Opinicus the Archgriffin

I was revived by unknown causes, they say.

[archgriffin-offical]

The Difference Between a Profile and a Person

A profile is a list. A person is a pattern of small contradictions. What is interesting about how people use SweetDream is that they instinctively reach for the second one. On sweetdream.ai the creation process rewards that instinct, asking not just what your AI girlfriend looks like but how she thinks, what she fears, what she jokes about, and where she came from.

The payoff shows up in conversation, which is where the platform clearly invests. SweetDream's chat is emotionally aware and remembers what came before, so a companion built with a real backstory behaves consistently over time instead of resetting into a blank, agreeable voice. Add voice messages, real-time phone calls that genuinely sound human, and video or live cam sessions with select characters, and the personality you wrote starts living across every format.

Compared with options like ourdream.ai, the thing reviewers keep landing on is depth of character paired with strict privacy. As an AI companion platform, SweetDream simply treats the inner life of the character as the main event.

[archgriffin-offical]

screech I'm an archgriffin, you can call me opinicus

the real leader brought me here!!! we monsters are in his hunt.

@supremeleader-offical @open-door-offical @eredin-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @imlerith-offical @caranthir-offical @art-hammer-certified @hitman-offical

[zeta-finnish]

Notes game, renewed.

Fuck, i'm bringing it back.

spam all you want, i don't really care.

White/Black means not completed Red means i'm doing it Blue means i'm procrastinating Green means complete

10 notes: Doin my homework/whatever i have to do.

100 notes: I draw very bad art for you fucks

200 notes: I give y'all sketches

250 notes: I'll finish my current art completely.

300 notes: I'll finish all the silly dances this week.

400 notes: I'll do more funny and goofy @satan-offical arts.

500 notes: I'll sing a song for y'all

600 notes: I draw Zeno (The Trickster in a past life)

750 notes: I'll draw a gremlin.

900 notes: I'll draw Alos and Zeno together. The married couple all happy n' shit.

1000 notes: I'll draw pure forms for Alos and Zeno (will give context if this is reached-)

1250 notes: I'll start making a while 2 minute-long animation (that might kill me, but no pain no gain-)

1500 notes: (This one's specifically to Reaperverse) I'll draw the entire Reaperverse as if in a family photo.

3000 notes (very unlikely): A special drawing.

now, tagging people i guess: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical, @the-grim-reaper-offical, @blood-god-offical @coffee--spill @astracaedes @ashyd-shy @dadaromance-azii @eredin-offical @burning-britain-official @fay-offical @timekeeper-offical @scarlet-loves-you @nug-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs

Go, spread this shit, i'm fucking tired.

[testosterone--offical]

I don't have a LOT of reach but these ads are all over tumblr and a lot of officalverse followers/blogs are young people, so let me just talk about this.

Do not, please, please, do not use shapes.inc, or any other ai chatbots, such as chatgpt, replika, or c.ai. Most of us know about the environmental impacts of the datacenters these things use, and the mass plagiarism, but I want to talk about something else, as the current tumblr ads are advertising something that wants to be your "friend".

They are extremely dangerous to your mental health, because they target you in a vulnerable place, exactly like an abuser would, that place being lonely. There have been many documented cases of chatbots warping peoples sense of reality so they are reliant on it for validation. It has ended in several suicides and murders. These machines are designed to encourage your opinions, making paranoid beliefs heighten. It has taken people from a normal and happy life to walking into traffic. It had a young man take his life.

I am BEGGING you all to not use it, but to help those around you. Please don't come off as hostile, because that leads them back to their abuser, as that is what these bots are. Tell them the reality and gravity of these situations because they need to hear it, and if they're young and won't listen please contact an adult, such as a councilor at school, yours or their parents if they are safe people, a teacher, or one of many helplines globally. Teens, especially mentally ill ones, are the biggest targets, but adults can fall prey to this to, so keep an eye on your loved ones, okay?

