One-Liner Connoisseur

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[valtsv]

"woman"? no, you misheard. i'm an omen.

[valtsv]

i don't identify as "male" or "female", i identify as a warning

[pangur-and-grim]

did I ever upload the full photoset? here’s Grim van Gogh in all her glory

[ugotchi]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[meatthawsmoth]

[hoziergoth]

[teathattast]

printing important documents

danettestokely

[gunther-h-sputnik]

Very important business

[teathattast]

Definitely business related

[drtanner]

Personal Assistant

[cursedpossums]

e̶x̸p̷e̷r̴i̴en̷ci̴n̴g. fl̵avo̴r̷

[jamiemgreenart]

Thank You Nintendo. That’s all I have to say

[cupcakelogic]

waha

[deactivated-blog]

its all just makeup my dudes 

[droolingdemon]

wa

[lethargicthylacine]

[inkrton]

[animepopheart]

★ 【pasoputi】 「タイムマシン」 ☆ ⊳ miku (VOCALOID) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow us on instagram

[miikusch]

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[ikitsdelicate]

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“The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.”

[treasureplcnet]

6 years of Hozier’s Take Me To Church