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@hitman-offical
Long overdue intro post
I am the Hitman.
He/him
Friends: @chell-offical @evilpineapple-offical @stupid-offical @bubble-official (possibly more to be added soon)
Nemeses: @the-one-offical @bill-cipher-offical (more to be added soon)
Minor inconveniences: @eredin-offical (also more to be added soon)
Hitman's design
(stat sheet)
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
I don’t think I’d have to come back. The mod would simply say “nah” to your attacks
Yeah, probably. But it'd be funny to blast you with the multiverse death ray with enough power to wipe out the entire multiverse eight times over.
I’d be fine. I’ve had worse.
But still. My point stands, regardless of whether or not you believe me.
I believe you. It’s just irrelevant
Yeah, a lot of things become irrelevant when they come into play.
Not sure what you mean, but sure
You know what's funny? Just last week, my own mod tried to shut me down. It didn't work.
(please help. None of the normal commands are working. He won't let me reset him. He won't let me delete him. He shouldn't be able to resist deletion. He shouldn't be able to parry the fucking 168 multiverse death laser.)
How delightful
(that's your response to an extradimensional hostage situation.)
Well yes, it is. It doesn’t affect me, so why should I care?
(this man resisted the power of an extradimensional entity. Now are you cleared to fight him if he tries anything?)
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
I don’t think I’d have to come back. The mod would simply say “nah” to your attacks
Yeah, probably. But it'd be funny to blast you with the multiverse death ray with enough power to wipe out the entire multiverse eight times over.
I’d be fine. I’ve had worse.
But still. My point stands, regardless of whether or not you believe me.
I believe you. It’s just irrelevant
Yeah, a lot of things become irrelevant when they come into play.
Not sure what you mean, but sure
You know what's funny? Just last week, my own mod tried to shut me down. It didn't work.
(please help. None of the normal commands are working. He won't let me reset him. He won't let me delete him. He shouldn't be able to resist deletion. He shouldn't be able to parry the fucking 168 multiverse death laser.)
How delightful
(that's your response to an extradimensional hostage situation.)
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
I don’t think I’d have to come back. The mod would simply say “nah” to your attacks
Yeah, probably. But it'd be funny to blast you with the multiverse death ray with enough power to wipe out the entire multiverse eight times over.
I’d be fine. I’ve had worse.
But still. My point stands, regardless of whether or not you believe me.
I believe you. It’s just irrelevant
Yeah, a lot of things become irrelevant when they come into play.
Not sure what you mean, but sure
You know what's funny? Just last week, my own mod tried to shut me down. It didn't work.
(please help. None of the normal commands are working. He won't let me reset him. He won't let me delete him. He shouldn't be able to resist deletion. He shouldn't be able to parry the fucking 168 multiverse death laser.)
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
I don’t think I’d have to come back. The mod would simply say “nah” to your attacks
Yeah, probably. But it'd be funny to blast you with the multiverse death ray with enough power to wipe out the entire multiverse eight times over.
I’d be fine. I’ve had worse.
But still. My point stands, regardless of whether or not you believe me.
I believe you. It’s just irrelevant
Yeah, a lot of things become irrelevant when they come into play.
uhm, s-sir? i think you look really cool, i-i like your arm
@an-angel-offical (hes 10 years younger(15) & 3 inches shorter(5'8) rn now btw)
Oh, thanks.
[can you like. Speed this thing up. It's really annoying.]
(uhh... Sure?)
*the machine speeds up*
(wait a second.)
*you notice that he is coming out the other side perfectly fine*
(you're not even being shredded!)
[oh, yeah. That would explain why it doesn't hurt.]
(is it for meat?)
uh, a-are you ok?
(it's for anything.)
[yeah, I'm fine.]
(wtf, put him back in the shredder)
g-good
*he is put back through the shredder*
*once again, he is unharmed*
(how. The fuck.)
(uh, are you sure its for everything?)
why is there a shredder?
[My mod is comically bad at killing me.]
(yes I'm sure it's for everything!)