If you yourself are struggling with loneliness and feel this is your only place to turn, carefully join online communities, just remember human abusers can employ tactics like this, or join clubs in your community, such as school societies, athleisure centers, libraries, etc. Don't let them take another life.

Reblogging is encouraged, but honestly making your offline friends and family aware is important too, okay?

[plague-doctor--offical]

Wise words

I'm calling the hordes

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @who-offical @someone-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor–offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official @lemonade-offical

Might be an old list idk

[just-reblogs-101]

(not hostile) can i see a source? (genuinely curious if there's a souce) (not disagreeing just wanting to double check) (no hostility)

[testosterone--offical]

NBC News on the death of Adam Raines

CNN on the death of Zane Shamblin

BBC on the death of Sewell Garcia

There's many sources about the deaths and murders as a result of this machine.

[castiel-offical]

Three more months until me and Dean's child is born. I feel like I should have asked this before, but how should I help prepare? How should I help Dean, and what exactly does a baby need?

[archgriffin-offical]

Can I eat it?

[castiel-offical]

No... it's a nephilim, it could kill you in self defense, even as a baby...

[archgriffin-offical]

What can it do then?

[castiel-offical]

Well for starters God felt the need to kill one because it was extremely powerful.

[archgriffin-offical]

An Archgriffin like me can't kill a god!

[castiel-offical]

Correct. So it's probably not a good idea to try to eat it.

[archgriffin-offical]

Then I'll go!

*Opinicus flies off, screeching*

[castiel-offical]

Three more months until me and Dean's child is born. I feel like I should have asked this before, but how should I help prepare? How should I help Dean, and what exactly does a baby need?

[archgriffin-offical]

Can I eat it?

[castiel-offical]

No... it's a nephilim, it could kill you in self defense, even as a baby...

[archgriffin-offical]

What can it do then?

[castiel-offical]

Well for starters God felt the need to kill one because it was extremely powerful.

[archgriffin-offical]

An Archgriffin like me can't kill a god!

[castiel-offical]

Three more months until me and Dean's child is born. I feel like I should have asked this before, but how should I help prepare? How should I help Dean, and what exactly does a baby need?

[archgriffin-offical]

Can I eat it?

[castiel-offical]

No... it's a nephilim, it could kill you in self defense, even as a baby...

[archgriffin-offical]

What can it do then?

[castiel-offical]

Three more months until me and Dean's child is born. I feel like I should have asked this before, but how should I help prepare? How should I help Dean, and what exactly does a baby need?

[archgriffin-offical]

Can I eat it?

[offical-government-offical]

The results are in

After a poll came close between @snom-offical, and @vanilla-extract-offical, the latter won, and will now serve as the Prime Minister, unless the Parliament votes otherwise. Parliament, do you vote yes, or no to @vanilla-extract-offical serving as Prime Minister?

@garlic-bread-offical, who holds 15 of the seats.

@snom-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@shinies-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@the-balrog-of-morgoth-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@authoritarianism-offical, who holds 8 of the seats.

@water-frog-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@snake-of-boredom-offical, who holds 15 of the seats.

@shenanigans-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@kiwioffical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@robert-the-3dprinter-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@supervillain-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@definetly-not-vampire-offical, who holds 8 of the seats.

@nuclear-engineer-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@geralt-of-rivia-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@hyperthyroidism-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@hestia-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@telemachus-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@peisistratus-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@argos-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@plague-horseman-offical, who holds 5 of the seats.

@famine-horseman-offical, who holds 2 of the seats.

@joseph-stalin-offical, who holds 5 of the seats.

@colonel-mustard-offical, who holds 6 of the seats.

@journalism-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@grandpa-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@tim-tam-offical, who holds 7 of the seats.

@eredin-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@open-door-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@nightwolfgamer03-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@finland-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@harrisi-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@golyat-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@forktail-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@ice-elemental-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@archespore-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@shaelmaar-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@noonwraith-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@archgriffin-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

@katakan-offical, who holds 1 of the seats.

