Jaune: *Mildly sexually shellshocked* Gods be damned, who knew all it took to turn you was some... stress relief?
Cinder: *Recovering, nuzzling into Jaune as she is sprawled on top of him* ~Sure... let's call it that. Honestly, I could do with some more of it.~
Jaune: Woman, you may have been trying to kill multiple times until recently, but by the Brothers you will kill me if you push me right now!
Weiss: *Appearing next to them in a flurry of white and glyphs* What if I help? Make it a 2v1?
Cinder: *Sliding her body against Jaune's* ~Oooh, we should. After all, I should... apologise to little heiress after I penatrated her with my pulsing hot rod. Only fair she'll get to experience yours which is far more pleasurable.~
Jaune: You can't be serious- *A small piece of cloth hits his face, it's revealed to be a tiny and very damp manner of underclothes* Oh... you are very serious.
Weiss: *Very naked, very wet and very aggressive* Yes. I am. First we shall exhaust the miscreant. Then... Oh then I shall partake in that hot pulsing rod of yours.
Jaune: Aura, stamina, Semblance... please don't fail me now.
Later again and back at where our heroes were lodging
Ruby: *Retelling everything up to where Jaune defeated Cinder* So yeah, that was when I called it quits and came back with the relic. Probably safe to say Cinder's on our side now. And I guess that about covers it.
Yang: Damn, so Vomit Boy became a real White Knight, huh?
Ren: It's certainly a resourceful way of resolving things.
Nora: Haha! I knew the Arc Greatsword would reign supreme! I told you all!
Blake: *Slight nosebleed, holding a pen and notepad* Sure, sure. But Ruby, can you repeat the part where all the penetration happened.
?????: *Loudly crashes through the door in an exhausted heap* Water, please...
Yang: Dayum, Jaune! You look like you got wrung out like a washcloth.
Jaune: *On his back, staring listlessly at the ceiling* Those two... should never... work together... again. Oh, my pelvis.
Cinder: *Entering after Jaune, stepping over him whilst giving the man a long view of her legs and what's between them* I have not felt this relaxed since... Well, for the first time really. Our knight really worked out those kinks I had.
Weiss: *Entering as well, doing the same as Cinder and offering Jaune a paradisiacal view* Yes, it was most rejuvenating for sure. But to be frank, we will have more matters to discuss. Actual serious matters.
Jaune: *Half delirious from recent events* Well Frank, I wasn't expecting the name change, but I'll get used to it.
Yang: Wow, Jaune. Not even half-a-day and you're already pulling dad jokes?
Nora: Fearless Leader? More like, Fearless Breeder!
Jaune: *Processing, Processing, Finished Processing* Ah... Fuck.
EVERYONE: *Goes berserk for various reasons*
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