(well its not fucking working)
(I don't know!)
(try something else with it)
i-i dont want to be here anymore....
[Understandable. My mod is trying to kill me and yours is cheering them on, while you only get half the conversation.]
(BRICK!)
*a brick shatters on the hitman's head, to no reaction*
o-oh god! what the fuck
(no, i meant test the shredder with something else, dumbass)
[is that all they can do now? Drop a brick on me?]
(oh.)
(yeah, so test it!)
*he sneezes 4 times*
(brick!)
*a brick falls into the shredder. It comes out in pieces.*
(it worked just fine on the brick!)
(shred him again then!)
uh, wh-what are they talking about?
[trying to figure out why the shredder didn't shred me.]
*the shredder starts up again, and the hitman is still unharmed*
(are you KIDDING ME)
uh, why do they w-want to shred you?
(try a different one)
[they figured out that I can do things they didn't intend for me to be able to do.]
(spike pit!)
*a pit opens under the hitman's feet*
(why that?)
oh god
*the hitman is at the bottom of the pit. Still unharmed.*
(explosions!)
*you hear a loud BOOM from inside the hole, and the hitman is sent flying out of the hole, before slamming into the ground*
[Looney tunes ass murder attempt]
*he freezes*
(yeahh, try something that actually feels like its going to work, like i dunno, destroy his arm?)
(want me to pull out the multidimensional death ray?)
(hmm, sure)
*a beam of blinding colors falls onto the hitman*
*he parries it*
(are you kidding me.)
(pin him down?)
(good idea!)
*a large pin falls onto the hitman, ready to impale him*
*he takes one step to the side*
(I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY)
(ah. That makes sense.)
(goddamn i am coughing my lungs out, you deal with him yourself, im done giving you suggestions)
*hes still just standing there, not moving*
[wait a second.]
*a small blade pops out of his finger, which he brings up to his face, cutting a new mouth*
Much better.
(the fuck.)
*he hugs you*
Thanks, kid.
*he hugs Jeremiah back*
*he starts coughing*
Raph is really putting you through it, huh?
(my fucking voice sounds like THIS
from all the coughing, what he has isnt that bad)
Damn.
(exactly, & this is only day 2 of being sick)
I honestly thought an extradimensional being would sound... I dunno. Cooler? Even with an illness, I thought it would sound-
(do you honestly think we're just. Fucking Cthulhu or something.)
Uhh- next question.
(think of a human & make 0 alterations to it, that is what we look like)
*he sneezes*
No fucking way.
(why do you think its not possible?)
n-no fucking way what?
(I don't think he wants to comprehend the idea that these beings that are so far away, and have so much control over his life, are actually literally the same as him.)
You're not- no. There's no way.
(technically, were not the same as him, this poor fella cant die, we will)
not what?
(true. Also, I don't recall ever being able to meet god, let alone fight him.)
Wha-
*the hitman's expression has changed. The hatred is lessened, replaced with fear and confusion*
(yup. See that face? That's the face of a man who just learned a fact he can't let himself accept.)
*he nudges you & tilts his head*
y-you ok?
(& what is that fact?)
I- y-yeah.
(only the latest in a long line of things he won't want to think about.)
(please just tell me directly, my autistic ass isnt getting enough clues)
whatre they t-talking about?
Horrors.
(my autistic ass doesn't know how to describe it except for the words: cosmic horror.)
(this does actually help somewhat, thank you)
what does that mean? c-can you be any more specific?
(alright good.)
I... Don't think so.
try!
I'll try- AUGH!
(a burden you must carry alone.)
(honestly reasonable, torture the man with knowledge :3)
whats wrong?
My Eldritch horror has decided time to torture me.
why? how?
Clearly, they don't want me talking about it.
oh, i-im sorry
Eh. It's not your fault.
no, i meant about b-bringing it up
It's fine.
o-
*he starts coughing*
*he pats Jeremiah's head*
*he stops coughing*
uh?
*he smiles at Jeremiah*
wh-why did you pat me?
I dunno.