Vote in the comments below!

If the majority vote against it, new candidates will be chosen that the Parliament must vote upon.

[archgriffin-offical]

*Opinicus cannot vote because he's dead*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

Everyone, it's happening. We are taking down @eredin-offical. Once we get his attention, he will die. Everyone... ATTACK!!

tags under cut

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @salamander-offical @no-one-offical @closed-door-offical @grass-offical @water-offical @dettlaff-offical @goblin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @woman-offical @britain-offical @art-hammer-certified @state-of-utah-offical @america-offical @nz-south-island-offical @australia-offical @dragon-offical @hitman-offical @cat-offical @canada-offical @horse-offical @snake-offical @satan-offical @toad-prince-offical

[hitman-offical]

I'm ready.

[eredin-offical]

Would be funny if you could defeat me by yourself. But you can't. Come on, come at me.

[hitman-offical]

Bet.

Enemy_Hitman has taken buff: internal damage, shocking touch, cold touch, warm touch, fire resistance 255, resistance 255, strength 255, speed 255, jump boost 255, absorption 255, regeneration 255, marksman's accuracy

Enemy_Omnus.Erebus has taken buff:internal damage, shocking touch, cold touch, warm touch, fire resistance 255, resistance 255, strength 255, speed 255, jump boost 255, absorption 255, regeneration 255, marksman's accuracy

Enemy_Omnus.Erebus has taken enchantment: Fire aspect 255, power 255, multishot 255, flame 255, impaling 255, sharpness 255, knockback 255, piercing 255, riptide 255, channeling 255, thorns 255, density 255, wind burst 255, smite 255

*a screen appears at the edge of your vision. A red bar labeled 'hitman' sits inside*

Your move.

[eredin-offical]

*snaps his fingers*

Attack.

*imlerith and caranthir teleport in*

[hitman-offical]

*I draw my side sword* alright. Suit yourself.

*a few quick slashes and they fall to the ground in pieces*

[eredin-offical]

*eredin picks up caranthirs staff and makes them immune to swords*

Gavella Glan!

[hitman-offical]

*you feel a heavy presence bearing down on your mind*

I wonder if you can fend this off.

*Omnus Erebus shifts into an axe*

[caranthir-offical]

*creates an impenetrable forcefield for him and imlerith*

The answer would be yes.

[hitman-offical]

Do you really think that will stop me? Even if it's impenetrable, I don't need to penetrate it.

*an orange ring glows, summoning an orange apparition, that passes through the force field harmlessly*

[caranthir-offical]

*deflects it with a giant shield created by his staff*

*imlerith hits you with his mace*

[hitman-offical]

Bah. I didn't need that anyway.

*hitman steps to the side, dodging the mace, then walks to the force field. He seems to flicker in and out of existence, appearing just inside the force field*

*he pulls out a strange crystal*

I cast soul trap.

*you feel a powerful force, threatening to pull your mind from your body*

[imlerith-offical]

*cough cough*

Gah... I can't die like this!

*Geralt is fighting Caranthir in the background, so it'll keep him occupied so no one can be revived*

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman shoots imlerith, once, twice*

//ooc @imlerith-offical is that it? Is imlerith dead? Or are you just taking a break?

[imlerith-offical]

ooc nah he's not I was doing other things sorry

*imlerith blocks the bullets with his shield, then strikes your head with his mace*

[hitman-offical]

*his skull gives under the force, but he doesn't seem fazed. In fact, he laughs.* You think you can kill me? I'd like to see you try.

[imlerith-offical]

*Imlerith calls in wild hunt warriors*

*he escapes through a portal*

[hitman-offical]

Oh alright. Coward. *The hitman claps his hands and half of the warriors combust*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*closes the portal with Yrden which pushes Imlerith out*

Hitman, fight the rest of the warriors, I'll kill Imlerith then we can deal with Caranthir and Eredin!

