Remembered

I'm Dirk's gay answering machine. :3c ((Semi-dependent roleplay blog for an AU Lil Hal. Previously on Hivetale!))

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Tonight is a night to eat my feelings and watch Cars 3.

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((I did sprites of Auto and Dirk. Love my boys.))

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I...

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@golgothasmoon Oh, I didn't expect anyone to actually say hi- but hi! How are you?

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I could um... use some new people to follow. If that's okay.

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...Hey guys.

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M!A; you're now sprited with oceanlxve for as long as the mun wants! Have fun, kiddo.

==> Hal and Dirk: Notice something is off.

When you wake up in the morning, something feels weird. You don’t quite feel like yourself- well, you do, but not only yourself. It’s like some other part of you has opened up inside your head, some part you’ve been ignoring since code became bot and brain became human, so many years ago.

You reach up to rub at your eyes, and open them to stare at deep red-orange hands. What...? What is going on here? Rapidly you scramble to look at your phone- one of your phones?- and notice the message that had been left for you the night before. Startled, you jump up, new sprite-given wings (on Hal’s part, you think) and old sprite-given fins (definitely from Dirk) spreading in surprise and slight anxiety.

What the hell happened to you? 

==> M!A: Start.==> DirkHalsprite: Enter. 

[making-a-ru]

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@jadeyharls

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Sapphire asked for a new roommate today- Because she doesn’t even really come back to the dorm anymore. ...Oops?

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He regrets everything.

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[slightly-weird-book-worm]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[kittehkats]

Kittens Sleeping in Peoples Hands

[cheile]

Precious babies.

[mikkeneko]

Fashionable Hand Accessories

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who’s too skinny to share clothes with you, but you don’t mind

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Date a boy that brings you great joy, even on your darkest days

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Depression Tips with Auto;

When you’re missing someone, skip school and sit at the park aggressively cry-singing songs that remind you of them! It’s very cathartic. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

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If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

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when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

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I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

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I'm going to... head home from class early today.