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toku voice: yes. itâs quite horrible to see you.
  âMy goodness, what a surprise! I didnât think goblins could venture out in the sun. And it even talks!â
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@senshoujo replied to your post:
toku voice: yes. itâs quite horrible to see you.
  âMy goodness, what a surprise! I didnât think goblins could venture out in the sun. And it even talks!â
âAbsolutely disgusting.â
Burton Film Sentence Pack
â________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.â
â________, please listen to me! Itâs going to be a disaster!â
âAlways the bridesmaid, never the bride.â
âAn interesting reaction! But what does it mean?â
âAre you so certain of everything?â
âBegone, ye demons from Hell!â
âBut I donât even know your name.â
âDo you think me wicked?â
âEverything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!â
âEyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.â
âFetch my musket!â
âFor twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.â
âGet those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.â
âGive it more juice!â
âGood morning, starshine⊠the earth says hello!â
âHavenât you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?â
âHavenât you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?â
âHe didnât wake up.â
âHold me.â
âHow dare you treat my friends so shamefully!â
âHow seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.â
âI am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!â
âI canât remember what fun is for.â
âI donât have to see it, _________, I lived it.â
âI have every confidence in you.â
âI know you are, but what am I?â
âI love you, _________, but you are not mine.â
âI meant to do that.â
âI remember⊠the Alamo.â
âI stand up for sense and justice.â
âI think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.â
âIf you are wise, you will leave this place.â
âIâve never had dreams. Only nightmares.â
âIâve spent so long in darkness, Iâd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.â
âI WANT a SQUIRREL!â
âIf the Martians land, theyâre gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.â
âIâm not a crook, Iâm ambitious. Thereâs a difference.â
âItâs much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.â
âItâs the so-called ânormalâ guys who always let you down.â
âJust because I cannot see it doesnât mean I canât believe it!â
âKill it! No, no! Stun it!â
âLifeâs a bitch, now so am I.â
âLollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!â
âLook out, Mister Potato Head!â
âMarvelous things will happen.â
âMaybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!â
âMay the Lord have mercy on your soul.â
âMistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.â
âMmmmm⊠see? Scrumptious!âÂ
âMUMBLER! Seriously, I canât understand a word youâre saying!â
âNobody likes scientists.â
âOur research tells us that voters like fingers.â
âPaging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!â
âPardon my enthusiasm.â
âPeople think itâs haunted.â
âPlease, thereâs been a mistake! Iâm not dead!â
âSometimes adults donât know what theyâre talking about.â
âSplendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.â
âTell me, my dear, can a heart still break once itâs stopped beating?âÂ
âTell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?â
âTerrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!â
âThatâs the problem. He was dead to begin with.â
âThese are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called forâŠâ
âThey all deserve to die.â
âThey blew up Congress! Hahahaha!â
âThereâs an eye in my soup.â
âVillainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtueâŠâ
âWait. I made a promise.â
âWhat does that wispy little brat have that you donât have double?â
âWhatâs going on here? Where am I? Who are you?â
âWhy are you hiding back there? You donât have to hide from me.â
âWhy donât skeletons play music in church? Because theyâve got no organs!â
âWhy is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?â
âWe can build a death ray!â
âWith this candle⊠I will set your mother on fire!â
âYou are afraid of what you donât understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.â
âYou are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.â
âYou canât touch anything without destroying it!â
âYou didnât invite me, so I crashed!â
âYou gotta admit I played this stinkinâ city like a harp from Hell.â
âYou know that they say? They say he canât be killed. They say he drinks blood.â
âYou must never move the body!â
âYou, sir/madam, are an ass!â
You wanna conquer the world, youâre going to need lawyers, right?â
âYou wanna get nuts? Come on, letâs get nuts!â
âYour whole nose has gone purple!â
âYouâre just in time to have your head cut off.â
Ask my character about their life as a child.
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âThey told me, âyouâre special. You were born to do great thingsâ. You know what? They were right.â - For Hisamichi! (My favourite game aside Koei aaaaaa :D :D )
  Hisamichi merely smiled at this, albeit considerably weaker than his usual toothy grin. Exhausted and drained from the past few daysâ events, he still couldnât help but see a glimmer of hope on the horizon; now that heâd reunited with Motoharu, perhaps there was a chance after all. Talking some sense into his father and setting things right again seemed less and less like an impossibility.
  âI couldnât agree more. Youâre going to do- no, you already have done something great.â Reaching over, he clapped a hand to his friendâs broad shoulder; in the lampâs flickering glow he looked older somehow, deep pockets of shadow picked out beneath his eyes, but there was no denying the hope in his smile.
  âYou came back to us, and thatâs enough on its own.â
âWe all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.â
Fuyuhimeâs eyes passed over the woman, giving away nothing but quiet calculation. If her words were mean to be an indictment, it was no surprise; most strangers who knew of her background readily assumed every member of the Matsunaga clan was as tricky and treacherous as their patriarch.
  âDo you think so?âÂ
  The question came off lighter than anticipated. Nothing pointed, only simple curiosity. She knew little of Kai, save that she was a valued member of the Hojo - but she radiated a clear energy, and a confidence seemingly exclusive to the youngest and most hopeful of warriors. Compared to her...
