Lord alterrax

Attention deficiency hyperactivity disorder?

namitheslime

Can we get more of Elli being obsessed and friendly towards ryland grace? The primordial eel deserves to be around that wet dog of a human

Ramblin'

The more she rambles seeing how he's genuinely interested the more she gets a protective instinct to be around him and mangle whomever is mean to her favorite wet dog

*alterrax dropped down and restrained miss bloomie clearly detecting something that hijacked her mind* I'm doing this not only for your own good but so you and auntie thavel can get back together I've seen too much sorrow happen and I'm not letting any of my new families break apart!

@arbiter0199

"-?!"

"Just what happened to you? You were kind and both you and auntie thavel had the most loving relationship. And out of nowhere you began lashing out at everyone." *Alterrax looked at her completely concerned and wanted to get to the bottom of what caused miss bloomie to go crazy and hate her own children*

*alterrax dropped down and restrained miss bloomie clearly detecting something that hijacked her mind* I'm doing this not only for your own good but so you and auntie thavel can get back together I've seen too much sorrow happen and I'm not letting any of my new families break apart!

@arbiter0199

"-?!"

*a syringe like apparatus unsheathed from alterrax's finger and the fluid was a smooth blue and purple substance before pricking her neck and injected the serum into her and once it was empty they pulled the plunger back before a black and pink substance filled the syringe back up* I'll have to head back to my den/lab to research this. Are you feeling any better though auntie bloomie?

@arbiter0199

notmakos

awwwwwww kitty

Post this dog when they least expect it

lovelydoublemint

Idk

sunnyfoxylop

I’m crying

lovelydoublemint makes me happy

This is if none of them were tied to either MR or any of their trauma

qadmonster

Kutenant

I hate that my onion ring grows limbs. Can I get a refund or at least a new one or a discount?

Why must you be so based?

I don't know!

I just write stories, and people like them!

Sometimes they're long in-depth sagas, or silly one-shots! Or, borderline smut.

I don't know, I just write as I like, and I like what I write.

Should have just left it with the wizard frog... bugger understands this better than me...

Also thank you. I appreciate that.

danteyakumo

I fucking toldya mang!!!!

Told who, and/or what now?

danteyakumo

The fact you are based with your stories, even the angsty AUs

Well thank you. Never sure about the angst because people get upset at me for them. Although that's part of the idea that they are angsty, and people get upset about them.

danteyakumo

You're welcome

That's part of the course since no one wants to see angst in their "happy" series

Honestly the angst I used to write was just me venting my feelings in a healthy manner.

Dear God I set off a chain reaction

onalimzm

I will surpass the Gods ★

Not without eating a proper meal your not.

Have you guys ever noticed that all you teachers have horns?

I guess Thavel has antlers but you get what I mean

"Yeah, most of us are demons. Except for Demi and Thavel, we aren't really sure what they are."

*the vent grate falls down and alterrax drops down* thavel is a native American wendigo that haunted the Cherokee tribe and many other local tribes and demi is a melody construct that has a mechanical nature where it is theorized that Leonardo davinci was the one who build the precursor bodies for demi that was passed down as the generations marched on.

(alterrax the vent dwelling student who knows every single detail and concepts of existence and theorized to have been born before the big bang)

Have you guys ever noticed that all you teachers have horns?

I guess Thavel has antlers but you get what I mean

"Yeah, most of us are demons. Except for Demi and Thavel, we aren't really sure what they are."

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

It is literally this!

Kết quả t?m kiếm Google cho https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ish8NBunrQU/maxresdefault.jpg

We Americans love it big because it's so damn good.

Wise: I don’t understand real girls.

Nicole: Uh huh.

Anby: Doubtful, manager.

Nekomiya: i’m nyat so sure~.

Grace: *chasing Eous*

Rina: Ara~.

Ellen: zzzz~.

Lucy: Idiot.

Ceasar: This is like one of my mangas. A harem war.

Burnice: *jamming to her theme*

Zhu Yuan: W-Well…

Jane: Looks like manager still doesn’t know what he’s capable of~.

Astra: The dates said otherwise~.

Evelyn: Miss Yao, please.

Soldier 11 (Harin): Lying, Walter White? 100 push ups.

Trigger: *Visor turned light pink*

Yanagi: fixes her glasses, sporting a pinky flush on her.

Miyabi: I detected lying, fiancée.

Vivian: Lord Phaethon~.

Yixuan: meet my at my chambers at night, my little disciple~.

Ju Fufu: Heya Junior Wise!

Ye Shunguang: Junior~.

Alice: *squirming behind Yuzuha, fidgeting her thumbs*

Yuzuha: Ehe~

Lucia: *playing with Chestnut*

Yidhari: my my~. Looks like I found my next material~.

Seed Jr (Flora): Yahoo, Proxy~.

Orphie: Oh dear… so many girls that like Wise.

Magus: Remember what I taught you, Orpheus!

Cissia: *snacking on Belle’s snacks, and egg pudding*

Venus: Oh junior Proxy~.

Orchedia and Cecilia: Ara~.

Belle:… You’re a goddamn liar, brother.

Wise: Huh?!

Wise the master of laying the pipes down and being an absolute himbo in one sitting

superiorsturgeon

Cinder: Okay, we’re a little old to infiltrate Beacon as students, so we’ll have to pretend to be new teachers!

Neo: 🤔

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Team RWBY: *scrambling through combined exam/endurance course* 🥵

Cinder: *blows whistle* All right ladies, hit the showers! 😠

Yang: Ugh…! Professor Fall is the worst…! 😫

Weiss: I like her! She thinks I have potential!

Blake: I guess she knows what she’s talking about, but I’m getting some shifty vibes from her…

Ruby: She can have whatever vibes she wants if it makes her cut me some slack on dust combinations!

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Neo: *observing with a clipboard and a critical eye* 🤨

Jaune: *wearing a ski mask and holding a gun* THIS IS A F****** RAID!!! EVERYONE DOWN!!! 🤬

Pyrrha: *magnetically unlatches electronic lock*

Ren: *picks mechanical backup lock*

Nora: *carrying gold bars to getaway vehicle*

Neo: *proudly marking “A” on team evaluation while crying tears of joy* I have never been so proud to be an educator!! 😭

Professor Fall: Asian level strict teacher.

Professor Neo: THE PAYDAY GANG! *Razormind intensified*

@bdk1902 jaune: FUCK AROUND WITH ME AND FIND OUT CLOAKER ILL FUCKING ROCK YOUR SHIT!

Professor Neo: *ovulating like crazy*

Wise (in his shorts on the bed): Uhm…Shifu? Is this really part of the training?

Yixuan (in her birthday suit, has taken a lot of fertility pills): Why of course~. This would enhance your stamina and endurance when you’re in the Hollow. Now take them off~.