im a tad bit silly

coding and music nerd, she/her. no dni, just dont be a jerk. i do not have any money, please do not ask me for donations as i cannot help you

[bravelycowering]

gonna be away for a while i just need space to deal with things for a bit and ill be mostly unresponsive during that

[teathattast]

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[yamada-ryo]

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

[kalichnikov]

I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny

Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.

"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[sillyimage]

x

[i-suggest-poly]

I have a suggestion

[isuggestswiftmarketregulation]

I also have a suggestion

[i-suggest-poly]

I think I'm in love with you

[oidial]

babby.... saturday.......

put her in your pocket. you can put her in your pocket or you can put her in your pocket with 1 sunflower seed.

[girltentacles]

uh oh saturday watch out for the skulls

[oidial]

SKULLS?? IS ANYOEN GOING TO HELP HER????

[oidial]

I wish I everyone feel loved forever ! I wish everyone a 100 love coin!!! 🌠

[rambl1ngr0se]

the deltarune fandom is divided between people who can read and people who make shit up and get mad when it isnt true

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[normal-horoscopes]

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

[bravelycowering]

i may have a game to show off sometime very soon

[heartattackinblackdye]

shoutout to the mutuals i actually interact with regularly & big apologies to the mutuals i do not interact with regularly or the mutuals who i used to interact with but now do not. ily all

[sheila--e]

i was just cleaning up my files a little bit, when i went to the music folder i found a weirdly named .ogg file that i did not remember downloading

i didn't know what it was so i got kinda nervous but i assumed it was a short song whose file name i keysmashed or maybe adeltarune sound effect i downloaded from spriters resource. clicked on it to check what it was.

immediately suprised by what appeared to be the sound of a woman screaming. paused the audio immediately and walked away from my computer because i DEFINITELY did not remember downloading an AUDIO OF A WOMAN SCREAMING.

freaked the fuck out immediately, this was made worse by the fact literally today while doing fuckall i was listening to this one creepypasta of this spooky sound effect that downloaded itself into peoples computers and killed them or shoved its fingers up their asses or something. tried really really hard to think of what the fuck this could be from, came up blank so i turned down the volume and kept listening.

by the halfway point realize it is not, in fact, a woman screaming, but it is me blowing really hard into my microphone and peaking my microphone. a sound that i recorded because i thought it sounded like a woman screaming.

conclusion. i just trolled myself.

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me