As You Wish

Hello. Your name is the Princess Bride fandom. It's been 5 years since your farm boy left you, and you're about to be married off to the evil Prince Humperdink. In order to escape from him and the Six-Fingered Man, you stowaway on a ship and head for the open ocean. After a year at sea, with the Dread Pirate Roberts, your captain took you aside and trained you to take his place. After sailing for quite sometime, you take a grand tour of the Cliffs of Insanity, the Fire Swamp, and the Pit of Despair. You joined my fandom, prepare to RP. Current M!A: None

[princessbridefandom]

Raw chicken coated with cilantro being coated liberally over your body

no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know

[rachelcirca]

Edgar Allen Poe’s original gravesite. Baltimore city, MD.

[princessbridefandom]

{I'm thinking of running a little contest/poll for Buttercup's followers. Who would be interested?}

[pennedfreedom-deactivated201905]

I will climb the hills, draw my sword, and take down anyone who tries to stand in front of me. Please know I’ll never run away without you in my arms. One day lovers will dream of this undying kiss, not of Romeo or Juliet. Stories told of our love will never die.

"As You Wish" - Alesana 

Where Myth Fades To Legend 

(via pennedfreedom)

[dollsted]

Princess Bride request c: Enjoy~

[treylar]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS

[xurkitr33]

Gonna get nothing

[wellshitnuggets-deactivated2013]

[kattachrome]

oh, this should be good

[lsama]

I totally expect to be chained to a desk and do nothing but write for people.

[gaslightgallows]

I think I have about four followers, but I’d like to hear what they’d have me do. 

[anqel]

please? I’d love this.

[askhitchthebitch-deactivated201]

i cant handle all 0 messages

[liartownusa]

Too Late Now… Your Child is an Asshole by Barbara Simmons

[snlofficial]

so many people need to read this book

[along-the-devils-backbone]

October is national kink month? 

Well, i guess it’s not just ghosts that’s going to be screaming and rattling chains this month ohohoho…

[lordofthejohnlock-deactivated20]

I think I just had a stroke.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

…I think you got the point of the month rather well, then…

[michellicopter]

Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room

[fandomsandwich]

CRYING AND PEEING.

[princessbridefandom]

--* 18

18. one character undressing the other

*You nearly trip over the person laying in your stoop. You look down at him.*

Potter? What are you doing here? Where’s AF?

*Upon further inspection, you see that he is stinking drunk, passed out and mumbling in his sleep*

Well, guess I better get you inside and cleaned up until AF or your mun comes from you.

*You drag the semi-conscious fandom inside and up to your room. His clothes are filthy, so you strip him down so none of the dirt gets on your bed.*

There you go. Just go to sleep. I’l call AF.

*Things start floating around the room as you close the door, listening to Potter gently murmuring spells in his sleep.*

[offbeatqueen-deactivated2015031]

My Favorite Movies and Movie Quotes / Bride… Princess Bride on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/44121001

[inboxideas]

DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT! Just send a number between 1-25 and let's see what happens!

Bonus for the bravehearts: reblog without looking, either.

Read More

[offbeatqueen-deactivated2015031]

Dance Run Eat Sleep on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/7499994

[the-sunbird]

*SUDDEN AND INTENSE PRINCESS BRIDE FEELS*

[princessbridefandom]

I know that feel, bro.

[princessbridefandom]

Bones: Don't be so melodramatic! You were barely dead.

Me: Wait a minute..... Why does that sound familiar?

*Memory lane*

Miracle Max: He's only MOSTLY dead...

What if Miracle Max is Bone's ancestor?

[ed-pool-deactivated20141229]

Real life R.O.U.S. found in China! It was over 3ft and weighed 11lbs.

Via Yahoo! News

[princessbridefandom]

FUCK

[sayenlori]

You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we try kill each other like civilized people?” (Wesley from Princess Bride)

(via sayenlori)