ACCOUNT NO LONGER IN USE

please follow mothersalt.tumblr.com!

[aradiamegidorable-blog]

so tumblr fucked up again which isn't surprising but it's telling me that the email attached to this account isn't even registered with tumblr for some reason so

i made a new account bc this one is filled with gross that I don't even post anymore 👌🏻

if you wanna follow me again my new account is @mothersalt !!

[flopkween]

me: breaks a pencil

me: live fast die young bad girls do it well

[cineraria]

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

[larryslove]

This is why I love Tumblr.

[kiddjmccann]

two hours later i click reblog

[bruve-blog]

five hours later i click reblog

[guactactical-deactivated2017040]

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

[cineraria]

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

[larryslove]

This is why I love Tumblr.

[kiddjmccann]

two hours later i click reblog

[bruve-blog]

five hours later i click reblog

[guactactical-deactivated2017040]

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

[gifsandsound]

[automatomik]

this is the first thing i reblog in 3 months

[amongthespaghetti]

winterfandom

[tastefullyoffensive]

I love Hobbes. (photo by semma333)

[alcoholixsocialitx]

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

[spyroforlife]

B)

[my-name-s-not-rick]

Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider

[cheezetheef]

NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE

[seductive-cactus]

im afraid but excited. do your worst.

[scalesthegecko]

Fucking do it

[schatjetoch]

yes pls

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

doo eet

[cringe-attacks]

i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass

[vibinwitch]

Imagine your otp

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in whatever they want and we dont have to constantly make ourselves look appealing + attractive. skinny people can wear lazy clothes and be called gorgeous but god forbid a fat person not put 100% into their fucking appearance every single day of their life

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

please dont ignore this post.. thanks..

[spongebobimgeekin]

imagine your otp

[kaijutegu]

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

[fumify]

Bedroom vibes

[dicksplit]

When u lookin bomb as hell and ain’t got nothin to do

[archgayge]

this is my favorite vine

[kerrylloyd-deactivated20190331]

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

[bunnyfood]

[seshrat]

a few months ago, i bought a balloon waluigi. i found him again today and i’ve never been so scared in my entire life

[tahthetrickster]

#it’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi

[aradiamegidorable-blog]

friend: i'm so excited to finally finish high school

me: ...

me: oh no

me: when did i get this old

me: i am practically your grandma

me: i must settle into my armchair in a bungalow with boiled sweets and dusty portraits of times gone by

friend: you're 22

me: don't speak to your grandma that way