*he pats your head*
*he chuckles*
*he sneezes*
Oof. Sounds like it's getting bad.
m-my throat hurts
@hitman-offical
*he conjures a glass of ice water*
Cold water helps. I think.
im not thirsty th-tho?
Yeah, well. It might help with the sore throat.
*he takes the cup & drinks it*
it d-doesnt feel any better
*he conjures a bottle of honey*
Pretty sure this stuff works.
th-that feels weird
it feels weird
(hes autistic, he has sensory issues)
Ohh I see. Like, bad weird, or-?
b-bad
Hold on, lemme see if I have anything else.
*a small holographic screen opens in front of him*
Let's see... How do you feel about green tea?
uh, i dont th-think ive ever had it
*he pulls a small cup of green tea from the air*
Well, here.
n-no thanks, i'll be fine...
Okay. Uhh-
*he continues flipping through the strange holographic menu*
what is th-that?
Inventory. It's essentially a catalog of everything I've got in the pocket dimension.
oh
*he tries to put his hand through it*
*it flickers and moves over to the side*
uh, question, wh-why do you wear a suit?
*he shrugs*
Fashion.
i-its uncomfortable tho
Not if you wear it wrong.
im pretty sure thats backwards?
Not when it comes to suits. With suits, the correct way to wear it is to tighten everything just enough that it isn't physically painful.
so which w-way do you wear it?
Well for one thing, I don't cinch the tie. The tie, if worn normally, will chafe and choke you. Which is why I let the knot keeping it around my neck hang below the neckline of the bottom layer.
Both the bottom and top layers have an extra few buttons on the cuffs of the sleeves, but those are uncomfortable, so I just don't bother with those. Of course, the buttons are still there, but they aren't doing anything. You're also supposed to button every button on the top layer up to the rib cage. I don't button any of the buttons on the top layer.
s-so incorrectly?
Exactly.
i dont think ive ever w-worn a suit, & my wings would make it difficult
unless you get a custom made one. But it would also probably be more uncomfortable because it would need holes for the wings, which is probably going to chafe a bit given the standard material suits are made of. So, it would probably be more trouble than it's worth.
*he spreads his wings, a few feathers come loose*
th-that reminds me, ive been losing feathers
That could be very good or very bad.
explain p-please
Well, either it's molting, which is either a growing thing or a seasonal thing, depending on what birds you're talking about, or it's some kind of disease. But due to context, I'm leaning toward it just being molting.
(molting is once every other year in angels after the adult feathers are mostly in on an individual cycle)
*he tilts his head*
what context?
Well, I don't believe there are many diseases or conditions that result in both molting and coughing. Unless you got really unlucky and got hit with two illnesses.
(hes molting)
w-well, aira pulled out a feather & it bled, so....
Yeah, raph said it was just molting.
but then wh-why would it bleed?
That's what happens when you pluck a feather that's not ready to fall out yet.
b-but why does it bleed?
It was still attached when it was plucked.
oh
*he spreads his wings as far as they can go*
*he conjures another slushie*
*he tries to touch the holograph again*
*it flickers and moves again*
wh-why cant i touch it?
It's programmed to relocate itself if anything obstructs it.
oh, a-alright!
*he bites your hand*
*he lets it happen, his slushie floating by his face*
hm, not nearly as s-satisfying as it felt like itd be, maybe i should bite harder...
*he bites down harder*
*he tastes a bit of blood*
*he licks it*
*his blood tastes... Strange*
(dude you gotta stop him, hitman's blood is radioactive)
MY BLOOD IS WHAT!?
*he bites down harder in surprise at the yelling*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BLOOD IS RADIOACTIVE!?
(it's radioactive. Not sure what's so hard to understand about that.)
wh-why is your blood radioactive?
*muffled by still biting you*
I don't know. Please stop that.
biting?
Yeah, cause I don't know how angels react to radiation, and I don't want this to be how I find out.
uhm, s-sir? i think you look really cool, i-i like your arm
@an-angel-offical (hes 10 years younger(15) & 3 inches shorter(5'8) rn now btw)
Oh, thanks.
