Ask me about squids

[alanofalltrades]

[butchboromir]

this is how some people on here talk about punk

[architeuthis-the-awful]

Fender-benderman: collect my insurance details

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[psalidodont]

i think i fucked up

[jellogram]

Why can't you wish someone a single congratulation

[architeuthis-the-awful]

Scientists rejoyice as James Webb Space Teloscope photographs curent location of the overton window

[boodledeeboops]

[architeuthis-the-awful]

secret third thing..... vampire

[sandmandaddy69]

[architeuthis-the-awful]

Bianca del rio spoted in class of 1969

[architeuthis-the-awful]

She l’istesso on my tempo til the beat unit changes

[architeuthis-the-awful]

In the music notation straight up dotting it. And by it well lets just say… my quarter note

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[architeuthis-the-awful]

French milf call that mom cher

[sandmandaddy69]

[goflowolfog]

MELT EVERYONE NOW! CONDONE FORTY DEGREE MURDER! ADVOCATE SNOWMOBILISM! EAT SLEET! FROST IS MY POLITICS, FROST IS MY LIFE!

[tatters-the-bat]

My favorite YTP jokes in no particular order:

Cutting off big numbers to be really small, especially monetary values ("Owns a business worth 1.2 dollars" "Biggest in the world! Holds two")

Game show YTPs where the completely nonsensical answer the contestants give is actually correct

Introduction sections that are artificially extended because the same guy keeps appearing over and over between other people, bonus points if the additional copies of the guy are actually edited to be there afterward

saus will never not be funny

A very animated movement or expression like a gasp or a laugh being reversed midway through

When a commercial says something like "cool, right?" and then immediately goes "No, wrong, this is actually completely normal"

[architeuthis-the-awful]

my favorite ever sos was in a very tall bart video where the answer to the jeopardy category palindromic words was sos