benderama

Kristine she/her

[macbethheadband]

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

say what you want about jimmy kimmel as a comedian. he does an incredible job of keeping his blood on the inside of his neck, where it should be

[mensajeroseis]

new fnv tiktok just dropped

[punksandcannonballers]

reblogging again with a link to the entire thing, support this small channel :)

[transfemininomenon]

genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

[ghostextremist]

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who's on second

[violasarecool]

i love the little side conversations??? god their friendship is so good

[creepled]

[captainheroism]

Sometimes you have to dangle your legs in the water to attract the sharks.

[no-context-stargate]

[yamad-a]

[tedllasso]

#WEARAMASK

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[distinguishedbaloney]

[superarthurl]

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arcanex]

Happy Friday