The final season of House Blorbo was a relatively quiet one.
Just kidding. Of course it wasn't; not with these boobs all living under the same roof.
Solas painted his first masterpiece, crushed a work rival, got flirty one night with Madam Television, and then made a triumphant return to being the most boring man in the house.
Marazhai finally found a way out of his dead end job. He died. He was killed by a meteorite. If only he'd stayed inside... instead of running outside one last time to yell at Heinrix.
Astarion also died. Three times. He refused to stay inside during the day, and was promptly burnt to a vampire crisp by the white-hot winter sun. Grim, rather graciously, spared him the first two times, but ultimately claimed him by his third (truly absurd) death.
Oh well, nothing a wishing well can't fix.
Heinrix nearly burnt the house down while cooking Winterfest dinner, and then almost froze to death in a snowstorm. Grim also let it be known that he is eagerly awaiting Heinrix's death and that he has been sending Heinrix dead fish and rotten cupcakes in the mail.
Tristian was abducted by aliens - thought he was pregnant for a hot second, but no, the man was just especially hungry afterward. He's also taken to fart-bombing Solas on the couch.
Daeran mastered a bunch of skills and in just two weeks time became a better painter than Solas (lol), discovered yoga, and took up acting as his newest hobby/obsession. Forced the others to practice with him and then hilariously burst into song for Mistress Barbeque.
House Blorbo celebrated New Year's Eve with a helluva lot of drinking, dancing, and most astonishing of all, actually getting along. It was a surprisingly wholesome way to end the game.