Far too tired to fall asleep

nerd, aspec, christian(?), animation grad. she/any. Fandoms: Cosmere, Space Boy, Hamlet, TMA, Hermitcraft/Last life/SBK, Monument Valley, Kazu Kibushi's Amulet, and a bunch of kids books and cartoons. @horizons-queerstake-blog : where I morm @horizon-penblade-art : just my art (and the occasional reblog to the wrong blog but i try to delete those) @chiaroscuro-color-burn : used to be my classics/art history sideblog, now it's for blorbotagging and tagging gimmick blogs and such

[ghostslimu]

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

[feraltrenchcoat]

indeed.com/careers/search/haunting_the_narrative

[what-even-is-thiss]

The Honest Hearts DLC for Fallout New Vagas has:

A noble savage problem

Only place in the game you can buy coffee

The coffee is sold by a Mormon for some reason

[what-even-is-thiss]

I figured that finding infinite gun glitches are just what Mormons do when they’re not trying to baptize dead people or something

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have to imagine that Joshua Graham isn’t a very good Mormon what with his black coffee and working for a guy who claimed to be the son of a pagan god and his black magic infinite pile of guns to clean

[horizon-penblade]

the coffee spawns as part of the gun duplication glitch. he's trying so hard to get rid of it all without drinking it himself.

[image ID: "#The primary Mormon has an infinite supply of 1911s to cleam and reload"]

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[horizon-penblade]

(ID: tesselating stones carved to look like rhombus-shaped fish eating each other's tails. Plants are growing between some of them.)

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[nemowom]

The prettiest flower

[iiinkos]

i like thinking of daisy as fem because i’m sick of the idea of tough+cop+female=butch. i also like thinking of basira as fem because i think brown women are multifaceted and deserve to be capable and strong willed without that removing their femininity. thank you and goodnight

[horizon-penblade]

I feel like this line from episode 82 is significant.

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[sharkgalaxy]

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

[blandflan]

It hasn’t even been a month and I already miss them

[krispdreemurr]

flowery really was designed as a memetic vector to kill the autistic playerbase of deltarune (so, the playerbase of deltarune) by making them unable to communicate except in low resolution soundbites to each other

[not-the-conversation-starter]

Toby Fox when his memetic virus plan is working:

Visit Original Link

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I dunno you guys I think the emotion of “yaaay I finally have an excuse to be a bully” is one you shouldn’t luxuriate in

[girl-out-of-time]

One of my favorite quotes of all time

"To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats"

- Aldous Huxley

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I'm sure this has been said a million times already, but Grace wearing the "I had potential" shirt in space, on a suicide mission he was forced on against his will, thus cutting off all potential for what he could have done with his life on Earth, is so auauaggghhghhg

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Every time I think about how someone has to have packed his belongings for the space trip, I think about how there's a nonzero chance someone made the conscious decision to include that shirt.

[ankle-beez]

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

[happyk44]

[ID: Video. A trio of sheep walk past a church. The trio is made up of Lily, a Shetland sheep, Sebastian, a black Castlemilk Moorit sheep, and Mopple, a Merino sheep. The conversation between them is as follows:

Lily, looking at the church: What is this?

Sebastian: This is the church where someone named God lives.

Lily: Who's God?

Sebastian: It's a bit confusing. God is a shepherd.

Mopple: So he could be our shepherd.

Sebastian: No, because he's also a lamb.

Lily: What?

Sebastian: And he's also invisible. And he's made of bread. And he damns things.

Lily: Dams things? Like a beaver?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lily: So God is a big, invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?

Sebastian: Yes. And they eat him on Sundays.

Mopple: Poor God. /end ID]