I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
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I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
me: hoe don't do it
me: [stays up late]
me the next morning: oh my god
List of skills for my resume:
Ability to learn an entire musical soundtrack in a week
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
EXPLAIN
Mona Johannesson by Bharat Sikka | Marie Claire Italia March 2006
my friends introducing me to people
let's talk about the physical affects of chronic anxiety because they're hardly ever acknowledged
upset stomach and vomiting
ulcers
muscle aches
chronic fatigue
hormonal problems
irregular menstrual cycles
insomnia
infections
lowered immune system
migraines
shortness of breath
dizziness
heart palpitations
teeth-grinding
rashes
it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “
can’t reblog enough.
Why did we as a society collectively decide we have to be productive before 9 am we could have avoided this…. it didn’t have to be like this…..
i want "Elle Woods getting into Harvard Law" level determination
the princess diaries should be a musical
#QUICK DO IT WHILE JULIE ANDREWS IS ALIVE
??? i don’t get it??? julie andrews is immortal
ugh, I got autocorrected. what I meant was “quick, do it before julie andrews ascends to a higher plane of existence and ceases to exist in a human form.”
I’m gonna get a tshirt with Stephen Sondheim’s face on it and then I’ll go outside and people will be like ‘who’s that?’ and I’ll say ‘I’m glad u asked’ and I’ll give them a three hour lecture on musicals and they’re just gonna have to deal with it
y’all thought I was just joking around
people: pls stop sharing broadway trivia at any mention a musical
me: but how else will i show my dominance in the theatre realm
*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
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