GILMORE GIRLS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2
‘ if you’re going to throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle ! ’
‘ you don’t fall in love with people that make you want to crap your pants. ’
‘ it’s like my life isn’t even real to me unless you’re there and you’re in it and i’m sharing it with you. ’
‘ i’m going to go make out in the coat room. don’t eat my chicken. ’
‘ hey did anyone ever think that maybe sylvia plath wasn’t crazy, she was just cold ? ’
‘ i was kind of a target. i wore a cape to school. ’
‘ was the last time you had an interesting thought when you considered flinging yourself off a building ? ’
‘ it’s all any of us wants, to find a person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead ! not a lot to ask. ’
‘ coffee please, and a shot of cynicism. ’
‘ i have a bottle of vodka back at my place. a big bottle of vodka. the world’s biggest bottle. ’
‘ women don’t eat at all. they just look at food then jump on the treadmill. ’
‘ i can be flexible. as long as everything is exactly the way i want it, i’m totally flexible. ’
‘ i’m afraid that when your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron. ’
‘ people are particularly stupid today. i can’t talk to any more of them. ’
‘ the long island ice tea makes you do things you normally wouldn’t do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn’t call at really weird times. ’
‘ it’s times like these that you realize what’s truly important in your life… i’m so glad i had all that sex. ’
‘ i have no patience for jam hands ! ’
‘ romeo and juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know ? ’
‘ make sure you look in somebody’s sock drawers. rich people have hilarious sock drawers ! ’
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