EVERYBODY DEAD BUT US TWO

i wish he had let you all die. en / bi white

[archangelgf]

hi tumblr i forgot you existed for like 2 years. also hi twitter mutuals if you're clicking on this blog and wondering who's following you. it's me mx archangelbf

[pjackk]

My girl straight up ascended and grew wings

[satyriconmp3]

whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it's like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know

[girlology]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

we all laughed when the king said “this peace is what all true warriors strive for” but you know what? that was the realest shit he ever said

[cad-comic]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

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-the lurker

[rainbowgaez]

he's the holiest gamer youve ever heard

[rainbowgaez]

[soulsilvers]

m/f ships where the woman is a perfect beautiful sanitized to the point of having no other character can do no wrong queen and the man is a sad pathetic wet loser but TOTALLY lovable, also known as traditional adam sandler movie gender roles,

[leolaroot]

can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.

[yaaaaah]

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[radatav]

I had a nightmare that Doug Walker rebranded as the Nintendo Pervert and I had to review his new content on youtube or I would get fired from my job but it was so explicit that I got banned on youtube and cancelled on twitter.

[evilsanlang]

ohh you think dante's inferno is "basically fanfic"? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare

[evilsanlang]

posted this before learning ao3heads have convinced themselves a sudanese extremist group is hacking ao3 because they hate gay people or something so that's enough internet for today goodnight dear friends

[evilsanlang]

nevermind guys it's the russian government now

[lakevida]

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

[1938rebecca]

what was everybody’s play area of choice during recess btw

swings

monkey bars / climbing wall

main playground (slides, tunnels)

monkey cage

spinning / rocking toys

pavement (jump rope, 4 square, chalk)

grass / woodchip areas

multiple

other

Voting ended onJul 14, 2023

[1938rebecca]

everyone saying multiple is a coward . pick a favorite

[powerburial]

you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by

[coughloop]

You aren't going to be okay ever again