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daddy

“...yes, I’m a father, good observation.”

balsamina:

Lusamine made for a remarkably good patient, giving no indication of pain as her wounds were treated; she merely sat in stoic silence, distracting herself with slow, continuous strokes to Magnolia’s fur. When Cináed finished, she smiled and let him help her back onto her feet.

“If my clumsiness had anything to do with my choice in footwear, I might take your advice. However, with all due respect, Mister McBrighid, walking in heels comes as a second nature to me– and I couldn’t possibly give up something that makes me look so amazing, now could I?”

If he had been especially observant, he might have realized that Lusamine had walked quite purposefully off that ledge, as if she hadn’t noticed it was there at all– as if she was much too focused on pursuing something far off in the distance to watch where she was going.

Still, perhaps it would have been better to admit falsely to having weak ankles than it was to imply, as she just had, that there was a deeper problem: the truth– that she was subject to delusions and sudden fainting spells.

She opted to change the subject before Cináed could get too curious.

“So, Mister McBrighid… Your accent tells me you’re an awfully long way from home. Is there any particular reason you’re in Kanto?”

“If’n ya say so, miss” he nods, giving a light shrug as he adjusted his bag on his shoulder and pushed his glasses up. Sad thing about being a doctor is that he couldn’t make people change their ways, only give them advice, even if the thing they were doing was heavily detrimental to their health.

“Aye. I’m from west Kalos. Honestleh just wanderin’ this world lookin’ for anyone who needs help, working in hospitals on occasion, but actually? I’m always out lookin’ for new Dragon pokemon. have to admit I have quite the soft spot for such majestic creatures” he shrugs once more, giving a soft laugh. “I’d ‘eard Kanto was one place you could find Dratini’s in abundance, sorta like their original home, but I’ve yet t’see one.”

#balsamina #v; ???

“...’m tired”

Ken it’s only 3pm

“’m fucking tired Wally can deal on his own for a bit”

At least get into the bed instead of sleeping against it you absolute cock.

#v; 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡 #::𝔗𝔥𝔲'𝔲𝔪

balsamina:

“A doctor!” Lusamine tittered. “My, I really am lucky, aren’t I?”

She and Magnolia both watched carefully as Cináed rummaged through his kit, producing item after item in a pattern that seemed practiced and nearly automatic. Magnolia seemed to grasp right away what was happening; with one quick sniff of the kit, he moved to rest his head in Lusamine’s lap, apparently settling in for the treatment process. She absentmindedly stroked the white fur atop his head, currently done up in a classical Diamond-style trim.

“Well…” she began with a sigh. “I suppose I ought to sit back and let you do your job, hm? As I said, I can be dreadfully clumsy these days.”

“I’ll be real quick, I promise” he nods, and pops the lid on the disinfectant, getting straight to work. “Might sting a bit, bear with me”

Hands deftly moved with an experts precision- Clearly he’d done this many times, the process so methodical and swift- he may as well be a robot in this regard. And while that came with boons, it had it’s downsides, but he didn’t seem to mind. The scratches are wrapped tightly once the bleeding had stopped, and the gauze bandages wrapped neatly and secured with a bit of medical tape, just for security.

With that, he puts everything back in the box and stands, offering a hand to help her stand back up. “There ya go- Na’ shame in bein’ clumsy. I’d suggest getting a shorter pair of heels if you keep fallin’ down. They look amazin’ on ya but I don’t think your ankles take very kindly to ‘em”

#balsamina #v; ???

resdivinae

Have you ever found yourself thinking “what if Pokemon Jesus was a memelord?” Well, buddy, do I have the blog for you!

Here, you can find roughly 80% completely in character shitposts, with 15% heart breaking angst, and 5% sin when the occasion arises. Of course, most of that sin is Pokemon Jesus wearing crocs and straight up biting a Kit Kat bar as opposed to breaking it apart like a civilized deity. Absolutely fucking barbaric.

“But wait,” you cry, “what if I don’t have a Pokemon muse?” No problem! Pokemon Jesus can visit other universes!

