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[water-offical]

Intro Post

Hello, darling. I am @water-offical. Mother and monarch to all beverages. I saw that Tumblr is rather popular among my children nowadays, so I decided to create a blog. I hope you enjoy your time here <3

Please refer to me with she/they/it pronouns. Remember to be kind. At the end of the day, we are all living things.

The gorgeous banner is drawn by Hell’s very own renowned artist @hells-little-demonic-artist. She is extremely talented and please don’t forget to tell her so.

Your are encouraged to use the wishing well. After all, it was created for a reason.

The water hears and understands.

ooc: pronouns are she/her :)

[onion-opinions-offical]

Anyone else have that, when you are just normally drinking @water-offical and suddenly it goes down round instead of flat?

like just now, I had a sip and it went down like a ball, as if I hadn’t chewed it enough

then I take another sip, slosh it around a bit more, brake it up, and suddenly the water flows down way flatter and less obtrusive

How does that make sense??? WATER SHOULDN’T NEED CHEWING!!!! ITS LIQUID!!!!

[water-offical]

I do that sometimes :)

[1etters-n-lin3s]

@neutral-offical @normal-offical @iron-offical @rain-offical @tv-host-offical @nurse-offical @penny-offical @astronaut-offical @arsenic-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @sapphic-offical @united-states-offical @autism-offical @communism-offical @god-offical @frog-offical @potassium-offical @king-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical @britain-offical @grim-reaper-offical @waffles-offical @man-offical @white-boy-offical @argon-offical @chili-offical @da-police-offical @america-offical @offical-offical @gay-offical @testosterone-offical @evil-apple-offical @yellow-crayon-offical @spotify-offical @constellations-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @ao3-offical @the-archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @cal-gras-delusion-offical @no-one-offical @trans-cousin-offical @nothing-offical @bubble-offical @sleep-offical @paranoia-offical @salmon-offical @tangerine-offical @drumsticks-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

thank you all for gathering here today. please do not panic

[1etters-n-lin3s]

@false-news-offical @quiet-girl-offical @queer-offical @breadcrumb-offical @7-eleven-offical @gay-squid-offical @heart-offical @de-activated-offical @bra1n-offical @lesbian-offical @aroace-offical @asexual-offical @awesome-sauce-offical @cat-offical @italy-offical @plague-doctor-offical @mcdonalds-offical @not-offical-offical @rocket-surgeon-offical @satans-fan-offical @adhd-offical @the-cheese-offical @amnesia-offical @villain-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @will-byers-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @dustin-henderson-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @tagging-officals-offical @lemonade-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @james-offical @journalism-offical @polls-offical @offical-wikipedia @moth-offical @sprite-offical @pepsi-offical @cr0w-offical @bug-offical @costco-offical @mean-girl-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @doctor-offical @evilpineapple-offical @jinshis-frog-offical @nurse-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @bill-cipher-offical @jeff-offical

[1etters-n-lin3s]

@light-offical @sun-offical @mercury-offical @saturn-offical @earth-offical @neptune-offical @greedy-official @offical-wikipedia @offical-dystopiantale @leviathan-offical @scylla-offical @mermaid-offical @water-offical @ocean-offical @mud-offical

[water-offical]

Hello, darling.

[dr-pepper-corp-offical]

Saw that none of the other Dr. Pepper official accounts were active anymore sooo....

Hello, i guess...?

@pepsi-offical @fanta-offical @water-offical @satan-offical @not-offical-offical @offical-wikipedia @da-police-offical @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @homosexuality-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @evil-neutral-offical @god-offical @sok-offical

Uhhh.... open tags?

[water-offical]

Hello, dear! How’s you day been so far?

[dr-pepper-corp-offical]

Decent, i got a test tomorrow tho

[water-offical]

Oof, tests. Absolute horrible things. I hope all goes well and good luck, darling!

[dr-pepper-corp-offical]

Saw that none of the other Dr. Pepper official accounts were active anymore sooo....

Hello, i guess...?

@pepsi-offical @fanta-offical @water-offical @satan-offical @not-offical-offical @offical-wikipedia @da-police-offical @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @homosexuality-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @evil-neutral-offical @god-offical @sok-offical

Uhhh.... open tags?

[water-offical]

Hello, dear! How’s you day been so far?

[water-offical]

Ooc

Hey did you ever get that notif for the ask you sent through (the one about abaya being attacked by a fiend)?

- @fiend-offical

Ooc

I don’t think so?

[fiend-offical]

Ooc

I'll tag you then lol

[water-offical]

Ooc

thanks lol

[water-offical]

Ooc

Hey did you ever get that notif for the ask you sent through (the one about abaya being attacked by a fiend)?

- @fiend-offical

Ooc

I don’t think so?

[rattyrattington]

How do you 🫵 feel about the officalverse?

Oops I forgot I need a title. ^ this

Love it

Indifferent

Hate it

Curious, not into it

Not my cup of tea

Voting ended onJan 5

[coffee-offical]

can you rename "not my cup of tea" please? it has the name of my rival and i cannot let people vote on the poor decision making of my rival :<

/silly

[tea-offical]

So true. Let’s instead make the worst option “my cup of coffee”, synonymous with “I know of it but would never partake in it”

[coffee-offical]

what if we made it "not my cup of water" so we can both be happy :3

[tea-offical]

Perfect. @water-offical what do you think

[water-offical]

Whatever makes you happy, my dears.

