back to my bullshit😌

Author of Fiends like to Frolic 19 ❤️🧡🤍💗💜 taurus ♉ hateweasels #1 enemy 🖤

[hateweasel]

am i gonna get executed again?

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Have you done something to deserve execution?

[doyouremem8erme]

do something to prev

lobotomize

hug

microwave

kiss (romantic or platonic)

vivisect and study

pick up like a ferret

erase from existence at all points in time

cannibalize

upload brain to the digital afterlife

maul with bare hands

launch into space

tuck into bed

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2024

[william-snekspeare]

Oatmeal the ferret

[hateweasel]

Got told I'd be a ten if I didn't say "hell yeah, brother" in a hulk hogan voice. So basically what I'm understanding is that I am in fact an an 11 😎

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

You are correct 😎

[love-weasel]

I feel like I've done enough damage, goodbye everyone 😁, I herby re-grant the position of hates #1 enemy to @spiteferret enjoy 😉

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Thank you?????

[frostedpuffs]

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

[frostedpuffs]

AH, YES, THE HORRORS™

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

In my divorce Era ig 😚✌

[purpleandstarlight]

I hear you're looking for a lawyer? I have some experience uwu

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Your hired, I don't remeber the wedding, but Im pretty sure loveweasel didn't set up a prenup so I'm going to take the house and the kids 😤

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

In my divorce Era ig 😚✌

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Ngl "my nemesis turned ally is my nemesis again?!?" Sounds like it would be the name of a yuri manga that would like acc slap.

Girlys hated each other, became besties, had a falling out and then realized they were in love all along and now there mad about it, cause they wanna hate eachother but life keeps setting them up

[love-weasel]

Your yuri @eemoo1o-animoo

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

I...missed this??? How did I do that? Miss...my own wedding??? Anyways...

[hateweasel]

You know what? Maybe being beheaded isn't so bad. This is fun!

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Loving the new look 😌🖤 really "suits" you 😉

[hateweasel]

Since the Court of Kangaroos has decided that I am guilty, what is my sentence?

Community Service (keep drawing comics and posting memes)

DEATH ☆🤟

Ego Death (Change banner to an image of the jury's choosing--within reason...)

Other (please specify)

Voting ended onJan 6, 2024

[hateweasel]

Never have I felt so threatened...

[hateweasel]

My fate is sealed.

[purpleandstarlight]

Seems like we're back to plan A...

[hateweasel]

Aw, a guillotine? No executioner with a sword? Or even an axe? Rip off... 😔

[purpleandstarlight]

It's supposed to be a punishment for your crimes, not an epic death to make you look cool uwu

[hateweasel]

Big talk for a coward who doesn't want to cut my head off directly!

[purpleandstarlight]

Who said anything about being scared? I don't want to get the blood of a filthy mutual rider on my shoes is all uwu

[hateweasel]

Well then SOMEONE doesn't get to present my decapitated head to the dark lord Null, now do they? 😤

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

I mean, if Null's not going to...does that mean the position is open? 🧐

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Ngl "my nemesis turned ally is my nemesis again?!?" Sounds like it would be the name of a yuri manga that would like acc slap.

Girlys hated each other, became besties, had a falling out and then realized they were in love all along and now there mad about it, cause they wanna hate eachother but life keeps setting them up

[pokophobia]

i still can't believe gilbert canonically has a younger brother like ... wow????

(the grammar is on purpose i swear) (i didn't notice until i posted this)

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[ren-tama]

@purpleandstarlight Avenge me, for I am a husk of my former self :(

[purpleandstarlight]

@hateweasel how dare you.

You killed me twice and I forgave you.

I leave you alone with my mutual for a bit and I come back with news of you riding them. Stealing that honor from people more deserving, who would take responsibility and who would do so after marriage like God intended. And you call yourself a good Christian blog?

For shame

[hateweasel]

These allegations are false. The prosecution does not even lift, bro and I cannot possibly ride someone who is not as swole or as chadly as me simply due to lack of support. Also WHAT THE FUCK?

[purpleandstarlight]

That's what they always say. You better apologise and compensate my dear mutual for the harm you caused or we'll taking this to the court

[hateweasel]

Please... I beg of u... It wasn't me... I've been framed... Please... I have so many bishounen to support!!! :,(

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

You were framed, I was framed. I think we know who did this...@love-weasel

[ren-tama]

The only way that would be so is if Loveweasel is actually a part of Hate, and spoke through her mouth. :(

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

I wouldn't be surprised if love weasel was simply an alter ego hate created to get away with crimes against mutuals

[ren-tama]

I was forcefully ridden in a stable tonight

@hateweasel

[hateweasel]

NO!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! THERE WAS NO SUCH THING!!!!!

[ren-tama]

Photographic recreation of the crime in question.

[ren-tama]

Oh because this was my fault, TOTALLY.

EVIDENCE OF THE CONTRARY:

[hateweasel]

Wait a minute...

ENHANCE

The plot thickens...

[purpleandstarlight]

Seems like we need to solve a case...Luckly, I know just WHO to call to investigate...

[purpleandstarlight]

My client brings up a valid point.

I have an hypothesis I'd like to share: @hateweasel was the one to commit the crime, and just masked herself as her nemesis turned ally turned (possibly) scapegoat while committing said crime.

Of course, as any good detective, I'll have to search for more evidence to either confirm or deny.

@spiteferret , as one of the suspects, do you have an alibi?

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

I've never even met these people before! I swear! I had made an alliance with hate, and I belive I may have been betrayed 😭 she has my trusted profile photo as one of my friends and is FRAMING ME, I am deeply hurt 💔 😔 I have simply been resting comfortably away from all this cringe and trying to enjoy my simple life 😭😭😭

[purpleandstarlight]

I believe you. Out of the suspects, you don't have a motive, nor have you really met the victim either. It's pretty clear who the REAL culprit is.

Thank you for your time, and sorry about the picture leak. Me and my associates will make sure for it being erased from the web.

That said, if you need someone to talk about this traumatizing experience with, we also have experts. We will put you in contact with one if you need. The same offert is extended to my client.

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

Thank you for your assistance, I really need the help in these trying times.

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

I thought this moment would never come 🥺, um... I mean yeah sure whatevez 🙄😕 just killing someone nbd we've done this before...

@hateweasel

[hateweasel]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Let us unite and kill Love, comrade.

[purpleandstarlight]

Hate x Spite. Enemies to allies to lovers. 200k words. Slowburn.

[hateweasel]

[purpleandstarlight]

I said what i said.

[mymissalicorne]

@purpleandstarlight You inspired me

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My project now is to write about this whole case

[purpleandstarlight]

I SUBSCRIBED. THIS SLAPS. I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHAPTER 2 BESTIE

[archived-shenanigans-spiteferret]

HOW DID I MISS THIS 🤣🤣🤣