For a limited time only, if you smash that mf reblog, you can help spread the word that there’s an absolute fuckin’ memelord on the loose! Don’t wait, this is a limited time offer.

*note: mun cannot be held responsible for late night shitposts with pokemon jesus

#alolanchampiondevin

damnbutcher

scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder.

send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞

#resdivinae

“Just one of those days huh...?” he mutters to himself- having not moved from his bed for the last few hours. The air conditioning in the resort hotel room felt amazing.

#::𝔗𝔥𝔲'𝔲𝔪 #v; 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡

ariverofmilk-deactivated2019041

bobbobido:

aj-falls-in-love:

pinkadillydoo:

what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

WHO GAVE YOU THE ****ING RIGHT

I never thought I’d find this again

#violeteyedraven

balsamina:

“Well, Mister MacBrighid,” Lusamine easily replied. “It’s a pleasure to meet you– and again, I greatly appreciate the help. You may call me Lusamine.” She gestured to the Furfrou at her side with a slight nod. “And this handsome boy is Magnolia. Would you like to say hello, dear?”

Magnolia gave a small, polite bark that might have translated to, Salutations.

Looking down at the rivulet of blood that had started down her leg from one of the worse gashes, stark against her pale skin, Lusamine frowned, more in annoyance than anything else. They weren’t terrible wounds by any stretch (and she could hardly feel them at all), but they certainly were unsightly. Perhaps it would be in her best interest to have Magnolia start carrying a first aid kit for her, lest something like this happen again.

For now, though, Cináed evidently had one of his own offer. Lusamine put on another smile.

“Ah… Yes, of course. Do forgive me. I’m a bit embarrassed… I can be so– dreadfully clumsy these days.” Laughing falsely, she moved to sit on the bench, ushered by Magnolia. Once she’d taken her place, he took a seat of his own at her heels. “I can certainly patch myself up and be on my way if you’re willing to spare a few of your supplies.”

“A pleasure, Lusamine, Magnolia” he grins at the bark. As she made her way over, he followed suit, kneeling in front of her and starting to open his kit up, sifting through the contents for a moment, pulling a small bottle of disinfectant free, followed by some wrapped packages of gauze, cotton balls and bandages.

“It’s no trouble for me, healing is part of my job as a doctor after all, if you’ll allow me of course. Though If ye’d rather do it yeself, I don’t mind sharin’.”

#balsamina #v; ???

enharmonics:

“… I’m not a child.”

“Also, I like the bell.”

“You’re a child compared to me- Unless you’re older then 26 somehow. And thats fine, keep it at ya bedside but quit jinglin’ it”

#enharmonics #v; ???

cho k e s

He takes a sharp breath and gives the anon a cold stare before gripping the carotid artery of their neck in his fingers and squeezing until the others body ragdolls and releases his air way.

That oughta KO them for a while.

#::𝔗𝔥𝔲'𝔲𝔪 #Anonymous

“By Arsayus you all need bettah outlets fer ya sexual desires- Chokin’? Relleh? Ya don’t gotta go fuckin’ far to fuckin get off y’know”

#He knows like major endrogenous zones in the human body that can make a person orgasm in no time flat and he's just #Practice safe sex y'all like for real please don't kill yourself while fuckin'#::𝔗𝔥𝔲'𝔲𝔪

mega-pendant:

💮 ~ “…”

Choking? Nope. Nu-uh. You people are insane.

Covers Wally’s eyes

#mega pendant #v; 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡

enharmonics:

“Jingle jingle!”

“Jingle. Jingle…”

“Jin… gle…

… I haven’t slept in 29 hours.”

“I’d suggest putting the bell down and going to sleep then, child.”

#enharmonics #ask him for sleeping drugs maybe he can hook you up pFFT #v; 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡

“The amount of Buneary’s and Bunnelby’s im seeing being given to little kids right now is absurd... I just pray that the family’s take care of them and still want them after they evolve...”

#::𝔗𝔥𝔲'𝔲𝔪 #v; 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