*strikes Imlerith with his sword then uses Aard to knock him down*

[hitman-offical]

Oh, alright. *He claps his hands, and the last of the warriors combust* alright that's done.

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*Geralt tries to stab Imlerith*

Come help me with this sucker!

[hitman-offical]

*a ball of black and green flame appears in the hitman's hand* gladly. *He slams the fireball against Imlerith 's face*

[imlerith-offical]

*Imlerith deflects the fireball back at the hitman using his shield*

I'm glad to be fighting you, hitman. You're a worthy opponent.

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman rips imlerith's shield off his arm*

[imlerith-offical]

Gah!

*Imlerith kicks the hitman to the ground and starts to choke him*

You can't do anything now, hitman.

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman seems eerily calm, not really doing anything. He doesn't seem to be suffocating either*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*rolls behind Imlerith and stabs him in the chest, then tucks a bomb down his chest plate while he's wounded*

Quick, get out of the way!

*a fiery explosion blows Imlerith to pieces, while knocking down the nearby Caranthir*

[hitman-offical]

Well he's done. *He runs over to Caranthir, bringing his foot down on his skull*

[caranthir-offical]

*Caranthir hits you with his staff, which knocks you back onto the hard concrete*

*he casts a spell which makes him immune to weapons and magic, including witchers signs*

Try and hit me now. I won't be as easy and pathetic as Imlerith.

[hitman-offical]

Eh. My fighting style is quite flexible. Don't need weapons, don't need magic. *Caranthir is sent rocketing into the sky* you know, most of my abilities aren't technically magic. Far more complex than that.

[caranthir-offical]

*Caranthir falls back down to the ground, but isnt killed from the fall. His staff creates shockwaves which breaks fall damage for him and knocks down everybody else*

[hitman-offical]

*hitman floats in response*

[caranthir-offical]

You like to taunt a lot, don't you? Well, I have something else up my sleeve.

*holds staff up in the air which summons @archgriffin-offical*

[archgriffin-offical]

*the archgriffin sqwuaks and pounces on the hitman from above*

*you start to bleed profusely*

[hitman-offical]

*ignoring the blood, the hitman grabs the archgriffin by the neck*

[archgriffin-offical]

*the archgriffin dosent seem to be phased and kicks you down*

*it lunges forward and tries to strike you with its wing*

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman grabs its wing and slams it into the ground*

[archgriffin-offical]

*the archgriffin screeches in pain, flies up into the air, and spits poison in your eyes*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

Everyone, it's happening. We are taking down @eredin-offical. Once we get his attention, he will die. Everyone... ATTACK!!

tags under cut

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @salamander-offical @no-one-offical @closed-door-offical @grass-offical @water-offical @dettlaff-offical @goblin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @woman-offical @britain-offical @art-hammer-certified @state-of-utah-offical @america-offical @nz-south-island-offical @australia-offical @dragon-offical @hitman-offical @cat-offical @canada-offical @horse-offical @snake-offical @satan-offical @toad-prince-offical

[hitman-offical]

I'm ready.

[eredin-offical]

Would be funny if you could defeat me by yourself. But you can't. Come on, come at me.

[hitman-offical]

Bet.

Enemy_Hitman has taken buff: internal damage, shocking touch, cold touch, warm touch, fire resistance 255, resistance 255, strength 255, speed 255, jump boost 255, absorption 255, regeneration 255, marksman's accuracy

Enemy_Omnus.Erebus has taken buff:internal damage, shocking touch, cold touch, warm touch, fire resistance 255, resistance 255, strength 255, speed 255, jump boost 255, absorption 255, regeneration 255, marksman's accuracy

Enemy_Omnus.Erebus has taken enchantment: Fire aspect 255, power 255, multishot 255, flame 255, impaling 255, sharpness 255, knockback 255, piercing 255, riptide 255, channeling 255, thorns 255, density 255, wind burst 255, smite 255

*a screen appears at the edge of your vision. A red bar labeled 'hitman' sits inside*

Your move.

