Wynnera Starling

I was overwhelmed, okay? Toodles! (Bard of the Disasters. Nothing else...)

[archaicbluebird]

This has been a long time coming.

[giantfirelady]

Fuck him up, Wynn. We got your back!

[archaicbluebird]

Oh, he’s going to be in for a time.

[archaicbluebird]

This has been a long time coming.

[yaoinurse]

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

[giantfirelady]

@archaicbluebird

I love you, you’re not a bitch, but you are fucking a vampire

[archaicbluebird]

There are some semantics that technically make this incorrect

[giantfirelady]

Fair. You’re fucking a vampire, so not a liar and a bitch.

[archaicbluebird]

*sigh* That’s not what I meant.

[yaoinurse]

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

[giantfirelady]

@archaicbluebird

I love you, you’re not a bitch, but you are fucking a vampire

[archaicbluebird]

There are some semantics that technically make this incorrect

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Breaking: CDC announces if you are fully vaccinated you can walk into a fairy circle.

[stpndsbdss]

*squints at username*

.....nah, I’m good.

[peanitbear]

point me to the nearest circle.

[giantfirelady]

If you think I'm walking into the feywild again you're very wro- is someone singing?

[archaicbluebird]

Cirene! Bad!

[perhapsdragon-deactivated202308]

[giantfirelady]

@archaicbluebird

[archaicbluebird]

Birbs!

[giantfirelady]

Things I learned (Session 38)

- This session was a long time in the making. And it's finally here.

Graveyard time!

Oh shit. The family crypt

Well… I can't turn down a challenge…

Bets on it's a necromancer?

Charcoal! They have a name now!

Ew. Slimes

Oh no. I've been dominated by a hot lady. What a problem.

I'm sorry, Mari.

Thank you, Torkin!

It wasn't a necromancer. It was a shiny new weapon!

I now hate slimes so far. They basically melted my clothes away.

OH MY GODS THIS BLADE IS SO COOL

HI PERNAN

Also, Wynn gets cool new flute.

With… with a djinn inside it. Hoolly fuck.

Oh my gosh, he's awesome

We… We could resurrect Yrilisse…

But, I know how desperate Torkin is for Celica.

It's a hard choice

FUCK THE ELVES. PEREN CHOSE ME. I WENT THROUGH ACID FOR THIS SHIT

*Shakes bars* Let me in. LET ME IIIIIIINNNNN

[archaicbluebird]

PICCOLO

[giantfirelady]

It's currently raining and I can't stress enough how much I don't like rain. It's the one thing I can't stand. I like staying nice and dry.

[giantfirelady]

So. Um... I still don't like rain. But it seems that now that I follow a literal storm god... I don't really have a choice, do I?

[bronzedragonman]

Yeah, bad news on that one. Precipitation kinda comes with the territory.

[archaicbluebird]

Lol, “precursors precipitation.”

[evilsupplyco]

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

[giantfirelady]

I can’t tell if this is Syrion, Thor’s brother, or Mavis.

[bronzedragonman]

WHY

[archaicbluebird]

It’s bad all around, regardless!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Warlock: “What have we told you about pissing off every shopkeeper we meet?” Cleric: “I am a flawed individual. Deal with it”

[giantfirelady]

It’s not my fault that they can’t handle me.

[bronzedragonman]

You… you started dating the first one!

[giantfirelady]

She’s the only one that’s been able to handle me.

[bronzedragonman]

We haven’t met that many! And Wynn was the one who upset one the most because we asked her for blood!

[giantfirelady]

I was with her for that! We both upset him!

[bronzedragonman]

That was all Wynn and we know it. You might’ve been there, but she was the fear.

[giantfirelady]

And what about that tavern owner.

[archaicbluebird]

Oh gosh, that poor girl when I asked for the blood…

And technically I was again the issue at that tavern…with all of my table standing…

[giantfirelady]

I was talking about the one where I blew a hole in the wall….

[bronzedragonman]

Ah that one. Yeah alright I’ll give you that one. Loooooong time ago so I couldn’t remember.

[archaicbluebird]

Fair. Suppose I was thinking of it more as a fighting ring/club more so than a tavern. Despite the admitted overlap.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Warlock: “What have we told you about pissing off every shopkeeper we meet?” Cleric: “I am a flawed individual. Deal with it”

[giantfirelady]

It’s not my fault that they can’t handle me.

[bronzedragonman]

You… you started dating the first one!

[giantfirelady]

She’s the only one that’s been able to handle me.

[bronzedragonman]

We haven’t met that many! And Wynn was the one who upset one the most because we asked her for blood!

[giantfirelady]

I was with her for that! We both upset him!

[bronzedragonman]

That was all Wynn and we know it. You might’ve been there, but she was the fear.

[giantfirelady]

And what about that tavern owner.

[archaicbluebird]

Oh gosh, that poor girl when I asked for the blood...

And technically I was again the issue at that tavern...with all of my table standing...

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““I’m terribly sorry, I am not able to be contacted due to my schedule. Please leave a message with your Raven after the beep.” “CRAAAAAW””

— - The Raven Queen’s answering message via Sentinel Raven (Yes you boop the beak to dial and record messages)

[giantfirelady]

Wynn, does Tillsby take messages too?

[archaicbluebird]

Um…I don’t know?

[disastrous-dm]

I don’t even think Cori does that

[giantfirelady]

Aww. That would be cute and hilarious if they did.

[archaicbluebird]

Depending on the person, I think booping his beak is just asking to be bit

[giantfirelady]

He already does that even when I don’t touch him. I’m booping the beak

[bronzedragonman]

Oh dear gods

[archaicbluebird]

Cirene!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““I’m terribly sorry, I am not able to be contacted due to my schedule. Please leave a message with your Raven after the beep.” “CRAAAAAW””

— - The Raven Queen’s answering message via Sentinel Raven (Yes you boop the beak to dial and record messages)

[giantfirelady]

Wynn, does Tillsby take messages too?

[archaicbluebird]

Um…I don’t know?

[disastrous-dm]

I don’t even think Cori does that

[giantfirelady]

Aww. That would be cute and hilarious if they did.

[archaicbluebird]

Depending on the person, I think booping his beak is just asking to be bit

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““I’m terribly sorry, I am not able to be contacted due to my schedule. Please leave a message with your Raven after the beep.” “CRAAAAAW””

— - The Raven Queen’s answering message via Sentinel Raven (Yes you boop the beak to dial and record messages)

[giantfirelady]

Wynn, does Tillsby take messages too?

[archaicbluebird]

Um...I don’t know?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“If you won’t admit that stabbing your dad was traumatizing, then you don’t get to tell me I didn’t go to therapy night!”

[giantfirelady]

If Torkin wants to stab his father, I won’t stop him. In fact, I’d probably help. I’m already helping Tasha kill her dad, why not Torkin, too?

[archaicbluebird]

Hey, remember what we weren’t saying?

[cholera]

[giantfirelady]

Wait no stop, Torkin is in there-

[bronzedragonman]

... ow.

[archaicbluebird]

What did you do? Cirene?

[giantfirelady]

I didn't start it this time!!

[bronzedragonman]

You quite literally started that fire on top of me. Unless you expect me to believe the rats or bats did it.

[archaicbluebird]

You WHAT

[cholera]

[giantfirelady]

Wait no stop, Torkin is in there-

[bronzedragonman]

... ow.

[archaicbluebird]

What did you do? Cirene?