No title available
No title available
d e v o n
wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
izzy's playlists!
PR's Tumblrdome
Discoholic 🪩
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
Product Placement
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Today's Document
cherry valley forever
Andulka
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
tumblr dot com
Kiana Khansmith
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
@archived-revarova
Clodsire's Tavern 🍻
Rainbow mo
Hi I paint your cat wet hands style
iv. Omen of the Stars
front facing egrets making me lose control of everything
soymarine fans inconsolable after yet another gollum sweep
hey cute vid! why is that exotic animal in a house?
front facing egrets making me lose control of everything
the little silver thing in his mouth is a fish…
Don’t give CPR to wild animals: a thing you wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people but apparently you do. 💀
Also while I’m at it: keep your cats indoors so they can’t kill (or be killed by) wildlife.
that was an incredible google rabbit hole I just went down, good god
From the comments:
"If your cat damaged another animal enough it stopped breathing, it's dead. You're not calling the little bunny ambulance and taking it to the little bunny trauma bay. It's DEAD. It did not have a little bunny heart attack that you need to give it little bunny chest compressions until you get the little bunny defibrillator and shock it until you get a little bunny perfusing rythym it's DEAD JIM your cat KILLED IT."
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you
Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity
I do love Tumblr's isolation from some topics, but we're tragically missing out on the JD Vance couchfucking saga
OKAY I'LL SUMMARIZE
So JD Vance is Trump's veep pick to replace Mike Pence (who made the fatal GOP error of following the constitution on J6 2020 and not announcing Trump as eternal godking)
Overall, Vance's rollout since the GOP convention has been
not
great
Now, some important context is that a bunch of extremely sexist and off-putting video has surfaced from previous campaigns, podcasts, etc. For example:
In a 2021 appearance on Tucker Carlson’s former Fox News show, Vance, who was then a candidate for the Ohio Senate, told Carlson that the United States was being run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.”
This generated a lot of outrage, as you'd expect, and the current peak result of this quote is major news outlets talking about Jennifer Aniston calling him heartless. Vance's other quotes are driving a lot of news stories, they can be looked up, yadda yadda, but they're not really part of this particular saga.
No, what's really captured people's attention about Vance is this one tweet that someone dashed off:
Damn, it even has page numbers cited! It must be legit, right?
No. It's totally made up. But people wanted to believe, and boy, did they run with it. A sample:
Snopes chimed in with a factcheck on whether that text was in Vance's book, and no, it was not.
The Associated Press tried to do the same, but there's one problem: they phrased their headline a little differently.
And people pointed out that while you can objectively verify whether certain text is contained inside a book, you can't actually verify that Vance has never had sex with a couch! Whether for the AP realizing that they'd posted an unverifiable "factcheck" headline, or for an editor going "why the fuck did you write that in the first place," this soon happened:
Which means that if you try to visit the article saying that no, Vance didn't fuck a couch, you see this:
As many people immediately realized: it's funny to have the AP run its initial headline; it's fucking hilarious for them to pull the factcheck after its publication. The collective hilarity surged even higher.
So. Where things are by July 25th:
So yeah.
Vance's rollout has had some issues.
🚨Breaking:🚨
Kamala Harris announces the White Pharaoh as her vice presidential pick
ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER
okay ill bite. who is joe biden
A rescued pelican in the backseat.
all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps
SPECIAL INTEREST MENTIONED YALL!!!
Look at my jellyfish sprites boy
Sundogs
Asperitas clouds
Glories
Russian Light Pillars
Nacreous Clouds
Mammatus Clouds (tiddy clouds lol)
Morning glory clouds
St. Elmo's Fire
I could go on for HOURS!! Remember that the would around you is much weirder than you know and the only difference between magic and science is we put names to the latter!
see she gets it
