[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[dogpuppy]

[yurmom420]

i present to you: the MOST gutwrenching brocedes edit I've ever seen (i was crying SO hard)

SOMEONE SAID ALAIN IS TRYING FOR NICO TO FIX WHAT HE HAS WITH LEWIS BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET TO WITH AYRTON 💔💔💔💔

creds to @bloomialy on tiktok !!

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[depsidase]

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[contagiousgrace]

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

[heedra]

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

[treecitysessions]

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[depsidase]

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.