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[violasarecool]

qi'ra: join my club

kay, already wearing her shiny new crimson dawn loyalty outfit: no

[violasarecool]

starting to wish I recorded all of Peri's dialogue........ I reread all of the lines on the wiki but there's so much lore I have questions about

[violasarecool]

oh my god. I forgot about how much of a disaster Westley is Early on when people ask about milkwater lmao

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[copperbadge]

My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.

[jethroq]

[sadhoc]

[son-of-drogo]

What in the unholy fuck is that???

[thesealfriend]

Lasandwich

[its-probably-all-elves]

americans don’t fucking excuse yourselves

[seabassapologist]

I’ve been on this earth for 28 slutty, slutty years and I’ve never ever heard of canned sandwiches. What the fuck kind of alternate universe did this post come from

[violasarecool]

i......... Have so many video clips for my compilation I had to split it into three so it would stop slowing down my laptop ^^'

[violasarecool]

that's a wrap!!! 💕

[violasarecool]

forcing my boyfriend to wear his fursuit to our wedding

[violasarecool]

that's a wrap!!! 💕

[violasarecool]

decided to put together a Vivian Wylde compilation in anticipation of the new game! (Only from year one and the Epilogue because that's how far I've gotten).

also included Peri's fear of interfering in non magical folks affairs bc I'm interested in seeing if that comes back in a related way…

[violasarecool]

How Flexible Are You?

on a scale from

Literally anyone in this photo except

Egrun

3. or Diex (mom look! look at me—oh fu—

[thisfeebleheart]

You're secretly one of the funniest guys I know. Well, that secret, you don't have to keep.

[analog-delight]

*in the fantasy rpg character creator making a tired, middle-aged woman* yeah i'll add a scar across her eye, i'm not driving

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[st4rfvckerr]

kind of a weird idea but i think hockey could be a lot more safer and more fun if there were people down on the ice not on any team to enforce the rules. maybe the 4 decorative zebras there could do it

[estrogenpatchnotes]

You have to take your scheming adviser on walkies lest he become restless and seek to usurp the throne

[violasarecool]

Do Not

[ether--net]

[copperbadge]

This is by Alain Bosquet, who has a whole bunch of similar illustrations at his Behance gallery! I was a little suspicious because Alain Bosquet is also the name of a famous poet, but he appears to be a real person employed by a design firm in Belgium.

[ID: A digital illustration showing the famous print “The Great Wave off Kanagawa”, the main feature of which are two foam-topped sea waves; the image has been reimagined as a printed circuitboard.]