[can you like. Speed this thing up. It's really annoying.]
(uhh... Sure?)
*the machine speeds up*
(wait a second.)
*you notice that he is coming out the other side perfectly fine*
(you're not even being shredded!)
[oh, yeah. That would explain why it doesn't hurt.]
(is it for meat?)
uh, a-are you ok?
(it's for anything.)
[yeah, I'm fine.]
(wtf, put him back in the shredder)
g-good
*he is put back through the shredder*
*once again, he is unharmed*
(how. The fuck.)
(uh, are you sure its for everything?)
why is there a shredder?
[My mod is comically bad at killing me.]
(yes I'm sure it's for everything!)
(well its not fucking working)
(I don't know!)
(try something else with it)
i-i dont want to be here anymore....
[Understandable. My mod is trying to kill me and yours is cheering them on, while you only get half the conversation.]
(BRICK!)
*a brick shatters on the hitman's head, to no reaction*
o-oh god! what the fuck
(no, i meant test the shredder with something else, dumbass)
[is that all they can do now? Drop a brick on me?]
(oh.)
(yeah, so test it!)
*he sneezes 4 times*
(brick!)
*a brick falls into the shredder. It comes out in pieces.*
(it worked just fine on the brick!)
(shred him again then!)
uh, wh-what are they talking about?
[trying to figure out why the shredder didn't shred me.]
*the shredder starts up again, and the hitman is still unharmed*
(are you KIDDING ME)
uh, why do they w-want to shred you?
(try a different one)
[they figured out that I can do things they didn't intend for me to be able to do.]
(spike pit!)
*a pit opens under the hitman's feet*
(why that?)
oh god
*the hitman is at the bottom of the pit. Still unharmed.*
(explosions!)
*you hear a loud BOOM from inside the hole, and the hitman is sent flying out of the hole, before slamming into the ground*
[Looney tunes ass murder attempt]
*he freezes*
(yeahh, try something that actually feels like its going to work, like i dunno, destroy his arm?)
(want me to pull out the multidimensional death ray?)
(hmm, sure)
*a beam of blinding colors falls onto the hitman*
*he parries it*
(are you kidding me.)
(pin him down?)
(good idea!)
*a large pin falls onto the hitman, ready to impale him*
*he takes one step to the side*
(I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY)
(ah. That makes sense.)
(goddamn i am coughing my lungs out, you deal with him yourself, im done giving you suggestions)
*hes still just standing there, not moving*
[wait a second.]
*a small blade pops out of his finger, which he brings up to his face, cutting a new mouth*
Much better.
(the fuck.)
*he hugs you*
Thanks, kid.
*he hugs Jeremiah back*
*he starts coughing*
Raph is really putting you through it, huh?
(my fucking voice sounds like THIS
from all the coughing, what he has isnt that bad)
Damn.
(exactly, & this is only day 2 of being sick)
I honestly thought an extradimensional being would sound... I dunno. Cooler? Even with an illness, I thought it would sound-
(do you honestly think we're just. Fucking Cthulhu or something.)
Uhh- next question.
(think of a human & make 0 alterations to it, that is what we look like)
*he sneezes*
No fucking way.
(why do you think its not possible?)
n-no fucking way what?
(I don't think he wants to comprehend the idea that these beings that are so far away, and have so much control over his life, are actually literally the same as him.)
You're not- no. There's no way.
(technically, were not the same as him, this poor fella cant die, we will)
not what?
(true. Also, I don't recall ever being able to meet god, let alone fight him.)
Wha-
*the hitman's expression has changed. The hatred is lessened, replaced with fear and confusion*
(yup. See that face? That's the face of a man who just learned a fact he can't let himself accept.)
*he nudges you & tilts his head*
y-you ok?
(& what is that fact?)
I- y-yeah.
(only the latest in a long line of things he won't want to think about.)
(please just tell me directly, my autistic ass isnt getting enough clues)
whatre they t-talking about?
Horrors.