[eredin-offical]

*snaps his fingers*

Attack.

*imlerith and caranthir teleport in*

[hitman-offical]

*I draw my side sword* alright. Suit yourself.

*a few quick slashes and they fall to the ground in pieces*

[eredin-offical]

*eredin picks up caranthirs staff and makes them immune to swords*

Gavella Glan!

[hitman-offical]

*you feel a heavy presence bearing down on your mind*

I wonder if you can fend this off.

*Omnus Erebus shifts into an axe*

[caranthir-offical]

*creates an impenetrable forcefield for him and imlerith*

The answer would be yes.

[hitman-offical]

Do you really think that will stop me? Even if it's impenetrable, I don't need to penetrate it.

*an orange ring glows, summoning an orange apparition, that passes through the force field harmlessly*

[caranthir-offical]

*deflects it with a giant shield created by his staff*

*imlerith hits you with his mace*

[hitman-offical]

Bah. I didn't need that anyway.

*hitman steps to the side, dodging the mace, then walks to the force field. He seems to flicker in and out of existence, appearing just inside the force field*

*he pulls out a strange crystal*

I cast soul trap.

*you feel a powerful force, threatening to pull your mind from your body*

[imlerith-offical]

*cough cough*

Gah... I can't die like this!

*Geralt is fighting Caranthir in the background, so it'll keep him occupied so no one can be revived*

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman shoots imlerith, once, twice*

//ooc @imlerith-offical is that it? Is imlerith dead? Or are you just taking a break?

[imlerith-offical]

ooc nah he's not I was doing other things sorry

*imlerith blocks the bullets with his shield, then strikes your head with his mace*

[hitman-offical]

*his skull gives under the force, but he doesn't seem fazed. In fact, he laughs.* You think you can kill me? I'd like to see you try.

[imlerith-offical]

*Imlerith calls in wild hunt warriors*

*he escapes through a portal*

[hitman-offical]

Oh alright. Coward. *The hitman claps his hands and half of the warriors combust*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*closes the portal with Yrden which pushes Imlerith out*

Hitman, fight the rest of the warriors, I'll kill Imlerith then we can deal with Caranthir and Eredin!

*strikes Imlerith with his sword then uses Aard to knock him down*

[hitman-offical]

Oh, alright. *He claps his hands, and the last of the warriors combust* alright that's done.

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*Geralt tries to stab Imlerith*

Come help me with this sucker!

[hitman-offical]

*a ball of black and green flame appears in the hitman's hand* gladly. *He slams the fireball against Imlerith 's face*

[imlerith-offical]

*Imlerith deflects the fireball back at the hitman using his shield*

I'm glad to be fighting you, hitman. You're a worthy opponent.

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman rips imlerith's shield off his arm*

[imlerith-offical]

Gah!

*Imlerith kicks the hitman to the ground and starts to choke him*

You can't do anything now, hitman.

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman seems eerily calm, not really doing anything. He doesn't seem to be suffocating either*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*rolls behind Imlerith and stabs him in the chest, then tucks a bomb down his chest plate while he's wounded*

Quick, get out of the way!

*a fiery explosion blows Imlerith to pieces, while knocking down the nearby Caranthir*

[hitman-offical]

Well he's done. *He runs over to Caranthir, bringing his foot down on his skull*

[caranthir-offical]

*Caranthir hits you with his staff, which knocks you back onto the hard concrete*

*he casts a spell which makes him immune to weapons and magic, including witchers signs*

Try and hit me now. I won't be as easy and pathetic as Imlerith.

[hitman-offical]

Eh. My fighting style is quite flexible. Don't need weapons, don't need magic. *Caranthir is sent rocketing into the sky* you know, most of my abilities aren't technically magic. Far more complex than that.

