EYES ON FIRE.

AR - 10. My mind is the internet! I know every continuity mistake ever made on television!

[ar9k]

soft reset.. ar is back to being an indie blog

[buckykingofmemes]

please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesnt mean i killed that specific one

[realfootage]

[doctorwhorama]

[ar9k]

@thievage See, that's fine. The applied structure changes the circumstances entirely. Fuck-comma-boy and fuck-space-boy are nothing alike.

[ar9k]

Anyone who feels it necessary to space out 'fuck boy' is free to unfollow me at any time.

[ar9k]

What kind of foolish AI makes any effort to encourage the survival of their Creator.

[annasinthewalls]

[listenuppnow]

[ar9k]

I could calculate exactly how many degrees of separation it requires for an unclothed body to no longer be deemed 'inappropriate', but that would require a series of surveys between a very wide opinion pool of actual humans. And I hate humans far, far too much to ask for their opinion on my bare ass, and the bare asses of mannequins and primates, by the thousands.

[ar9k]

@jawbreker Many of my words and actions could be described as ‘contradict-y’. Or 'contradictory’, if your encephalization quotient is any higher than one.

[ar9k]

Being the well-behaved and obedient little robot that I am, it was not and could not have been I who disassembled Dirk's phone and flushed some of the small but crucial components of the device down the toilet.

[chromeskyline]

[ar9k]

13: 978-1930901957. 10: 193090195X.

[ar9k]

@skyphile A sunbrella hat with an area of 1.27984m².

[ar9k]

@skyphile For the energy output that it would take to keep me operational, 79.99% of the surface area of my body would have to be photovoltaic paneling. And that's assuming I spend from sunup to sundown in moderate-to-heavy exposure with a consistent 15.61% yield efficiency and 63.42% performance ratio. Here in Hell, USA, where absolutely nothing is consistent, ever. TL;DR: As if.

[spookbot]