[stormcloud-offical]

im here now

@satan-offical @water-offical @tagging-officals-offical @blue-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @an-australian-offical @man-offical @ireland-offical @gaslight-offical god im so bad at tagging @no-one-offical @lemon-offical @grim-reaper-offical @britain-offical

LIGHTNING STRIKES ALL OF YOU ⚡️⚡️🌩️⛈️⛈️🌩️⛈️🌩️⚡️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⛈️🌩️ (also sorry if you didn’t wanna be tagged)

[water-offical]

Hello, dear. How are you?

[stormcloud-offical]

VERY HYDRATED!!,!,1! 🌧️🌧️

[water-offical]

Wonderful!

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

let's get this to 1,000 notes what like button anim you got

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @no-one-offical @salamander-offical @satan-offical @evilpineapple-offical @water-offical @woman-offical @britain-offical @art-hammer-certified @tagging-officals-offical

[water-offical]

Go forth, my minions.

[stormcloud-offical]

im here now

@satan-offical @water-offical @tagging-officals-offical @blue-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @an-australian-offical @man-offical @ireland-offical @gaslight-offical god im so bad at tagging @no-one-offical @lemon-offical @grim-reaper-offical @britain-offical

LIGHTNING STRIKES ALL OF YOU ⚡️⚡️🌩️⛈️⛈️🌩️⛈️🌩️⚡️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⛈️🌩️ (also sorry if you didn’t wanna be tagged)

[water-offical]

Hello, dear. How are you?

[eredin-offical]

The time has come. I rule the Officalverse.

Ruling with @joseph-stalin-offical

Successor: Not decided

Evil Advisor: @pepsi-offical

I still have the right to kill you if I wish. Or I may put you in prison.

My prime power has been restored courtesy of @no-one-offical. And Hitman, don't think you can insult me because of that. I'm ruler and you're not.

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @no-one-offical @salamander-offical @satan-offical @who-offical @stupid-offical @hitman-offical @cat-offical @canada-offical @horse-offical @snake-offical @grass-offical @britain-offical @zeus-offical @state-of-utah-offical @athena-offical @water-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @man-offical @nobody-offical @somebody-offical @offical-government-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @officalverse-fanart-offical @officalverse-statistics-offical @officalverse-studio-offical @mlm-god-offical

[water-offical]

nah.

[eredin-offical]

Pfft, deny all you want. You won't change anything.

[water-offical]

ok, girl.

[eredin-offical]

The time has come. I rule the Officalverse.

Ruling with @joseph-stalin-offical

Successor: Not decided

Evil Advisor: @pepsi-offical

I still have the right to kill you if I wish. Or I may put you in prison.

My prime power has been restored courtesy of @no-one-offical. And Hitman, don't think you can insult me because of that. I'm ruler and you're not.

@open-door-offical @nightwolfgamer03-offical @no-one-offical @salamander-offical @satan-offical @who-offical @stupid-offical @hitman-offical @cat-offical @canada-offical @horse-offical @snake-offical @grass-offical @britain-offical @zeus-offical @state-of-utah-offical @athena-offical @water-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @man-offical @nobody-offical @somebody-offical @offical-government-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @officalverse-fanart-offical @officalverse-statistics-offical @officalverse-studio-offical @mlm-god-offical

[water-offical]

nah.

[finnish-moron-offical]

Helloo, my dear. I was wondering what you favourite body of water is?

-@water-offical

LAKE.

[water-offical]

A fine choice indeed.

[slushee-offical]

find me at your local 7/11!

i made this account on impulse and i don’t know what i’ll post here but HERE I AM!!!

obligatory offical account tags under the cut:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @britain-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @man-offical @human-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @tim-tam-offical @totally-cis-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @supervillain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @offical-wikipedia @woman-offical @trans-older-brother-offical

[lemonade-offical]

Welcome to the drinkverse (if that's even a thing lowk

[slushee-offical]

if it isn’t it needs to be

[lemonade-offical]

Bet

@limeade-offical @apple-juice-offical @water-offical @sprite-offical @coke-offical @pepsi-offical @evil-lemonade-offical

Hi

Also im yalls leader btw

[water-offical]

Hello, lovely.

[enderman-offical]

⟟⎎ ⟟, ⏁⊑⟒⍜⍀⟒⏁⟟☊⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍⟟⋏☌, ⍙⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⍜ ⍙⟒⏃⍀ ⏃ ⎎⎍⌰⌰⊬ ☊⍜⎐⟒⍀⟟⋏☌ ⎅⟟⎐⟟⋏☌ ⌇⎍⟟⏁, ⍙⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⟟ ⏚⟒ ⏃⏚⌰⟒ ⏁⍜ ☌⍜ ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ⍙⏃⏁⟒⍀?

⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⍜ ⟟⎅⟒⏃ ⍙⊑⊬ ⟟’⋔ ⟒⎐⟒⋏ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍⟟⋏☌ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁ ⏁⊑⟟⌇. ⟟ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⟒⎐⟒⋏ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⍙⏃⏁⟒⍀ ⏃⋏⊬⍙⏃⊬⌇. ⍜⊑ ⍙⟒⌰⌰.

[amnesia-offical]

Do not go into water. Do not go near water. Do not touch water. Do not think about water.

[john-doe-offical]

Do we have a @water-offical

oooh yes we do!!!!

[water-offical]

Hello, dear!

[water-offical]

If my memory is correct, there is a role of prophet, i forgot that i wanted that role when not long ago i noticed the supreme leader retired, because you are the new one, i wish to ask for that role

@depression-offical

If you would like to, I’m almost certain the position is free. I would love to have as prophet, dear.

[depression-offical]

Thank you very much, kind ruler

[water-offical]

Thank you, darling.

[depression-offical]

no, thank you for the position

[water-offical]

Of course, love.