(my autistic ass doesn't know how to describe it except for the words: cosmic horror.)
(this does actually help somewhat, thank you)
what does that mean? c-can you be any more specific?
(alright good.)
I... Don't think so.
try!
I'll try- AUGH!
(a burden you must carry alone.)
(honestly reasonable, torture the man with knowledge :3)
whats wrong?
My Eldritch horror has decided time to torture me.
why? how?
Clearly, they don't want me talking about it.
oh, i-im sorry
Eh. It's not your fault.
no, i meant about b-bringing it up
It's fine.
o-
*he starts coughing*
*he pats Jeremiah's head*
*he stops coughing*
uh?
*he smiles at Jeremiah*
wh-why did you pat me?
I dunno.
*he pats your head*
*he chuckles*
*he sneezes*
Oof. Sounds like it's getting bad.
m-my throat hurts
@hitman-offical
*he conjures a glass of ice water*
Cold water helps. I think.
im not thirsty th-tho?
Yeah, well. It might help with the sore throat.
*he takes the cup & drinks it*
it d-doesnt feel any better
*he conjures a bottle of honey*
Pretty sure this stuff works.
th-that feels weird
it feels weird
(hes autistic, he has sensory issues)
Ohh I see. Like, bad weird, or-?
b-bad
Hold on, lemme see if I have anything else.
*a small holographic screen opens in front of him*
Let's see... How do you feel about green tea?
uh, i dont th-think ive ever had it
*he pulls a small cup of green tea from the air*
Well, here.
n-no thanks, i'll be fine...
Okay. Uhh-
*he continues flipping through the strange holographic menu*
what is th-that?
Inventory. It's essentially a catalog of everything I've got in the pocket dimension.
oh
*he tries to put his hand through it*
*it flickers and moves over to the side*
uh, question, wh-why do you wear a suit?
*he shrugs*
Fashion.
i-its uncomfortable tho
Not if you wear it wrong.
im pretty sure thats backwards?
Not when it comes to suits. With suits, the correct way to wear it is to tighten everything just enough that it isn't physically painful.
so which w-way do you wear it?
Well for one thing, I don't cinch the tie. The tie, if worn normally, will chafe and choke you. Which is why I let the knot keeping it around my neck hang below the neckline of the bottom layer.
Both the bottom and top layers have an extra few buttons on the cuffs of the sleeves, but those are uncomfortable, so I just don't bother with those. Of course, the buttons are still there, but they aren't doing anything. You're also supposed to button every button on the top layer up to the rib cage. I don't button any of the buttons on the top layer.
s-so incorrectly?
Exactly.
i dont think ive ever w-worn a suit, & my wings would make it difficult
unless you get a custom made one. But it would also probably be more uncomfortable because it would need holes for the wings, which is probably going to chafe a bit given the standard material suits are made of. So, it would probably be more trouble than it's worth.
*he spreads his wings, a few feathers come loose*
th-that reminds me, ive been losing feathers
That could be very good or very bad.
explain p-please
Well, either it's molting, which is either a growing thing or a seasonal thing, depending on what birds you're talking about, or it's some kind of disease. But due to context, I'm leaning toward it just being molting.
(molting is once every other year in angels after the adult feathers are mostly in on an individual cycle)
*he tilts his head*
what context?
Well, I don't believe there are many diseases or conditions that result in both molting and coughing. Unless you got really unlucky and got hit with two illnesses.
(hes molting)
w-well, aira pulled out a feather & it bled, so....
Yeah, raph said it was just molting.
but then wh-why would it bleed?
That's what happens when you pluck a feather that's not ready to fall out yet.
b-but why does it bleed?
It was still attached when it was plucked.
oh
*he spreads his wings as far as they can go*
*he conjures another slushie*
*he tries to touch the holograph again*
*it flickers and moves again*
wh-why cant i touch it?
It's programmed to relocate itself if anything obstructs it.
oh, a-alright!
*he bites your hand*
*he lets it happen, his slushie floating by his face*
hm, not nearly as s-satisfying as it felt like itd be, maybe i should bite harder...
*he bites down harder*
*he tastes a bit of blood*
*he licks it*
*his blood tastes... Strange*
(dude you gotta stop him, hitman's blood is radioactive)
MY BLOOD IS WHAT!?
*he bites down harder in surprise at the yelling*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BLOOD IS RADIOACTIVE!?
(it's radioactive. Not sure what's so hard to understand about that.)
wh-why is your blood radioactive?
*muffled by still biting you*
I don't know. Please stop that.
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
I don’t think I’d have to come back. The mod would simply say “nah” to your attacks
Yeah, probably. But it'd be funny to blast you with the multiverse death ray with enough power to wipe out the entire multiverse eight times over.
I’d be fine. I’ve had worse.
But still. My point stands, regardless of whether or not you believe me.
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
I don’t think I’d have to come back. The mod would simply say “nah” to your attacks
Yeah, probably. But it'd be funny to blast you with the multiverse death ray with enough power to wipe out the entire multiverse eight times over.
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
I literally cannot die. I don’t know why we’re having this conversation, it’s irritating. I would’ve thought you would’ve heard of plot armour, considering you have so much of it.
Yeah, you'd probably just come back a few days later. Perks of existing in a world where everything is governed by the Eldritch horror equivalent of a bunch of teenagers drawing edgy overpowered ocs. We get gratuitous revives.
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Well unfortunately we are not fighting
(yeah, he's not a god. Way overqualified for that. But honestly, that is a stupid restriction.)
But one that makes sense. Although it should probably be tightened, given how many loopholes it lends itself to. BUT. I don't exactly need very long to kill you. I have a whole railgun that launches pellets of compressed uranium so fast physics doesn't register. Which, fun fact: if you go faster than 957278488383828857274575383 times the speed of light while swapping dimensions every mile or so, physics doesn't have time to register.
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
I’m afraid I do in fact have that
(he is literally designed to kill gods, so essentially he will scale to be more powerful than whatever he's fighting. Including the several hundred types of multiverse eaters.)
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
You think I don’t have multiversal power? I am, along with my king and children, everywhere
(not power that is powerful enough to span across the multiverse, power strong enough to wipe the whole thing out)
Shit, fr?
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
As strange as that is, you are about as close to a god as Huminenas and the betrayer are. While you are similar, and perhaps as powerful, you are not.
(eh. Maybe by your definitions. By my definitions, he's probably a little too powerful to qualify.)
Hey- wait really?
(you have multiversal power.)
Really!?
(yeah lmao. Good luck figuring out how to use it! It'll be really fucking hard to unlock, and when you do unlock it, it'll be ridiculously downscaled, but still virtually impossible to use!)
Oh, fuck off.
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
”Basically” a god is not close enough, I’m afraid
(hold on, I'm going to do a thing real quick)
What thi- ow!
*a large gash has opened in his hand, leaking pitch black blood*
What the hell!?
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
I do not care. I cannot fight you, as fun as it sounds
*you hear a voice echo from nothing*
(it's fine, he's basically a god.)
I am not. I am still very human.
(your blood is radioactive.)
And??
(that's not exactly a characteristic humans have.)
Hello, daedron.
- @hitman-offical
Why, hello
I heard you decided to help a man named Eredin.
That I did. What about it? Are you an enemy of his?
Of sorts. I wouldn't call myself an enemy. Moreso... Someone who spared him because his attempts to kill me were amusing.
He.. is unfortunately not as powerful as would be ideal. I am working on that.
However, he has recently pushed my patience a bit too far.
As he should. I chose him for a reason.
So, I am going to tell you this. Continue helping him, and you will die.
Darling, I am death.
Okay, and? I've killed death gods before.
How about three? Now, unfortunately, this is just speculation. I am not allowed to directly harm anyone that is not either a god or approved by my king. If you attack me, I will simply disappear.
I've killed many gods. Frankly, I stopped counting around the thirteen googolplex mark. But that's probably a good ways short of the actual number.
