CvntKisser

"Don’t kill yourself, death is gonna happen.", she/her, minor, dms open if you wanna talk but plz use my other blog in pinned post bcz this one doesn't work, queer girlie 🏳️‍🌈, No.1 sigma and teruko death denier, Spreading my bsd background antagonist agenda (specifically kyusaku,sasaki and karma)

[cvntkisser]

About Me!!!

General stuff:

•Not gonna post as often on this acc as i've got a different one im moving to for reasons if u want it comment on this post I'll send the @ to u

•I perfer being called mari

•Im 16

•I'm a cisgirl and use she/her pronouns but im fine with any gender neutral ones

• I'm a cancer

•im an infj

•Im also queer but if you wanna be specific im omnisexual with a preference towards women

DNI:

•homophobes and transphobes and bigots of all types DNI

•Pro Israeli/zionists DNI

•Anti feminists DNI

•Antishippers can interact but know that I'm proship, and i ship compships(but I don't post about it on this blog so regardless of if you're pro or anti if you're uncomfortable with compships then you won't find that here).

Fandoms I'm Active In:

• bungo stray dogs (absolutely unhealthy obession)

• kakegurui (watched the anime and twin; currently reading the manga)

• vocaloid (my favorites are mizuki & the kagamines)

• harry potter(I don't support jk rowling, ily trans n enby ppl ur all super cool n totally awesome sauce 💞💞💞:] and I hope you have a good day or night depends when ur reading this )

• miraculous ladybug

• she-ra

Tags:

• all my original posts are tagged mypo)t

• all my rants and mini rants and that sorta stuff is tagged rantish

• my reblogs are tagged reblogging bcz if i don't i'll never see it again

• reblogs where i say shit are tagged addonn

• anything tagged about me n my personal life aka not fandom stuff is tagged life

My Music Taste:

• goth (my favorites are bauhuas and the scary bitches)

• vocaloid (the kagamines and mizuki akiyama are my favorite vocaloids and my favorite producers/artists are deco27 and vane lily)

• jpop (ado and masayuki suzuki)

• pop(olivia rodrigo)

• kpop(blackpink,itzy and mamamoo)

Hobbies:

• reading (specifically classical literature and fantasy)

• writing fanfic(ao3 supremacy)

• chess

• dancing badly

• karate

im always open to talking if anyone want to be friends :)

[cvntkisser]

life's short. go for a walk. sit in the grass. eat that unhealthy treat. eat her pussy. take your time. try foreplay. use dirty talk.

[sparklecryptid]

the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt

[cvntkisser]

scheduled this to publish on my 18th birthday so i can give future me advice.

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[sirflodgypodgy]

reblogging for whomever needs it

[cvntkisser]

im 15 while typing this but scheduling this to reblog when im 18 so happy 18th birthday future me

[cvntkisser]

i want to make 15 yr old me proud more than i do my parents. 15 yr old me wouldn't want me to believe my value is based on my face and how well i cover it up. 15 yr old me wouldn't point at homeless people on the street and claim they were drug addicts who deserved it. 15 yr old me wouldn't hate people for being born a certain way. 15 yr old me wouldn't want to be rich while people starve or starve while people are rich.

i want to make 10 yr old me proud more than i do my parents. 10 yr old me wouldn't believe my value is dependent on having children. 10 yr old me would want me to dress like a fairy. 10 yr old me would want me to have a fun job.

i want to make 5 yr old me proud more than i do my parents. 5 year old me wouldn't want me to hurt anyone. 5 yr old me wouldn't approach people or concepts that are new and different with hate and disgust, but with love and curiosity. but most importantly, 5 yr old me would want me to happy- however i get there.

[cvntkisser]

So ive noticed that antishippers are fine with stanning murderers and stuff but draw the line at stanning characters that have done fictional sex crimes or shipping things that are fictional sex crimes. And genuine question, what separates them? Bcz like they are both violent crimes that i would never defend irl(exculding murder in case of self defense).

Also like, saying this as a minor, when yall say that liking fictional characters that are minors makes you a pedo then does liking fictional animals make you a zoophile?(Genuinely asking)Bcz doing either of is fucking sick irl and illegal but for some reason liking fictional animals is never something that i've seen antishippers talk about. And like some fictional animals(aka just the ones meant to be girls) are hypersexualised and/or anthropmorthic are therefore very unrealistic so does that mean only people that like male fictional animals are zoophiles(bcz the female ones honestly sometimes look more like people with fur instead of acutal animals)by antishipper standards? Also alot of fictional childern are highly unrealistic(super powers, wings, just not acting like an actual child bcz some writers cant write childern etc etc) so what makes real adults liking them bad but not anthropmorthic/unrealistic animals? Bcz like i know people that wanna fuck fictional animals but not wanna fuck real animals, but how are they different from people that like fictional childern?

[cvntkisser]

i decided to schedule this text to post at 1200am on my 18th birthday but all this was written when me being 15 will be was. todays my 18th birthday therefore i have legally gained the right to vote(and also apparently the right to talk about nsfw ideas that I've already known about on the internet even tho i could've asked this question elsewhere and gotten an answer by not mentioning being a minor even tho a minute ago when it was 1159pm i was too immature for this persons standards) and as i have now reached the age of majority in my country can i please get an answer for this @littlejowo

[lapt0pp]

how to grow the fuck up

[friendliness]

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money 

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[angelmavmurdock]

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eroscestlavie]

One of my predictions for 2025 is that there will be a weird Shrek revival like I think it’s been meme status for so long and those goofy ass themed raves that normies go to are pretty big still so if there’s a new movie that drops it will probably gain event movie status in a big way

[cvntkisser]

and for the end of the year too has this happened yet future me? no? disappointing.

[copperbadge]

It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

[latveriansnailmail]

you fool

you just created another tumblr holiday

[copperbadge]

Bold of you to assume that was not my intent!

[cvntkisser]

happy 5th of wednesday.

[empress-of-dark2005]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[cvntkisser]

Happy moon landing, whores.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[cvntkisser]

I was going through my drafts and saw a draft of me romanticising and sexualizing the act of being bitten and love bites but specifically being bit in a gentle and caring way and i used to (15 minutes ago) think that none of my kinks came from trauma or anything but i just remembered that once when i was like 12 or 13 idk i was having a fight with mom (probably getting her to settle a problem with my little sister because she was also in the room but maybe that was just because she was sitting on her bed opposite mine because we share the same room) and i remember my mom got so mad at me that she pinned me to my bed like she fucking held my arms down and was on top of me on my bed and bed on my shoulder and I can't remember the pain all i remember is that it was definitely very sharp and bled and i was screaming at her but not with any specific words and kicking my little legs and i felt so fucking helpless and weak and pathetic and my sister was quiet or loud idk she was definitely watching tho and it left a mark for more than a week. So maybe that had something to do with that. Actually it might have something to do with a few of my kinks.

[sailormoonsub]

Happy anniversary of the day Rei fell asleep at the movie theatre!

[seriousjones]

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

[alluv1um]

happy ten years to this post

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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[cvntkisser]

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[rosellekitty]

His ass does NOT know what to order

[rickybabyboy]

Get the wet food

[rosellekitty]

He got the all star special!!! This place rocks!!!!