keg exploded in the bar, blew dennis's dick off

max, 22, pennsylvania يا حبيبي

[all-f-ing-fruit]

[thepurepage]

[likeneelyohara]

[rachaelanthoney]

[clickholeofficial]

So good. 

[elvndork]

four houses, all alike in dignity

[death-by-elocution]

[pensbridgerton]

{insp}

[death-by-elocution]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[anshelinasholie]

i’m full of love but i’m not soft anymore

[foreverchampagneiglikes]

[sahngria]

x

[enolah]

You guys go find that truth you love so much. If it’s the kind we can use, bring it back. If it’s not.. you know.. stuff gets lost..

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[nommybites]

Bringing back APHET (attractive people holding edible things) Monday. I just finished watching Community and cried like a baby at the end. Seriously, that show was so good. I developed a healthy crush on Joel McHale along the way because duh. So here he is holding some steaks. 

[brohloff]

[slimetony]