I present to you the two most popular quotes in the series (Danger Zone and Fort Kickass not included) together on my dash. Thank you, tumblr.
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cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@archerfandom
I present to you the two most popular quotes in the series (Danger Zone and Fort Kickass not included) together on my dash. Thank you, tumblr.
Love this show, came here to say this http://cartoon-fanatics.tumblr.com/
This my cat. Sterling Meowlary Archer. Thought you guys would appreciate my choice of names.
You win! All the awards, you're both fabulous. Brava, ladies.
I've watched way too much TV lately...
Archer
Doctor Who
New Girl
Futurama
Misfits
Dexter
Skins
Community
How I Met Your Mother
Sherlock
Torchwood
Supernatural
Lost Girl
When your partner tries to help you cook but they\'re doing it all wrong
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Pam: Wow, you are just a dog in a manger.
Cheryl: I donāt know what that means, Pam. I didnāt grow up on a cheese farm.
Pam: Oh for the - Itās called a dairy.
The More You Know: Dog in a Manger
I had no clue what this meant. Neither did my mom. We thought it must be a biblical reference, and we were wrong. It comes from from Greek fables (it has been credited to Aesop though this hasnāt been confirmed). The story is basically a dog sits on a pile of barley and barks at a horse. Gripping stuff! It means the dog isnāt going to eat the grain, but the horse would, if the dog werenāt both hogging it and rubbing it the horseās face. Cheryl just wants Cyril to piss of Lana.
Archer Fact: Tigers donāt live in South America. (Naturally)
((This whole thing reminds me of Cocaine Hippos. If you do not know what that is, check it out.))
How does Your Muse feel about my Muse?
ā£- What on earth are you?
ā - I hope you dieā¦
Ā ā- You should just go away.
Ć- I donāt know how to feel.
ā- DOES.NOT.COMPUTE.
ā - Yaāll need Jesus.
ā„- I canāt live without you.
Ā āāæā- Friends~
ā - You are a star.
ā°āā®- I just want to fuck you.
ā»- Add own.
IāM LITERALLY SO TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGH OF DRIVING ONE DAY LIKE YOUāRE LITERALLY CONTROLLING A THOUSAND POUND DEATH MACHINE AND YOUāRE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND??
thank u im not alone
((Closed RP with Princess Bride fandom))
*You stand still as she begins undoing the laces in your corset*
If douche means something along āevil, corrupt, egomaniacā then yes. He actually paid men to kidnap just to start a war with the neighboring country, just in the hopes of conquering it. Heās the reason I left Florin and became a pirate.
*You step away from her and shut the curtain, and shrug out of your dress*
And thank you, about my sword. It was a departing gift from my mentor, Domingo Montoya. He was one of the greatest swordsman, and people, this world has ever known. He taught me everything. Maybe an international traveler such as yourself has heard of him?
*You hang your dress and corset on the hook, and look it over. It is awfully dirty, but maybe it can be salvaged, for memoryās sake.*
Bloody hell. I certainly wonāt miss all these layers of clothing with this new wardrobe. Getting dressed is always such a bother.
*You think as you help her undress, trying to remember if you know the man she's talking about.*
No... No, I don't think I've heard of a Domingo Montoya. I'll keep an eye out for the name though.
*You sneer at the dress. Having it off her has wafted the smell of the sea--not just the salty, fresh parts of it--over you. You choke down a gag, managing not to lose it all over the tiny changing room.*
Oh my god... I can't imagine you'll miss the smell either! Sorry, you probably don't even smell it... I'm really sensitive right now.
*You say the last sentence through the collar of your turtleneck, covering your nose. It wasn't very dignified, but there wasn't much else to be done as far as you could see.*
Sorry. Yeah, one nice thing about these clothes is they go on and off relatively easily. It's useful in undercover assignments if I have to change quickly.
When a fellow vlogger told me it\'s okay to curate YouTube comments
Poor Woodhouse.
Sterling Archer, fighting the cyborg invasion http://cartoon-fanatics.tumblr.com/
He's our only hope against them, really.
Full metal jacket & The Shinning