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Harvey | they/them | 21 | Ao3

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[plounce]

ten year anniversary

[plounce]

fifteen year anniversary

[plounce]

sixteen year anniversary

[plounce]

nineteen year anniversary

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[aragornsforgottentaxpolicy]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE SHERLOCKED MUSICAL ON YOUTUBE WENT?

Things i remember from it:

-moriarty in a pink slip dancing tango with sherlock

-SMARTY LITTLE JIMMY MORIARTY was the best song

-lestrade in an australian accent cuz the kid couldn’t do british and nobody understood him at all

-science of deduction was also one of the songs i believe

[watsonmusical]

hello! i put this in the comments too, but for the sake of visibility this also gets a reblog. i found the adaptation, it's still on youtube but unlisted! i don't think this is because the creators don't want people to see it, since it was up for so long... so, here: youtube.com/watch?v=dBwyTUNARak [SHERLOCKED the musical, by issac haigh] enjoy! it's a fun watch :)

[aragornsforgottentaxpolicy]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE SHERLOCKED MUSICAL ON YOUTUBE WENT?

Things i remember from it:

-moriarty in a pink slip dancing tango with sherlock

-SMARTY LITTLE JIMMY MORIARTY was the best song

-lestrade in an australian accent cuz the kid couldn’t do british and nobody understood him at all

-science of deduction was also one of the songs i believe

[thesmellofdustafterrain42]

The guy who owns the junkyard a few blocks from here : Hey what the fuck

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[cpericardium]

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.