#piscean

[crybabynxtdoor]

pisces.

[saturnbellfromhell]

Roasting your Moon Sign

Welcome back everyone to a little silly goofy post. I haven't been on the app for a long time because of my school, work and internship, but now I can proudly say I've finished a big chapter in my life and can't wait to be back writing, posting, chatting! Hope you all enjoy this easy-going post and don't take it to heart, it's just a fun time, not a serious time.

〰️ If you're easily offended by jokes and giggles don't read this post, most of my friends, family and people I know are some if these signs, so don't take it so far. In the end I will ne roasting myself as well. :)

➰️ARIES MOON

Why so explosive all the time? I know your emotions run wild, but being so dramatic won't get you anywhere. Take a nap sometimes will ya. No nobody thinks you're annoying all the time, just sometimes. We still love our divas.

➰️ TAURUS MOON

Sleeping again? Shopping again? Fighting over food with your significant other, aren't you? No, you can't get that puppy, you're too lazy to take care if it. Also, we get it, you love art and have the best taste in movies. You do have a nice decorated house, I'll give you that.

➰️GEMINI MOON

Yes, you're so different. Yes, we are all boring in your eyes. No, it's not cute to have an avoidant attachment style. Yes, your shoes are amazing, no, I wouldn't wanna go shopping with you. Why are you constantly buying new apps on your phone? Did you forget about your old friends again because you found a new group of people?

➰️ CANCER MOON

The moody bitch you are, always complaing about how stressed they are even though they cried 2 years ago. Do you always wake up and remember what food you didn't eat in a long time? I know for a fact you would be mad if I showed up at your house without an invitation. Do you also hate traveling because you're too scared to leave the safe place of your house or because you hate leaving your house?

➰️LEO MOON

We get it, you're always right. Yes you are loud yes you are annoying at times, but lovable aswell. Does everybody need to know your bf/gf treats you like a princess? Stop buying so much gold jewerly! You're moving in with a celebrity?

➰️ VIRGO MOON

So how was your day? No,no not work, not the new cleaning appliance you bought, how was your day? O the Turkish eggs at brunch were too cold when served and your dermatitis came back? And you deleted your "sad girl playlist? Damn that's harsh, but your eyeliner is still phenomenal, hope you have a good week even though I know you haven't had a normal week in a long time queen.

➰️LIBRA MOON

No I can't remember all your situationships, boy toys and playboys and wasn't Mark your ex in fucking elementary school, how'd you find him again? I know you're into pilates, you told me that 5 times already. No I don't want to get botox after 2 shots of tequila. Tramp stamp tattoos are cute, sure.

➰️SCORPIO MOON

Ok...yes your ex was a whore and that ex best friend really did lie to you. No don't get in your car and crash it into their house and than set it on fire and watch the flames feather out. Stop looking at me with those serial killer eyes! No, we will not stalk your boss because you think she's having an affair. Yes your knife collection is hot.

➰️ SAGGITARIUS MOON

We get it...you love porn. Yes we get it, you're so loose and easy going and so open and so talkative. No, blondy at the bar is not staring at you, she literally is sitting with her husband...You're moving to Malta? And you got a job in Thailand? And you're 2nd wedding is on the coast of rural Australia??

➰️ CAPRICORN MOON

Is your favorite movie still American Pyscho? O really, you still have the same routine as him, interesting. We get it, yes, you're an introvert. Yes people are gross, yes your cat is amazing. You got into Harvard Law?? On a random Tuesday and you got your Masters? Still fighting with your dad eh...yea, he's a cunt.

➰️AQUARIUS MOON

Can you stop being in your head for 10 minutes damn. And also can you stop talking about your feelings and just start you know...feeling them? Still trying to figure out why society is weird and you feel left out? You spent all your money on your library cards, are you serious..

➰️PISCES MOON

You broke up with your dismissive,back stabbing, crazy ex again? That's the 10th time this month. No, you don't love her, she's literally using you. No, we are not doing MDMA at a carnival to forget everything. Where have you been, why were you taking a walk for 5 hours?

That's all for now, hope you giggled a little. Love all my signs at the end of the day, we are all a little too much at times. Can you guess which I am...😅

[sirene66]

𝕹𝖊𝖕𝖙𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕲𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕾𝖊𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝖙. 𝖑𝖑

Welcome back angels, this is part two of Neptunian glamour and how to harness this energy for personal gain or for those who...Neptune's origin...estructive, its water could put you out or nourish you depending on how it feels. Due to its fluidity, it doesn't stress over the mundane, rather it believes most situations will resolve itself.

Part ll 🌊Detachment/ Aloofness. One thing about Neptunian energy is that it's both creative and destructive, it's chaotic yet calm. Known as the "ice giant", Neptune is cold and distant containing 80% of frozen water and is the farthest planet from the Sun in our solar system. Because of this, this energy is not unaware or dumb in the slightest and they can be surprisingly cold and detached towards things they don't really care about.

🐚Be Dreamy & Look good. Neptunians are both spiritual and material, they care about their image and take great care into looking pretty most times. It's the little things like glittery eyeshadow, red or pink glossy lip, body glitter, perfume and beautiful colors. The FACE. Make sure the face matches the energy you're trying to create; it's about creating an aura that immerses all the five senses. Stimulate the five senses, snare them with your scent, your voice, your energy, and your eyes.

🌊Become Unapologetic. In the end, Neptune is going to do what it wants to do at the end of the day no matter what. The Pisceans I've observed are carefree and don't care what people think of them. If they're off the wall, they're off the wall, if they want to do this, they will do it, whenever, wherever, however. Fluidity and being where you want to be just because, no explanation.

Overall, become seductive, otherworldly and a goddess

[8thhousekat]

🪼Pisces Venus🪼

🪼they are so so intuitive

🪼they have a tendency to want to be saved/save others

🪼so ethereal fr

🪼Pisces Venuses have big hearts

🪼they love the idea of love more than actual love

🪼 they don’t just love people they love their souls

🪼professional day dreamers

🪼they can be incredibly indecisive about their goals

🪼they remind me of Disney princesses

🪼they tend to go for people who have a hard time opening up

🪼will change who they are for someone they really love:( you guys are shapeshifters

🪼they always look so dreamy

🪼love language is definitely words of affirmations and quality time

🪼 you know they like you when they daydream about you to love songs

🪼they have a thing for luxury like Taurus venus 🪼

🪼they might have a pattern of toxic relationships due to their over giving nature

🪼they could have a hard time focusing

🪼if poorly afflicted they could have a hard time with commitment/cheating (I’ve mostly seen this in people with strong Neptune and Uranus connections)

🪼the type to write you love letters and make you playlists

🪼they could avoid responsibilities

🪼once a Pisces venus loves you THEY love you

🪼 most of the ones I know make excuses for others poor behavior 😔 like girl get out of there

🪼 they have a tendency to make white lies only because they really don’t like hurting peoples feelings

🪼they have a healing presence to them

🪼 they act like they trust easily but don’t let that fool you they don’t.

🪼good at lying especially when needed

🪼 girls girls 100%

🪼probably the most understanding people you will ever meet

🪼 don’t take their kindness for weakness

🪼 might be addicted to romance movies/books

🪼they are very forgiving

Pisces venus celebrities

🪼Drew Barrymore

🪼 Kortney Kardashian

🪼Emma Watson

🪼Justin Bieber

🪼Heath ledger

🪼Elle Fanning

🪼Lily Collins

Thank you guys for reading so much 🩷🪼

[ariesprincesss]

lmao so my older brother told me how everyone has their “canon event” where they hit rock bottom, and then he said he wondered what mine would be. I literally said “my whole life.” him: 😗. to me that is just so me (8h sun). But yea lol 8h, 12h placements, scorpio,pisces,capricorn etc, the whole crew can feel that to some degree😭

[high-loveyou]

she a Pisces fashoooo🧜🏽‍♀️🍃💨

[aurasprezzatura]

Progressed Midheaven in Pisces

During this era, strangers and acquaintances could see you as being both wise and delusional, lost and magical. You could be seen as someone who partakes in many extracurricular substances, or parties, in excess.

[just-aveinfun]

For once in my life not home for my Irish holiday but happy saint paddy’s day 🍀 all the way from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

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