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Hi my name is Hilary. I'm 21 years old and I live in Louisiana. This is not only a Captain America blog; I'll post anything. If you ever have any questions, don't be afraid to send me an ask :)

[bae-guevara]

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

I think you're right

[shittymoviedetails]

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

[tanzenlicht]

Oh come on, that’s not fair. Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.

[ask-the-almighty-google]

Was about to scroll past when I saw that comment

[laughingsquid]

Two Frantic ‘NCIS’ Characters Try to Stop a Hacker by Implausibly Typing on the Keyboard at the Same Time

[fury-brand]

Facebook engineers yesterday

[spytap]

IIRC correctly the writers admitted that they wrote this scene because they were tired of all the criticism that their hacking scenes weren’t 100% accurate, and/or included visual elements like a GUI instead of just command lines, so they decided to have an unofficial internal contest about who could make the tech scenes more and more ridiculous, continuing to ramp it up until we got to this specific moment - the peak of bullshit mountain. 

[first-order-simulacra]

not gonna lie thats Chadlike behavior and i applaud it

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[capacity]

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

[tastefullyoffensive]

For once in my life.

[dandelionapril]

[slightmood]

“hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-”

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[hydro-homies]

Absolutely nothing beats it

[qestir-deactivated20180723]

what in the got dam........

[a-gay-catgirl]

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

[pi4nobl4ck]

[crazy-brazilian]

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

[guerrillatech]

[scoes]

what a funny post sure hope nobody starts writing essays about mormonism