  Fuyuâs translucent lashes lowered over dark eyes as she glanced to her own frail form, the pile of cushions she sat propped on, and the heavy metal brace clamping her leg from beneath the hem of her skirts. When her gaze returned to Kai, there seemed to be a trace of humorless mirth in them.Â
  âThen I ask you, my lady, what sort of choices do you believe Iâve made?â
BioShock  {Sentence Starters}
âYou saved me.â
âIâm trying! Please!â
âStop, would you kindly?â
âA man chooses, a slave obeys.â
âGet him! Yeah! Kill him! Kill him!â
âYou sick fuck! Let me out of here!â
âThank you. Thank you for helping me.â
âIf I have to kill one to save the other, so be it.â
âEven in a book of lies, sometimes you find truth.â
âBut know this, you are my greatest disappointment.â
âThatâs why this hurts, kid. Life isnât strictly business.â
âDonât worry; I just need time to find the proper poison.â
âWh-what happened? Iâm hurt â Iâm bleeding⊠oh, GodâŠâ
âSomeone in my line of work takes on a variety of aliases.â
âWe all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.â
âAnd in return, you gave them what you always did: Brutality.â
âBut youâve been a sport, so I guess I owe you a little honestyâŠâ
âAnd what did you do, instead? What Iâve come to expect of you.â
âI want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG!â
âThereâs two ways to deal with mystery: uncover it⊠or eliminate it.â
âYouâve gotta be kidding! How do you know someoneâs even coming?â
âAnd so, I asked myself: in what country was there a place for men like me?â
âWell, I said if you are going to do such things, you should at least do them properly.â
âYou saved them. You gave them the one thing that was stolen from them: A chance.â
âI rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.â
âThey told me, âyouâre special. You were born to do great thingsâ. You know what? They were right.â
âHow many catastrophes were launched with the words âthink of yourselfâ? Itâs the âking and countryâ crowd who light the torch of destruction.â
sleepy-strategist.
Hanbei shook his head fervently. It came as no surprise to him that they didnât see eye to eye; just on appearance alone, it was akin to witnessing oil and water.
âOn the contrary! I very much disagree. Thereâs never such a thing as too much comfort. If I were to busy myself worrying about my appearance, it would distract me from my thinking.â
â⊠Besides. It can be a pretty helpful advantage if people underestimate me as a scholar, donât you think? It just gives me more motivation to surprise them with my talents.â
  Hisamichi blew a little puff of air through his nose, frowning. It seemed like there was no sense in arguing with him; for someone so reputedly carefree, Hanbei certainly was a stubborn one.
  âI beg to differ. If youâre skilled in something, you should take pride in it - what good is subtlety if it denies you the glory you deserve? Take me, for example.â
  He raked a finger through his hair, the light catching his long raven tresses as they tumbled over his shoulder.Â
  âIf I dressed in rags and walked around unkempt, how would anyone be able to pay me respect? Whatever advantages it allowed me, I couldnât live with that sort of dishonesty.â
[tfw u get killed and all your dad can think about is his dumb revenge plot]
sleepy-strategist.
Well, a tailor would certainly explain it- theyâd probably have a field day tallying up prices for someone of his gargantuan size.
Hands on hips, Hanbei scowled up at him in mock offense. âHey, are you suggesting thereâs something wrong with the way I look? Whatâs so bad about prioritising comfort?â
  Hisamichi shrugged, his eyes following the same rolling elliptical motion as his shoulders. Were all strategists such dumpy little men? It seemed unfathomable to think so, but he had yet to be proven wrong.
  âPerish the thought! Iâd never dream of suggesting such a thing about someone so well-respected.â Looking back down at Hanbei, he flashed a toothy smile.Â
  âBut you must agree, thereâs such a thing as too comfortable, no? Iâd never have pinned you for a scholar if I didnât know otherwise!â
[And a Big Beefy Boy in glorious technicolor, since I updated his design a little]
Youâre too mean, I donât like you Fuck you anyway You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs I hurts, but I wonât fight you You suck anyway You make me wanna die
[A doodly little bit of angst with the two brothers, because Iâve had this song stuck in my head all week]
A Series Of Unfortunate Events Netflix
â Why do you hate us so much? â
â What goes around comes around. â
â Do I look your receptionist? â
â Oops, I dropped a pen on the floor. Can you help me find it? â
â âŠI bought it online â
â Iâm worried about the children. â
â Thatâs going to make a wonderful headline. â
â Iâm your neighbor. I live across the street. â
â Do you know that this is? â
â It could be a problem with the gears. â
â That would be a problem, I made them myself. â
âWe shouldnât complain.â
âI wanna complain anyway.â
âThey mean well.â
âPartners?â
âI apologize for the noise.â
âI told them to cry using their inside voices.â
âI didnât realize this was a sad occasion.â
âThe world is quiet here.â
âSome things in life are difficult to understand.â
âNice girls shouldnât know how to do that sort of thing.â
â First of all, first impressions are often wrong. â
â Youâve got lipstick on your teeth.â
âOf course i have you.â
âNo. This isnât better than nothing.â
â How lucky am I to have such unusual children in my life? â
âCan you pass the pot stickers.â
âA library is like an island, in a vast sea of ignorance.â âGo jump in the lake.â
âYou disgust me.â
â Do the scary thing first. Get scared afterwards. â
â Donât be Ridiculousâ
â But the baby said there was chocolate pudding! â
âIâll touch whatever i want.â
â How did you do that?â
â I find those books quite fascinating. â
âWell! To each their own.â
â I wonder what that means in Italian.â
âI think Iâve found something: pasta alla puttanesca.â
â If thereâs nothing out there, then what was that noise? â
kongonatty.
âUgh I know right, I get no respect at all.â
  â...Pardon me, did you think I was describing you? Thatâs adorable.â
  âUgh, Iâm exhausted. Why do they never warn you how draining it is to be so magnificent?â