship.

there are friends and allies out there helping to build a working parallel infrastructure. keep being vocal, keep supporting these initiatives when it's possible, and keep supporting your nsfw/kink artists. ♥

[meatgrinder-0]

[sonypraystation]

iphone texting

girl: come get this pussy daddy me: On My Way! baby grill

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[with-practice]

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[valtsv]

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

[valtsv]

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

[valtsv]

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

[rindustrial]

[realbullseyeofficial]

bullseye are you doing anything for pride month

LGBT get 30% off political assassinations

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig