Me

Hi I'm Parker. I am a 20 year old male, a Junior in college, born and raised in Washington State. I love photography, humor, computers, music, video games, and a bunch of other stuff as well.

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[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

lmao why do you need a machine gun to compete with the paparazi lmao americans are so fucked up

It’s not a machine gun, Einstein. It’s a fucking camera with a telephoto lens and tripod.

You see the strap? ^ Last I checked, Nikon didn’t make machine guns.

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

oh. my god.

[klubbhead]

I WANT TO CRY

[tardigradetheking]

you cant tell me that at a glance that doesn’t look like an assault rifle

[klubbhead]

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

[laffgaff]

My author friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him.

Still, that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[princess-tia-beanie-deactivated]

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[atraversso]

Cuteness by jako0317

[archetypical-paradigm]

If I were a cat

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your nutsack is like a beanbag for your penis when you are lying down

[archetypical-paradigm]

What did I just read

[wern]

[thejakelikesonions]

Slowly.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Mongolian throat singing is country music from a different longitude

[thepleasuregoblin]

For those of you doubting me:

String instruments

specific and recognizable vocal style

lyrics about horses and ranching and stuff

a Real Actual Mongolian throat singer told me, when asked about the meaning of the lyrics, that they are often about horses and ranching and women, or are folk songs. “Its very similar to the country music you have here. Mongolia is a lot like Montana, actually.”

[itsagifnotagif]

When you suddenly realise that people abuse animals and you can’t save them all:

[vladtheunfollower]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

@kiwi-nationalist

[hawkinbyrd]

@uss-edsall

[falseknees]

No one is safe

[falseknees]

It’s a philosophical query

[falseknees]

Make… time?

[catsbeaversandducks]

His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside

“Yay.”

Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive