Pepper!

Sinnoh || she/her || 26 || pkmn irl (unreality)

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

[acquirer-of-the-sire]

went to the kitchen to go get some triscuits and, uh

so much for the triscuits I guess

@realpokemon

[notwerewolf-art]

peekaboo!

[apricorned]

update we adopted a lycanroc

[acquirer-of-the-sire]

My boy Bobby chilling in the bath

@realpokemon

[leilaniteki]

ooc //

HI THIS IS. INCREDIBLY SMALL OF A THING

but hii!! i would!!!!!! like to ask u all to do a thing!!

reblog this post if u r!! a pkmnirl blog person!!!! that i can interact w!!!!! i need to get outside of this lil box of people i have rn :fallennnn: /hj

[apricorned]

important reminder: his eepy

[apricorned]

if i see one more person comment that stupid copypasta on this im closing notes y'all are nasty. instant block for you sickos.

[cosmospkmn]

*check watch * A MONTH?? OVER A MONTH!

[apricorned]

PLUTO BIRTHDAY!

gave him pie (pokemon safe recipe below)

I love making my pokemon treats on their gotcha/birthdays. Pluto's was actually last week but I had the flu (he waited so patiently). Decided to make one of his favorites: Mini Pokepies.

These are super easy to make and are very customizable! All you need is:

Berry puree of your choice (I use a mix of custap and occa for texture and flavor!)

Moomoo milk yogurt (unsweetened, or naturally sweetened with combee honey. depends on what your partner prefers!)

~1 1/2 cup or 200 grams of Oats (or oat flour, but oats are cheaper)

Unsweetened Pechasauce

Blender or food processor

Muffin tin

Pulse your oats in a blender until a powder like consistency.

Slowly add pechasauce (can be subbed for another berry sauce) and mix until you get a sort of dough ball.

Divide the dough into equal parts and press into a lined muffin tin. Now you have pie crusts!

Bake the crusts at 350F/175C for 5-8 minutes (ovens are different! just keep an eye on them. You just want them to crisp up enough to hold a filling.)

While cooling, mix some moomoo milk yogurt with your berry puree (proportions don't matter here, see what your partner prefers).

Fill your crusts with the mixture. You can top them off with some thickened yogurt (use a cheese cloth or paper towel), but this is optional!

These treats are safe for most healthy pokemon! Just be sure to always check with your local pokemon center or professor if you're unsure. :-)

[cosmospkmn]

:}

[apricorned]

Who is the silliest or most chaotic member of your team?

A lot of people ask about the dynamics of my team/house pokemon so I made this handy chart (Big Jimmy is not mine but lives in my house. she is my partner's partner Pokemon :-) )

[apricorned]

Which of your Pokémon is most like a goober?

definitely this freak (Fizz) He is not a baby. He is a full adult, just never wanted to evolve (despite being pretty into battling). I believe this is because he uses his small size to Get Into Things and Freak Me Out. Pic related.

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Arceus, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

My Turtwig refused to evolve as well. The difference is he's not really too keen on battling (although in the past he's had his fair share of battles) so he's just a house turtle. I guess not the best starter pokémon but here we are

[apricorned]

Yea! I've heard of pokemon not wanting to evolve for various reasons but Fizz is the only one of mine who ever decided not to. I think he just enjoys being travel-sized lmfao.

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He thinks he can pay the rent by being cute

[apricorned]

he's correct

[apricorned]

hi new followers im glad you like my water beast (:

i plan on posting more pics of my team soon but my partner's been sick all weekend so i've been busy and a little bored. feel free to send asks in the meantime! >:)

[pokemonshelterstories]

sometimes a giant beast from the ancient past just needs a jolly ball to play with

[apricorned]

Which of your Pokémon is most like a goober?

definitely this freak (Fizz) He is not a baby. He is a full adult, just never wanted to evolve (despite being pretty into battling). I believe this is because he uses his small size to Get Into Things and Freak Me Out. Pic related.

[apricorned]

// THAT CHARIZARD ART IS SO GOOD WHAT TGE FUCK?????

//OOC

Thank you!! I've been workshopping a fun style for these posts that i want to land between semi-realism and still somewhat pokemon-cartoony (both for personal preference and because i dont have too much time to make them). I'm glad people like it!