girlwizardwithacripplingcurse

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Hey, My name's Wyst. 30, she/her, trans witch studying at NEXUS. I keep getting scholarships and I keep attending, so I'm just sort of. Learning more and more magic.

I've got a roommate with several girlfriends, a fluff elemental who lives as my hat, an imp familiar who's trying to be a good person, and shenanigans in the background.

All names changed for privacy. NSFW sister-blog is arcane-lesbiatrics-nsfw.

Not quite sure how to make links here, thank you for your patience.

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

[earhartsease]

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

[evilwizard]

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[puzzled-artist]

HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

[puzzled-artist]

To everyone who is saying they want to be her, body goals, or that they want her to fall on you, you’re all valid and I see your comments

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Saw a girl who looked like this in my interplanar abjuration course. Went home and thought about her forever.

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Just had finals with the dumbest instructor I've ever had. She has unironically claimed that gravity was "a purely magical phenomenon unobserved outside of Earth," despite the fact that literally every planet-based world NEXUS has access to has gravity (including the low-magic ones). Fucking humans.

Now that her class is done, I'm gonna spend three days setting up anti-magic around her office, then put heavy lead weights on all of her shit. (Might need my roommate's help; my body is small and weak and I'm too lazy to turn myself into a muscle mommy for this.)

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[jennybback]

*getting distracted thinking about being in a nerd girl polycule and just smooching and having fun and hobby-ing and snuggling together*

[ashes2caches]

trans women are allowed to stay in bed all day and no one is allowed to get mad at them for doing so.

[april]

the fact that cult of the lamb couldn't be left as a charming little game with a simple gameplay loop and a short but very compelling story, and instead its studio feels the need to placate its fanbase with more things to grind and more plot past the main conflict, is but one symptom of the marvelification of all media in the present era

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

For what it's worth, the "last of their kind" facet of the lamb's story is left largely unexplored. If there's concept potential left and mechanics the devs were excited to implement, it's not as bad as making something more when all the grist is dried up.

[jackfrostdoll]

every tgirl you know will become one of three-ish kinds of people. If she's unlucky she'll become multiple kinds of people in a really annoying and bothersome way. they are all different people but they come from the same place: this world fucking hates us and we need to become something that can weather it. she needs to survive and this is how that works

[jackfrostdoll]

the shrinking violet, who will compress herself into any space as long as you'll have her, you won't even notice she's there. she's in the background. she walks like she's floating on air, and you can barely fucking hear her talk. she is an ant in your world, praying that today you will not notice her. when she is smothered by you, wallflower that she is, she will not cry. crying brings attention and attention means she will die. she accepts her death with dignity and grace, and you will not know her as she spoke not.

[jackfrostdoll]

the 8itch. she will rip this world to pieces, and has thistle where a heart should be. she is either a grim survivalist who's voice died 5 years ago, or a loud punk who wants blood slicking her hands and someone's gotta pay for what happened to her. she's accepted that you don't want her, and she doesn't want you either, so don't even bother. her body is a fortress at defcon 1, ready to explode into violence whenever it seems like it'll break bad for her. you can't kill her, but only insofar that she is a kind of living corpse running on hatred rather than actually living. you will not know her, because she knows your type. she'd rather not waste her breath.

[jackfrostdoll]

and third, the maid-knight. do you want something, sir? do you need something from someone? take it from her, sir, because she is a giver. her body is a garden ripe for the picking, and she will have you partake of its bounty. what are friends for if not this? she will never ask anything of you, sir, no sir, that would never do, not when there is more to give. please stay longer, sir, and take more of her. love what she does for you, how useful she can be, how wonderful it is to have her, to need her, feel the chill in the room when she's not there and beckon her to your side. she wants what you want. she needs, what you need. she laughs at your jokes and gasps in stunned awe of your greatness. being around her is a drug and the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh hits are free. she'll show off from time to time, but only to entertain. you'll find her an excellent conversationalist but in the quieter moments, when the wine has flowed and we talk of our younger selves, she is always the first to change the topic. when she dies of exhaustion, it is a tragedy. it was preventable. all she needed was to speak up, to take. you thought her as some kind of person beyond people, able to give from a bottomless well. you thought "how does she do it"? and the answer was she was convinced she did not deserve the bounty she grew, so she gave it to you instead. you will not know her, because she was always interested in what you had to say, what you wanted, what you were, where you were going, what excited you. you will learn later, pieced together from scattered accounts of the partygoers that also took her for granted, that she stood by your side convinced that happy endings don't get to happen to girls like her. it was easier to be happy when other people experienced joy than to hope that joy would come to her.

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Going out to the cursed woods so I can find the enchanted woods so I can find the cursed bog so I can find the enchanted lilies so I can make a cursed potion to craft the perfect spell to turn the hot girl in my abjuration class from a polite rando into my bitter rival (for future arcs, you understand).

[screenshotsofdespair]

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Any magic is blood magic if you do it wrong enough

[maidthings]

i should be omniscient its not fair

[powder-of-infinity]

Omniscience isn't what it's made up to be.

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

How do you know?

[devilcat3d]

i should have a really big bed and a full polycule of cute girls to lay in it with me. and this should magically happen right now

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Feels so close. Yet so far. Won't some strapping lesbians come adopt me into their polycule, talk to me about speedrunning and dice making and kinks, and snuggle me into oblivion?? Please?? I know how to make cookies and mistakes, if that helps.

[devilcat3d]

i should have a really big bed and a full polycule of cute girls to lay in it with me. and this should magically happen right now

[arcane-lesbiatrics]

Feels so close. Yet so far. Won't some strapping lesbians come adopt me into their polycule, talk to me about speedrunning and dice making and kinks, and snuggle me into oblivion?? Please?? I know how to make cookies and mistakes, if that helps.

[tre-nejlikor]

when i grow up im gonna have a special attack that deals damage and is strong