Archivist caleb

He/it/star pfp from Tumblr somewhere Archivist caleb on: yt, magma Artist + writer Only here because tumblr suck [wouldn't let me stay logged out 😔] Egoistic queer under any definition of the Word

[archivist-caleb]

Welcome to Caleb's chaotic catharsis and crimes

A strange and lonely folks melodramatic hoax

I'd finish this but I'm not truly smart enough

✧ he/it/star [no they]

✧ names: Caleb, Whole, Archivist, Apollo, Michael/Mike

✧ artist, writer, novice cook, fiber [art] freak and fashion loving fiend

✧ poor [I cannot donate please do not ask]

✧ no dni I'll just block if I don't like you

✧ chonny jash lover and general fandom fiend

Post limit: not reached

will draw/write: selfship, ocs [maybe], fandom characters[depends on fandom], character ships [within reason], fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, body horror, horror in general

art requests are: OPEN!

character asks are: OPEN!

Commissions: OPEN! but only for trusted mutuals [feel free to ask!]

Current fandom[s]: chonny jash

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Blinkies/silly images under cut

[archivist-caleb]

SOUL!!! what’s better: chocolate chip muffin or blueberry muffin?

eee i got another ask right as i went to post this this is so fun /gen

ough i love my freaks sm <3

[archivist-caleb]

Mind cacophany concepts

he changes out the golden heart necklace for a silver drum stick necklace i feel

[3000s]

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

[archivist-caleb]

not to erm actually but!

cigar + cancer sausage

ette + small

= small cancer sausage

genuine apologies if this sounds condecinding btw i just really like the naming convention of cigarettes

[3000s]

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

[penumbraphantasm]

tech support and two blokes

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[epicsause-official]

youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[archivist-caleb]

hes like a pathetic wet cat to me

FUCK I FORGOT THE FOREHEAD KISS IMAGINE ITS THERE

[archivist-caleb]

another w the og version over it for texture + dumbass doodle i forgot to remove

[archivist-caleb]

hes like a pathetic wet cat to me

FUCK I FORGOT THE FOREHEAD KISS IMAGINE ITS THERE

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mrshamill]

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

[ekjohnston]

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

[archivist-caleb]

chat please send in asks for my Soul hes so cute and i dont draw him enough

[archivist-caleb]

two ways of drawing this freaks wings

[archivist-caleb]

idk if ive alread said this headcanon but Hearts hair gets Incredibly matted during cacophany

whether or not he brushes it out or cuts it all off is up to you