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porterr-robinson

nightmare-grass

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

wasdplz

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

ink--poison

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

femonologue

kittilumpo

sofiarostova

FAIR IS FOUL AND FOUL IS FAIR

MAC BETH (2020) adapted and directed by erica schmidt

the-last-girl-scout

Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

cartoonfreack

You could have said anything else

stopmakingthosedecisions

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

butchfaith

stuart semple’s (creator of the pinkest pink, glitteriest glitter, greenest green, archnemesis of anish kapoor, etc….) latest instagram post asdfgghkfdkaj this art feud gives me life

im-a-goat-in-disguise

i want to stock my cutlery store with only this mug

thebootydiaries

when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201

sokkable

im-the-batmann

What I’m hearing is, “If you don’t love me at my sociopathic, unrelenting attempt to capture you for the sake of my own personal honor to my father and nation, leading you and your friends to your impending deaths,” then you don’t deserve me at my “Sulky Fire boi charm who is kinda oppressed, but also has no other friends because, like, have you met my sister?”

sokkable

nuttyrabbit

Imagine missing the entire point of a character arc in a show aimed at children this badly

sofiarostova

FAIR IS FOUL AND FOUL IS FAIR

MAC BETH (2020) adapted and directed by erica schmidt

itskyalenotkyle

Jimmy Neutron Hood Genius

cybereihino-deactivated-deactiv

THIS SHIT WAS LIT AF

pettywap9308

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE LET THESE KIDS MAKE A FULL LENGTH MOVIE!!

dankmemeuniversity

toastbutteregg

pr1nceshawn

How Ironic.

takashi0

I almost feel like the star girl chose that quote on purpose.

sirfrogsworth

He doesn’t look a day over 129.

thefrogman

This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise.

He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma.

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis.

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting thirst trap to Instagram.