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[violasarecool]

there should be an achievement for making over 10 head shots on the same gamorrean. "I think you got them--oh god no keep shooting keep shooting"

[mandaloriandy]

so I was reading the bard/seduction post and saw your icon and thought 'Obi Wan Kenobi - Bard of the Jedi'? I mean, an argument can be made here

Oh my g-d, Bard Obi-Wan, that’s amazing

but no wait: I think we can make everyone bards.

So Obi-Wan is the type of bard that flirts and fences and does all that, he’s the kind that jumps through windows in the knick of time and always has a Plan, and poses seductively and pretends to not have a clue what he’s doing.

Padme is obvious - she’s the speechifying type of bard, raising spirits, gathering mobs to her cause, all that.

That post - the bard/seduction one - had a bit with bards trying to do seduction and rolling critical failures. That? that is Anakin. Anakin is a disaster, and he bards in of it and bards out of it and pretends it was all on purpose.

Ahsoka is more of a swashbuckler bard, like Obi-Wan, with a touch of Padme’s rabble-rouser; if she had cantrips, every single one of them would be vicious mockery, probably. (I know that’s not how cantrips work but shut up) Even when she’s older, she’s the swashbuckler/wise-old-mentor, a solid bard archetype.

The funniest thing? 

Is that all of them are bards, and none of them are musical at all.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@hellenhighwater @copperbadge

[copperbadge]

These popcorns are very spicy.

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[figtreeandvine]

I have friends a quarter of my age, if that counts?

[copperbadge]

If I was friends with someone 184 years old I would never shut up about it. They would be "my friend who is 184 years old..." every time I opened my mouth at least until next year when they would become my friend who is 185 years old.

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[copperbadge]

"I hate when King Arthur has all these fussy little steps" -- Camelot cleaning staff, probably

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[violasarecool]

VERY funny to watch this player make over half of their head shots achievements count on........ massive wildlife five feet from their face

[violasarecool]

I forgot the most important part: The achievement is called "sharpshooting"

headshot: yes! sharpshooting: ehh *weighing hand motion*

[violasarecool]

VERY funny to watch this player make over half of their head shots achievements count on........ massive wildlife five feet from their face

[violasarecool]

watching Kay speed through the endless Jundlund wastes almost makes me nostalgic for swtor's never ending open world traversal

......almost.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[copperbadge]

This is the Candlelight Sculpture (you can see the candle here) in Guangzhou Yuexiu Park, a sculpture garden in Guanzhou, China.

And that is an orange kitty sitting EXACTLY how Polk props herself up on my chest to sleep every night.

[violasarecool]

not to talk about news outlets on Tumblr but I'm baffled by how xtra's sponsored content is always such a dry, boring read, when I read pretty much everything else they create despite my limited attention span these days

like who is doing the writing for these articles and deciding to take a completely opposite tone from everything else they write

[violasarecool]

oh dam Speaking of pre tumblr Internet Chicken smoothie Is still running and making pets using the same templates like two decades later

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[violasarecool]

quick question how do I stop Tumblr emailing me every time I log in

I already have emails disabled for all my blogs and I can't find a specific toggle for "email me when I log in"

[violasarecool]

there is nothing funnier to me than repeatedly cutting off enemy dialogue by just. slapping them.

"subject matches data—"

slap

sorry what was that?

"area—"

slap

no go on I'm listening really