Just a moose who loves juice

She/her.

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[huffylemon]

[anxietyproblem]

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[depsidase]

[staneclectic]

And Then, hone your research skills!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[deathgasmic]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

[everythingfox]

Would never leave after that

[weirdness-is-good]

[sighinastorm]

This is a painting to me.

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[rosiesdreams-deactivated2023081]

“A little heartthrob”  The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher

[charlesoberonn]

"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.

"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"

[oh-look-car-horns]

"This is a historical mischaracterization but I think the figures I'm mischaracterizing would be into it" is a really funny take actually I support it

[everythingfox]

Loves to sunbathe

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[lavender-insights]

[soberscientistlife]

Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]