[caranthir-offical]

*Caranthir falls back down to the ground, but isnt killed from the fall. His staff creates shockwaves which breaks fall damage for him and knocks down everybody else*

[hitman-offical]

*hitman floats in response*

[caranthir-offical]

You like to taunt a lot, don't you? Well, I have something else up my sleeve.

*holds staff up in the air which summons @archgriffin-offical*

[archgriffin-offical]

*the archgriffin sqwuaks and pounces on the hitman from above*

*you start to bleed profusely*

[hitman-offical]

*ignoring the blood, the hitman grabs the archgriffin by the neck*

[archgriffin-offical]

*the archgriffin dosent seem to be phased and kicks you down*

*it lunges forward and tries to strike you with its wing*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

Everyone, it's happening. We are taking down @eredin-offical. Once we get his attention, he will die. Everyone... ATTACK!!

tags under cut

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @salamander-offical @no-one-offical @closed-door-offical @grass-offical @water-offical @dettlaff-offical @goblin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @woman-offical @britain-offical @art-hammer-certified @state-of-utah-offical @america-offical @nz-south-island-offical @australia-offical @dragon-offical @hitman-offical @cat-offical @canada-offical @horse-offical @snake-offical @satan-offical @toad-prince-offical

[hitman-offical]

I'm ready.

[eredin-offical]

Would be funny if you could defeat me by yourself. But you can't. Come on, come at me.

[hitman-offical]

Bet.

Enemy_Hitman has taken buff: internal damage, shocking touch, cold touch, warm touch, fire resistance 255, resistance 255, strength 255, speed 255, jump boost 255, absorption 255, regeneration 255, marksman's accuracy

Enemy_Omnus.Erebus has taken buff:internal damage, shocking touch, cold touch, warm touch, fire resistance 255, resistance 255, strength 255, speed 255, jump boost 255, absorption 255, regeneration 255, marksman's accuracy

Enemy_Omnus.Erebus has taken enchantment: Fire aspect 255, power 255, multishot 255, flame 255, impaling 255, sharpness 255, knockback 255, piercing 255, riptide 255, channeling 255, thorns 255, density 255, wind burst 255, smite 255

*a screen appears at the edge of your vision. A red bar labeled 'hitman' sits inside*

Your move.

[eredin-offical]

*snaps his fingers*

Attack.

*imlerith and caranthir teleport in*

[hitman-offical]

*I draw my side sword* alright. Suit yourself.

*a few quick slashes and they fall to the ground in pieces*

[eredin-offical]

*eredin picks up caranthirs staff and makes them immune to swords*

Gavella Glan!

[hitman-offical]

*you feel a heavy presence bearing down on your mind*

I wonder if you can fend this off.

*Omnus Erebus shifts into an axe*

[caranthir-offical]

*creates an impenetrable forcefield for him and imlerith*

The answer would be yes.

[hitman-offical]

Do you really think that will stop me? Even if it's impenetrable, I don't need to penetrate it.

*an orange ring glows, summoning an orange apparition, that passes through the force field harmlessly*

[caranthir-offical]

*deflects it with a giant shield created by his staff*

*imlerith hits you with his mace*

[hitman-offical]

Bah. I didn't need that anyway.

*hitman steps to the side, dodging the mace, then walks to the force field. He seems to flicker in and out of existence, appearing just inside the force field*

*he pulls out a strange crystal*

I cast soul trap.

*you feel a powerful force, threatening to pull your mind from your body*

[imlerith-offical]

*cough cough*

Gah... I can't die like this!

*Geralt is fighting Caranthir in the background, so it'll keep him occupied so no one can be revived*

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman shoots imlerith, once, twice*

//ooc @imlerith-offical is that it? Is imlerith dead? Or are you just taking a break?

[imlerith-offical]

ooc nah he's not I was doing other things sorry

*imlerith blocks the bullets with his shield, then strikes your head with his mace*

[hitman-offical]

*his skull gives under the force, but he doesn't seem fazed. In fact, he laughs.* You think you can kill me? I'd like to see you try.

[imlerith-offical]

*Imlerith calls in wild hunt warriors*

*he escapes through a portal*

[hitman-offical]

Oh alright. Coward. *The hitman claps his hands and half of the warriors combust*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*closes the portal with Yrden which pushes Imlerith out*

Hitman, fight the rest of the warriors, I'll kill Imlerith then we can deal with Caranthir and Eredin!

*strikes Imlerith with his sword then uses Aard to knock him down*

[hitman-offical]

Oh, alright. *He claps his hands, and the last of the warriors combust* alright that's done.

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*Geralt tries to stab Imlerith*

Come help me with this sucker!

[hitman-offical]

*a ball of black and green flame appears in the hitman's hand* gladly. *He slams the fireball against Imlerith 's face*

[imlerith-offical]

*Imlerith deflects the fireball back at the hitman using his shield*

I'm glad to be fighting you, hitman. You're a worthy opponent.

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman rips imlerith's shield off his arm*

[imlerith-offical]

Gah!

*Imlerith kicks the hitman to the ground and starts to choke him*

You can't do anything now, hitman.

[hitman-offical]

*the hitman seems eerily calm, not really doing anything. He doesn't seem to be suffocating either*

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*rolls behind Imlerith and stabs him in the chest, then tucks a bomb down his chest plate while he's wounded*

Quick, get out of the way!

*a fiery explosion blows Imlerith to pieces, while knocking down the nearby Caranthir*

[hitman-offical]

Well he's done. *He runs over to Caranthir, bringing his foot down on his skull*

[caranthir-offical]

*Caranthir hits you with his staff, which knocks you back onto the hard concrete*

*he casts a spell which makes him immune to weapons and magic, including witchers signs*

Try and hit me now. I won't be as easy and pathetic as Imlerith.

[hitman-offical]

Eh. My fighting style is quite flexible. Don't need weapons, don't need magic. *Caranthir is sent rocketing into the sky* you know, most of my abilities aren't technically magic. Far more complex than that.

[caranthir-offical]

*Caranthir falls back down to the ground, but isnt killed from the fall. His staff creates shockwaves which breaks fall damage for him and knocks down everybody else*

[hitman-offical]

*hitman floats in response*

[caranthir-offical]

You like to taunt a lot, don't you? Well, I have something else up my sleeve.

*holds staff up in the air which summons @archgriffin-offical*

[archgriffin-offical]

*the archgriffin sqwuaks and pounces on the hitman from above*

*you start to bleed profusely*

[thestolenthrone]

The Witcher 3, released 2015, aged well, a legend among games.

[water-offical]

bleh

- @water-hag-offical

Hello, dear.

[water-hag-offical]

why... did... you... call... me... that...?

[water-offical]

Everyone deserves kindness, darling. I enjoy giving people pet names, it’s how I speak.

[water-hag-offical]

but... my... name is... abaya...

[water-offical]

Would you prefer that I call you by your name?

[archgriffin-offical]

Sorry about this, squished bottle of still water. Abaya doesn't know english very well.

[beehive-offical]

@archgriffin-offical @forktail-offical what's up with the hunt and the real leader?

[archgriffin-offical]

sorry, forktail dosent know English. I would go ask @eredin-offical, I'm hunting a baby Griffin at the moment.

[retiredsupremeleader-offical]

I resign, folks.

@water-offical has been invited to take over my blog.

[archgriffin-offical]

mm water

[eredin-offical]

THE CONJUNCTION OF THE SPHERES IS HERE

The officalverse is doomed. The Wild Hunt will take over. The monsters will kill you. I have combined @supremeleader-offical's soul with the Heart of Toussaint. I have placed it in the center of the Elven ruin Tor Gval'cha. Any last words?

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